[Western Crossover] A Little Mango Chick Takes a Bite

I had no inspiration for the title, so I went with something simple and direct. *Mango Chicken is a nickname for Robinwing. *Siblings, with a six-year age gap at the beginning A story about wishing for Batman to be your boyfriend on your birthday, only for your guardian deity to bring you a version from fifteen years in the future as a substitute. But seriously, a twelve-year-old substitute is too much! * “Listen, this is all my crazy guardian deity’s fault. I’m really not a pervert who likes little black-haired, blue-eyed boys!!!” Batman stared at you in silence. * “That’s so mean. Are you going to use me and then dump me?” Robin’s arms held you tight, and the smile on the Boy Wonder’s face was as bright as ever. “I got you, always will.” * Before you read: The main story is told in third person. The blurb plays around with memes; check the protagonist section for the pairing. They won’t officially start dating until they’re adults. The magical bond will already be broken before they start their relationship. The setting is a chaotic mashup, the timeline is all over the place, and the characters’ personalities draw on various versions. If anything makes you uncomfortable, the author is open to criticism of their questionable taste, but please don’t attack the characters. I’m terrible at writing blurbs. Thanks for reading~ I recommend reading this with the author’s notes open~ Theme: Love and justice