The protagonist of The Great British Football Star Simulator, Ian, is a stunningly beautiful Chinese-British mixed-race prodigy.
After helping Manchester United U18 win the FA Youth Cup, he thought he would naturally be promoted to the first team... Then he met a Russian man.
The Russian oligarch across from him had just acquired a mid-table Premier League club, and was looking at him with impeccable courtesy.
A hint of amusement glimmered in his gray-blue eyes, making him look utterly sincere, while he waved a huge pile of cash at Ian.
“You’d look perfect in a Chelsea shirt, darling. Blue really suits you.”
Later, Ian won the Premier League and the Champions League for Chelsea, and brought Britain its first World Cup since the start of the 21st century, truly making football come home...
On the night he won his third Ballon d’Or in a row, countless fans were moved to tears.
They affectionately called him Chelsea’s greatest little captain, and the greatest player Britain had ever produced.
Ian, standing right in the middle of the awards stage, blinked.
He looked down at the Russian man applauding him.
The burning love in the man’s eyes was impossible to hide. He looked even happier than Ian, the one receiving the award.
“I’d like to thank Chelsea for giving me such a brilliant stage...”
As he delivered the usual formal words of thanks, the mixed-race beauty beloved by countless people quietly added in his heart:
Hey, my love. If I’m the greatest player Chelsea has ever had... then you’re the greatest chairman Chelsea has ever had.
I’ll make you shine, and you’ll make me shine. We’ll share the glory.
[Player’s perspective]
You open a game called The Great British Football Star Simulator.
The little blond character on the screen has delicate features and a carefree smile. He’s almost unbearably cute.
You: !! Pretty baby, come here for a kiss~
But as you excitedly explore the game, win countless trophies alongside your character, and unlock the outstanding achievement of becoming a true great British football star...
A dapper Russian character starts throwing houses, money, and companies at him, practically wishing he could tear out his own heart and offer it up... and ends up winning over your beloved character.
The two of them unlock the secret happy ending: a legendary British football star and the chairman of a top club.
You: The sky is falling, aaaaaah!!!
I’m only a casual football fan. I’m on my knees in advance for any basic factual errors, so please don’t scrutinize them too closely.
In this story, Ian is the real deal: a great British football star who has won the Golden Boy, the Ballon d’Or, the Best FIFA Men’s Player award, and the World Cup, along with countless titles and honors.
Our darling is adored by practically everyone. Pure wish fulfillment, written to indulge myself. I’m starving for this【...】.
Pairing: A club chairman who falls at first sight for his talent and his face【?】and craves him like crazy, top x a proud, unruly mixed-race beauty, a great British football star, bottom.
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Oh no, I’m being watched by a bunch of lunatics in horror movies, sob sob sob [Horror Anthology]
Blurb
Lu Fei has a mental illness.
The young man is as beautiful as a dream that could shatter at any moment, yet it’s rare to see him smile freely, carefree and at ease
He’s always curled up gloomily in a corner... hiding from those hungry, bone-deep stares.
And yet he’s dropped into countless horrific movies, where he plays the universally despised punching bag.
[Megan]
A car crash. His parents die right in front of him.
He’s sent to live with his uncle, a man who always surveys him with a cold, indifferent gaze.
“Xiao Fei, I can’t be bothered to look after you. I’ll have Megan take care of you instead. Be good, and stop coming to my bedside to beg for a bedtime story, all right?”
Megan
Lu Fei whips around and sees the lifelike robot standing silently beside his bed in the middle of the night, gazing at him.
“Young master...”
the robot says with a smile. “My purpose is to protect you.”
So don’t get too close to the stray dogs on the street. They carry filthy viruses and bacteria.
Don’t get too involved with the teachers at school. Their smiles conceal repulsive greed.
And don’t...
What a mess. What a terrible mess...
Far too many people are getting in the way of its “protection” of its young master.
So they all have to die.
[Tomie]
“You over there, the little tagalong. That means you. Take some good pictures of Tomie, okay?”
He was an inconspicuous boy who hid in a corner and was bullied by the whole school. But when he accidentally appeared on camera during a livestream...
People lurking behind the lenses on an anonymous website began watching him intently, spreading toward him like black water.
[Mary Shaw]
A bad kid who’s always lying to scam people out of money. A little con artist.
He finds a strange doll.
Shh, keep your voice down.
No lying. No cheating. And don’t say you don’t love me.
Or I’ll cut out your tongue.
[Deadly Joke]
A promiscuous, ill-tempered “school beauty” is bored on a dreary California highway. In a honey-sweet voice, she uses the car radio to pretend to be a woman and seduce a psychopathic truck driver...
“I don’t care if you’re a woman or a man.”
“, As long as you sound good when you cry.”
P.S. The horror movies have all been heavily altered.
Everyone falls for him, everyone falls for him, everyone falls for him.
Our darling is the most beautiful person in the whole world.
Theme: Those who love football and strive to do their best will shine forever
Becoming the second most hated [glasses] after Milan
Yeah, why not? [Dog head holding rose in mouth]
It's a pity that I can't open imp [hug the thigh]
Open, open imp boldly [dog head holding a rose]