[Western Crossover] The Farmer Has Strength and Cunning to Spare

Name: [Western Crossover] The Farmer Has Strength and Cunning to Spare
Author: Lu Yuan

[综英美]农场主有的是力气和手段

by Lu Yuan (陆妧)

Status: Completed
Length: 570k Words
Genre: Romance
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 4d ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[The main story is complete! Bonus chapters are being updated.]

It all goes back to an ordinary Monday.

As usual, you tend to your farm, finish delivering gifts to everyone in Pelican Town, and get ready to visit the Walnut Room to see this week's tasks.

You step into the dark room. Mr. Qi, the old geezer, I mean, Mr. Qi, turns around to face you of his own accord, something he's never done before. His expression beneath his sunglasses is more serious than you've ever seen.

Mr. Qi speaks slowly. "Farmer, I have a new task for you."

"Hold on, hold on, " A certain large blue bird stares at you in disbelief. "Is this why you filled the Batcave with kegs for brewing wine?"

You answer with conviction: "Isn't a basement for aging wine?!"

As for digging mines until you collapsed the Court's base, mistaking the crocodile in the sewers for a new legendary fish and catching it for your fish pond, or accidentally setting off a bomb while passing through Arkham... Those are all minor mishaps that don't matter!

* A setting mash-up

* A Stardew Valley derivative, with a few changes to the game's setting

* An enthusiastic golden retriever who doesn't listen, and a farmer with an overactive imagination. The main story is told in third person.

Here's a future project. Unless something unexpected happens, it'll be the next one I start.

[Western Crossover] This Family Is Doomed

Your family is doomed.

You've had this thought since you were a teenager.

When your older brother announced he was going to become a masked vigilante, making a declaration embarrassing enough to go down in his personal history as a low point;

When he gradually brought home a bunch of kids, turning your small family into a big one in just a few years;

When those kids followed in your brother's footsteps and one after another became vigilantes;

All this makes it obvious that your brother is the reason you're so pessimistic about the family's future.

But he's your brother, your only remaining blood relative. What can you do besides accept him as he is?

So you resolve to become the most reliable pillar of the family, a safe haven your brother, all his kids, and your family's old butler can count on!

Until, after one chaotic and sultry night,

You open your eyes in an unfamiliar room and find your brother's adopted son asleep beside you.

...Haha, now the Wayne family really is doomed.

* The heroine is over thirty, reliable, and experienced in love, with an older-woman vibe.

* Never mind, let me write something tacky!

A completed Western Crossover story!

[Western Crossover] A Hacker's Survival Guide to Gotham

What does it take to be a hacker in Gotham?

Know when to quit, know when to quit, and know when to quit.

You need to:

1. Always be ready to sell out your boss.

2. Be fast to grovel when the big, dark guy comes knocking.

3. Never trust that sneaky little red bird!!!

All right, you're now a fully qualified hacker. Get ready to take on your boss's jobs. Just remember to collect full payment before starting, or your client will probably stiff you on the balance after the big, dark guy catches them.

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Pairing with the little red bird

The main story is told in second person.

Theme: Work hard at farming

Stats

169Chapters

20.8kFavorites

21.9kClicks per chapter

8.9Score

24kNutrient gifts

Honours

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