The Adams-Wayne Compatibility

A sweet, innocent, American-comics-style game of house! A clash of worldviews between a goth family and a vigilante family!

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"Damian, you can't start a relationship with a suspicious girl who kissed you by force the first time you met, proposed to you the second time, and whom you've only met three times. Do you understand?"

The new Robin, wearing an expression of cocky, irresistible cool, raised an eyebrow at his father and eldest brother, neither of whom had much credibility when it came to romantic relationships.

"Tch." He supposed that was as good as agreeing.

So the next time they met, he was the one who proposed, and acquired himself a fiancée.

After all, they'd met three times by then, hadn't they?

*

"My love, about children." The little girl, nearly as tall as the boy, spoke seriously.

"Three."

"Three."

They spoke at the same time.

"We agree. Surnames?" Damian asked.

"Two Addamses." The girl tilted her head.

"Two Waynes." The boy nodded.

"We disagree. Fencing? Hand-to-hand combat?" The girl looked up calmly.

"Kendo." The boy folded his arms and raised an eyebrow.

"Request approved."

Watching the two children draw their swords and start hacking at each other in the garden, despite having been sharing an ice cream affectionately just a moment before, the third Wayne son turned back in a daze to face his family, who all wore similarly indescribable expressions.

"This isn't what I imagined. No, wait, is this right?"

"Right, right, right... no!" The Wayne son was utterly confused.

Beside them, the pale-skinned, impeccably dressed couple stood under a black parasol, smiling with both sadness and heartfelt emotion.

"Oh, what a beautiful pair of lovebirds. My darling little scorpion has already met someone she can entrust her life to." The elegant, enchanting lady in a long Gothic gown gently dabbed a tear from the corner of her eye with a handkerchief.

"This is much too soon. That wretched little thief stole her heart so easily. Oh, Morticia, my heart is breaking..." The gentleman clutched his chest.

The couple kissed.

"."

The Waynes fell silent.

You two are weird too!

A hint of expectation appeared on Freydis's cool, serious little face.

Damian: "My love, we're in public."

Freydis's eyes slowly grew larger and rounder as she kept silently gazing at him.

Damian turned his head away, let out a barely perceptible sigh, then faced her again. He raised his chin and said haughtily:

"Woman, you're playing with fire."

Color immediately bloomed across the little girl's pale face. Her eyes burned bright. Then she covered her face without changing her expression.

Damian: ...TT.

The eldest Wayne brother shrieked: "Dami! We don't say things like that!!!"

The Addams sister looked at him calmly. "Do you have a problem with my sister's kinks?"

She raised her crossbow.

The current plan includes some:

● Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: complete

● Coraline: maybe

● Corpse Bride: maybe

You don't need to have seen them to enjoy the story. The characters and backgrounds will all be introduced.

My profile has an upcoming story, The Addams-Wayne Compatibility Test, But Reversed.

The original blurb and premise were posted on 2026/01/02 and archived by email. There is a record that the idea originated before August 2025.

● For more complete reading notes, see the author's note in Chapter One!!!

● A lighthearted, absurd puppy love! Two little hellions earnestly playing at innocent romance, then marrying as adults. Love at first sight on both sides. The worldview and logic mainly come from the Addams films across their various versions, with the force of causality itself! [Logic is meaningless] [Extensive changes] [All glory belongs to the original work]

● Sweet Addams-style humor mixed with absurd everyday life, everyday life, everyday life: the Addamses and the Waynes bumping into each other, with everyone getting picked on equally. Cute affection and romance progress right alongside the plot!

● A cool-faced, adorably awkward little Goth girl x Damian

[My profile has tons of delicious stories, so there's sure to be an idea you'll like! There's a completed Damian BG story, and the slowly updated Spider-Man BG story Can a Homelander Kid Get to Eat Spider-Man? More delicious upcoming stories featuring Damian, Jason, Tim, Batman, Superman, Superboy, and Ultraman are on my profile! When this one is complete, I'll pick the one with the most followers to start next, and it won't necessarily be one of the titles below.]

Slowly updating alongside this story: Can a Homelander Kid Get to Eat Spider-Man? (primarily Addams-focused)

At the very first second after transmigrating, she found a battle-worn superhero.

He's so weak, Dominia thought arrogantly.

He trembled all over, his powers out of control, and even the slightest touch or gust of wind made him panic.

But he was pretty good-looking, and more importantly, he depended on and trusted her completely, as if she were his only lifeline.

Delicious, but hopelessly foolish.

Fine, she'd rule this world. She could start by using this naive fellow to learn about it.

He practically treated her like a goddess. That was right. It was the respect she deserved.

Until he found out she was nothing like he'd imagined.

Oops.

*

Peter Parker thought Dominia was a little strange and didn't know much about the world, but she was an incredibly powerful, goddess-tier superpowered person.

She was from another world, so it was understandable that she didn't know much. He was more than happy to help her!

The goddess was so strong, so capable, so beautiful, and so kind...

...It turned out the goddess wasn't a superhero. She was a villain ╥﹏╥

But that wasn't her fault. It was her world's fault. Goddess, come cuddle. Don't blame her. I'll teach her properly and keep her under control...

*

"So your memories are all scrambled. Memories of all sorts of experiences in parallel worlds have turned your brain into a mess, and your powers are out of control."

Dominia nodded at the young man, whose eyes were watery as he told her everything.

"You poor thing. I'll help you... I've already heard all about your broken family and unhappy experiences, and how confused you are about your feelings. We can go see a movie together and listen to the music you like... But after that..."

She stared fixedly at Spider-Man's wrist, where webbing had just fired uncontrollably and more web fluid was still oozing out, then licked her lips and lowered her gaze.

"You know what I'm going to do, right?"

PP: QAQ?

*

"All right, I'm done playing."

Dominia floated into the air, red light gathering in her eyes. "If you know he's the only scabbard capable of restraining me, what gave you the nerve to bully him?"

A wicked smile curved her lips.

"After all, he's the reason you've stayed alive in front of me for so long. Show some gratitude, you ants."

A gorgeous superpowered woman who lacks morals, love, and empathy, and wants to rule the world x a shy, inexperienced Spider-Man at first, then a composed, slightly dom man later. His hardworking nature never changes.

The Addams-Wayne Compatibility Test, But Reversed

A different flavor of little Tim and big Damian, with adult relationship tension from the start!

A pretentious CEO Damian and a witch Freydis fall in love at first sight and quickly marry. One completely fails to control his highly unsocialized witch wife, while the other succeeds brilliantly at protecting her delicate husband.

*

"Miss, summoning demons in Gotham at night is illegal. If there's something you wish for, why not talk it over with me?" The eldest Wayne son was impeccably dressed and unfailingly courteous.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know there was such a law." The black-haired woman's calm face showed a trace of apology.

"My divination said I would meet my true love tonight, so I wanted to ask the demon about it."

"And did you succeed?"

The elegant lady sighed sadly. "How strange. It said the demon summoning succeeded, but all that appeared was my true love."

So the former son of a demon smiled charmingly. "Perhaps demons have the night off. Would you care to have dinner with me?"

They got married.

*

"Brother, weren't you supposed to investigate and put a stop to the source of all these mysterious incidents lately?" The little boy vigilante jumped three feet in the air.

"I am investigating and putting a stop to them," the eldest Wayne son said calmly and with conviction.

"Then why did you invite the source into our house?! Wait, were you just looking up how to get ready to conceive?" Another little boy jumped up.

"You're overstepping. I have my own pace."

*

Meanwhile, the Addamses, whose eldest daughter had left home and returned with a different surname, fell into a panic.

"Good heavens! You married a normal person!" Dad was horrified.

"He's so polished and boring." Little sister Wednesday frowned.

"And he's a CEO, the sort who actually goes to work." Mom shook her head gently.

"He looks so weak and fragile. He won't be able to handle the real you! Your children might turn out weak and ordinary too..." Little brother Pugsley sobbed.

"I'll protect him and myself." Freydis sighed faintly. "Don't worry. I have my own pace."

Gotham had a brand-new Wayne couple, the very picture of a happy marriage, making everyone else green with envy.

Life passed peacefully.

Until ten months later, when a pale as snow child was born amid thunder and lightning.

"D, D..."

"Oh my gosh, he's trying to say Daddy, dada!!!" The Wayne boys and girls were thrilled.

"Demon!!!"

"Get ready to welcome our sister and little nephew home," Wednesday said, calm and cheerful.

"Ordinary people can't handle Addams excellence. They'll come back to us."

Upcoming story: I Thought You Were My Girlfriend, But You Want to Sleep with Me. Tim BG.

Lumina is straight and getting ready to confess to her straight best friend.

Her name is Timothea. She's beautiful and handsome, an angel who rescued Lumina when she was in danger.

Lumina has skin hunger. She loves cuddling with her best friend, and to keep from repeating the tragedy of making things difficult for a friend, she made Timothea swear: "You're not a lesbian or bi, right?"

Her best friend swore she wasn't.

So Lumina could safely share everything with the first true best friend she'd ever had: complain about jerks, admire handsome guys, and get drunk and kiss, hug, and cuddle with her. At first Timothea would suddenly leave with a strange look on her face, but later she became sweet and considerate, and even taught Lumina all sorts of things.

"Can friends really do all this?"

"Oh, my dear Timothea, if you were a man, I would definitely fall in love with you."

Then, as they spent more time together, Lumina realized she had fallen in love with Timothea.

That wouldn't do! It was too unfair to her straight best friend!

After agonizing over it, she finally confessed through her tears and prepared to disappear

When they met again, she discovered that the frivolous suitor (aka her best friend's ex-boyfriend), the vigilante she admired, and her dear best friend were all the same person.

Damn it! Had she really clipped her nails for nothing!!!

[Upcoming 2] Red Hood Is My Sugar Baby. Jason BG.

Evelyn transmigrated into the scene of a murder, and the instant she opened her eyes, she met the gaze of the criminal who had just taken off his helmet.

Was he going to kill her to keep her quiet? He was terrifying. And he wouldn't even take a payoff to spare her.

By some strange impulse, she traded him a kiss for a chance to escape.

She thought she was safe for now, but this psychopathic murderer began appearing in her life again and again. At last she realized he wasn't going to let her go.

After transmigrating, she had gained limitless wealth. Now, though, she could only play the helpless little flower, paying out huge sums to keep him satisfied, giving him anything he wanted, and making him her bodyguard.

And he really did protect her.

This couldn't go on. She was developing a sick attachment to him. His forceful kisses, burning embraces, and scorching body kept her tossing and turning, surrendering to him even as she knew better, but this was wrong...

She had to put an end to it once and for all.

So she went to Batman.

Just as she was about to make her request, the figure she couldn't get out of her head stepped out from behind Batman.

"If you need something, why didn't you come to me?"

She fell into despair.

If Gotham's last bastion of justice couldn't help her, she'd have to solve this problem herself.

Meanwhile.

Jason: "Hey, guys, how do I look in this outfit? Do you think she'll like this diamond ring? She'll say yes to my proposal, right?"

"What do you mean, the media calls me a sugar baby? She's happy to spend money on me. She loves me to death!"

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