[Western Crossover] The Farmer Has Strength and Cunning to Spare

It all goes back to an ordinary Monday. As usual, you take care of the farm, deliver gifts to everyone in Pelican Town, and get ready to check this week's tasks in the Golden Walnut Room. You walk into the dark room. The old guy, no, Mr. Qi, uncharacteristically turns to look at you. His expression behind his sunglasses is more serious than you've ever seen it. Mr. Qi speaks slowly. “Farmer, I have a new task for you.” “Wait, wait, ” A certain big blue bird looks at you in disbelief. “So that's why you filled the Batcave with kegs?” You argue your case. “Isn't the basement for aging things?!” As for collapsing the courthouse base while mining, catching the sewer's alligator as a new legendary fish and putting it in your pond, or accidentally setting off a bomb while passing through Arkham... those are all just minor accidents that don't matter! *A big crossover mash-up *A Stardew Valley-inspired story. Some game details have been changed. *A golden retriever of a farmer, enthusiastic but never listens, with a head full of drama. Told in third person. Update schedule: I'll do my best to update daily. If I can't, I'll post a notice and take a day off. Here's a preview of the next book, which should be the next one I start, barring any surprises. [Western Crossover] This Family Is Doomed Your family is doomed. You've thought so ever since you were a teenager. When your brother announced he was going to become a masked vigilante and delivered a speech destined to become one of the most embarrassing moments of his life; When your brother kept bringing home a bunch of kids until, in just a few years, your once tiny family was bursting at the seams; When those kids followed in your brother's footsteps and became vigilantes too; All of the above makes it clear that your brother has everything to do with your pessimistic outlook. But he's your brother, your only remaining blood relative. What can you do but accept him as he is? So you resolve to become the most reliable pillar of the family, a safe haven your brother, all his kids, and your family's old butler can count on! Until one chaotic, steamy night, You open your eyes in an unfamiliar room and find your brother's adopted son asleep beside you. ...Ha. The Wayne family really is doomed now. *A reliable older heroine in her thirties, with a rich romantic history *Don't ask, I just want to write something scandalous! Completed Western Crossover story! [Western Crossover] A Hacker's Survival Guide to Gotham What does it take to be a hacker in Gotham? Know when to give in, know when to give in, and know when to give in. You need to: 1. Always be ready to sell out your boss. 2. When the dark knight comes knocking, get on your knees fast. 3. Never trust that cunning little red bird!!! There. Now you're a fully fledged hacker. Get ready to take on a job from your boss. Remember, always collect the full payment before starting, or your employer will probably stiff you on the rest after the dark knight arrests you. ++++++++ Pairing: the little red bird Second-person narration Theme: Work hard at farming