The Adams-Wayne Compatibility

A pure, innocent little love story about a ten-year-old demon child in a comic-book-style America! A collision of values between a Gothic family and a family of vigilantes! “Damian, you can’t start a relationship with a suspicious girl who kissed you by force the first time you met, proposed to you the second time, and has only met you three times in total. Do you understand?” The ten-year-old boy, wearing an expression of arrogant, too-cool-for-school indifference, raised an eyebrow at his father and eldest brother, neither of whom had any credibility when it came to romantic relationships. “Tch.” He took that as a yes. So the next time they met, he proposed to the girl himself, and got himself a fiancée. After all, they’d met three times by then, hadn’t they? * “My love, about the children.” The little girl, nearly as tall as the boy, spoke seriously. “Three.” “Three.” They answered at the same time. “We agree. What about their surnames?” Damian asked. “Two Addamses.” The girl tilted her head. “Two Waynes.” The boy nodded. “We have a disagreement. Fencing? Hand-to-hand combat?” The girl calmly lifted her eyes. “Kendo.” The boy folded his arms and raised an eyebrow. “Request approved.” Watching the two children draw their swords and start hacking at each other in the garden, despite having shared an ice cream and sweetly cuddled up together moments earlier, the third Wayne son turned around in a daze to face the rest of his family, all wearing equally complicated expressions. “This isn’t what I imagined. No, is this right?” “It is, it is, it is... No, it isn’t!” The Wayne son fell into confusion. Beside them, the pale-skinned couple in elegant clothes, holding a black parasol, were smiling with sorrowful affection. “Oh, what a beautiful pair of lovebirds. My darling little venomous scorpion has already met someone she can entrust her life to.” The elegant, charming woman in a Gothic gown gently dabbed the tears from the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief. “It’s far too soon. That little thief has stolen her heart so easily. Oh, Morticia, my heart is breaking...” The gentleman clutched his chest. The couple kissed. “...” The Waynes fell silent. You’re not right either! A trace of anticipation appeared on Frede’s cool, serious little face. Damian: “My love, we’re in public.” Frede’s eyes slowly grew wide and round. She continued to gaze silently at him. Damian turned his head away and let out a barely perceptible breath, then turned back. He lifted his chin and said haughtily: “Woman, you’re playing with fire.” Color bloomed across the little girl’s pale face. Her gaze burned bright and sparkling. Then she covered her face without changing expression. Damian: ...TT. The eldest Wayne brother shrieked: “Dami! We don’t say things like that!!!” The Addams sister glanced at him calmly. “Do you have a problem with my sister’s tastes?” She raised her crossbow. The current plan includes: ● Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: in the works ● Coraline: in preparation ● Corpse Bride: in preparation You don’t need to have seen them to enjoy the story. The characters and background will all be introduced. There’s a new story up for pre-release collection on my profile: The Addams-Wayne Compatibility Test, but in Reverse. Feel free to add it to your library! The original blurb and premise were posted on 2026/01/02. An email archive is available. There are records showing the premise was created before August 2025. ● For more complete reading notes, see the author’s note at the end of Chapter One ❗❗❗ ● A lighthearted, nonsensical puppy-love story! The little demon boy and girl take their innocent love seriously, playing house until they grow up and get married. Love at first sight on both sides. The worldview and logic are mainly based on the various Addams films, with the force of causality! [Logic is meaningless] [Lots of creative liberties] [All glory to the original works] ● Sweet, Addams-style humor and absurd everyday life, everyday life, everyday life. The Addamses and Waynes collide in daily life, and everyone gets picked on equally. Sweet cuddles and plot move forward hand in hand! ● A deadpan, Gothic little girl with a cute side x Damian 【There are tons of delicious stories on my profile! There’s sure to be a premise you’ll like! There’s a completed Damian BG story, and I’m slowly updating the Spider-Man BG story Can Homelander’s Kid Get a Bite of Spider-Man? There are also more delicious pre-release stories featuring Damian, Jason, Tim, Batman, Superman, Superboy, and Ultraman on my profile! I’ll pick the ones with the most followers to start after this one is finished, and there are more than just the ones listed below.】 Updating alongside this one, at a relaxed pace: Can Homelander’s Kid Get a Bite of Spider-Man? (mainly focused on the Addams family) At the very first second after transmigrating, she found a battle-worn superhero. He’s so weak, Dominia thought arrogantly. His whole body trembled, his powers were out of control, and even the slightest touch or rustle of wind made him panic. But he was pretty good-looking, and more importantly, he trusted and depended on her completely, as if she were his only lifeline. Tempting, but truly foolish. Fine. She’d rule this world. She could use this naive fellow to learn about it first. He practically treated her like a goddess. That was right. That was the respect she deserved. Until he discovered that she was nothing like he’d imagined. Oops. * Peter Parker thought Dominia was a little strange and didn’t know many basic things, but she was practically a goddess-level superpowered person. She was from another world, so it was only natural that she didn’t know much. He was more than happy to help her! The goddess was strong, the goddess could do anything, the goddess was beautiful, the goddess was so nice... ...Turns out the goddess wasn’t a superhero, but a villain ╥﹏╥ But that wasn’t her fault, it was her world’s fault. Goddess, come cuddle. Don’t blame her. I’ll teach her properly and keep her in line... * “So your memories are jumbled. Memories of all kinds of experiences in parallel worlds have made a mess of your brain, and your powers are out of control too.” Dominia nodded at the young man, who had described his situation until his eyes were wet with tears. “That’s so pitiful. I’ll help you... I’ve already heard all about your broken family and unhappy past, and your confused feelings. We can go see a movie together and listen to the songs you like... But after that...” She stared at Spider-Man’s wrist as it uncontrollably shot out webbing, the fluid still oozing out, and licked her lips. Her gaze moved lower. “You know what I’m going to do, right?” PP: QAQ? * “All right, I’m done playing.” Dominia floated into the air, red light gathering in her eyes. “If you know he’s the only sheath capable of restraining me, what gave you the nerve to bully him?” A wicked smile curved her lips. “After all, he’s the reason you’ve stayed alive in front of me this long. Show some gratitude, you ants.” A superpowered beauty who’s cruel, unloved, and lacking empathy, and wants to rule the world x a Spider-Man who’s awkward at first and composed later, with a little dom energy (his hardworking nature never changes) The Addams-Wayne Compatibility Test, but in Reverse A different flavor of little Five and big Damian, with grown-up romantic tension from the start! A pretentious CEO Damian and the witch Frede fall in love at first sight and quickly elope. He spectacularly fails at keeping his witch wife, who has almost no social skills, under control, while she spectacularly succeeds at protecting her frail husband. * “Ma’am, summoning demons in Gotham at night is against the law. If there’s something you wish for, why not talk to me about it?” The eldest Wayne, dressed in a suit, spoke with impeccable politeness. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know there was a law against it.” The black-haired woman’s calm face showed a hint of apology. “My fortune-telling said I’d meet my true love tonight, so I wanted to ask the demon about the details.” “Did you succeed?” The elegant lady sighed sadly. “That’s strange. It said the demon summoning would succeed, but only my true love appeared.” So the former son of a demon smiled charmingly. “Perhaps the demon’s off work today. Would you like to have dinner with me?” They got married. * “Brother, weren’t you supposed to investigate and deal with the source of all the mysterious incidents lately?” The little boy vigilante jumped three feet into the air. “I am investigating and dealing with it,” the eldest Wayne said calmly and confidently. “Then why did you invite the source to our home?! Wait, were you just searching for how to get pregnant?” Another little boy jumped up. “You’re overstepping. I have my own pace.” Meanwhile, the Addamses panicked when their eldest daughter went out and came back with a different surname. “Oh my goodness! You married an ordinary person!” her father cried in shock. “He’s so refined and boring.” Her little sister Wednesday frowned. “He’s actually a CEO, the kind who really goes to work.” Her mother shook her head slightly. “He looks so weak and fragile. He won’t be able to handle the real you!” Her younger brother Pugsley sniffled. “Your children might turn out weak and ordinary too...” “I’ll protect him and myself.” Frede sighed wistfully. “Don’t worry. I have my own pace.” A newly married Wayne couple had appeared in Gotham. They were practically the perfect couple, the envy of everyone around them. The days passed peacefully. Until, ten months later, a child as pale as snow was born amid flashes of lightning and peals of thunder. “D, D...” “Oh my gosh, he’s trying to say Daddy! Dada!” The Wayne boys and girls were all thrilled. “Demon!!!” “Get ready to welcome our sister and little nephew back,” Wednesday said, calm and cheerful. “Ordinary people can’t handle the excellence of the Addamses. They’ll come back to us.” Pre-release story: I Thought You Were My Girlfriend, but You Want to Sleep with Me. Tim BG Lumina is straight and getting ready to confess to her straight best friend. Her name is Timothea. She’s beautiful and handsome, an angel who rescued Lumina when she was in danger. Lumina has a craving for physical touch. She loves cuddling up to her best friend, and to keep the tragedy of making things awkward between friends from happening again, she made Timothea swear: “You’re not a lesbian or bisexual, right?” Her best friend swore it. So she could safely share everything with the first close friend she’d ever had: ranting about lousy men, admiring handsome guys, getting drunk and hugging, kissing, and cuddling with her. At first, Timothea would suddenly leave with a strange look on her face. Later, she became not only sweet and considerate, but taught Lumina a lot of things too. “Can best friends really do all this?” “Oh, my dear Timothea, if you were a man, I’d definitely fall in love with you.” Then, as Lumina spent more time with her, she realized she’d fallen in love with Timothea. That wouldn’t do! It wasn’t fair to her straight best friend! After a painful internal struggle, she finally confessed through tears and prepared to disappear When they met again, she discovered that the frivolous suitor (aka her best friend’s ex-boyfriend), the vigilante she’d once admired, and her beloved best friend were all the same person. Damn it! So I clipped my nails for nothing!!! 【Pre-release story 2】Red Hood Is My Sugar Daddy. Jason BG Evelyn transmigrated into a murder scene. The instant she opened her eyes, she met the gaze of the criminal removing his helmet. Was he going to kill her to keep her quiet? He was terrifying. And he wouldn’t even accept hush money. Somehow, she kissed him in exchange for a chance to escape. She thought she was safe for the time being, but this psychopathic murderer began appearing in her life again and again. She finally realized he wouldn’t let her go. After transmigrating, she’d gained infinite wealth, but now she could only play the helpless little flower, spending huge sums to keep him placated, giving him everything, and making him her bodyguard. And he really did protect her. This couldn’t go on. She was developing a sick attachment to him. His domineering kisses, scorching embraces, and burning body kept her tossing and turning, lucidly sinking deeper, but this was wrong... She had to put an end to it once and for all. So she went to Batman. Just as she was about to make her request, she saw the figure she’d etched into her bones step out from behind Batman. “If you need something, why didn’t you come to me?” She fell into despair. If even Gotham’s last bastion of justice couldn’t help her, she’d have to solve this problem herself. Meanwhile. Jason: “Hey, guys, how do I look in this outfit? Do you think she’ll like this diamond ring? She’ll say yes to my proposal, right?” “What do you mean, the media calls me a kept man? She likes spending money on me. She’s head over heels in love with me!” Theme: Break down prejudice, and you can witness something beautiful!