[Western Crossover] Fishing Simulator

Opening on August 1, 2026

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After unlocking the [Fishing Simulator], Ivan began a life of fishing in another world.

But after living there for a while, he realized things weren't quite what he'd imagined.

What he thought the simulator would be like:

Chum the water, cast the line, wait, then reel in the catch.

What it was actually like:

Chasing a gigantic, glittering fish across the sea in the dead of night, discussing philosophy with a bunch of talking fish, and raising a lord (?!)

Ivan thought, This is pretty nice too. At least it's not boring anymore.

Until

[Lord: Manta Ray (Legendary)]

[A legendary fish. You may only catch one in your entire life. A large fish with a gentle disposition.]

He stared at the huge, pitch-black, aggressive rag that could ram him hard enough to make him cough up blood, and a bunch of question marks appeared over his head.

Where exactly was this "gentle disposition"?

Ivan raised all these big fish as pets.

Until one day, he went to another world on a mission and saw a dark silhouette fly across the night sky.

...Wasn't that his big rag?

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His catches include, but aren't limited to:

Gotham's rich guy

The Man of Steel

Sparkles

Iron Man

Aquaman (?)

Cap

(Not in any particular order)

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[Before You Read]

1. The author makes things up as she goes and has a single-cell brain. If anything makes you uncomfortable, don't force yourself to keep reading.

2. There are plenty of potential triggers, personal interpretations, and out-of-character moments.

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The blurb was photographed and saved on April 10, 2024, at 1:59.

Last edited on July 23, 2026, at 23:05.

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"[Western Crossover] The Gardener Simulator"

After a long slumber, Rhein received a strange garden.

...There was nothing wrong with tending the plants. A bad night's sleep was better than staying awake.

That was what the young master told himself.

But the very first flower gave him a run for his money.

As a flower, it was aloof and behaved (?) strangely. It was even more delicate and precious than he was.

But seeing as it was a rare variety, the young master reluctantly took on the role of a hardworking gardener, diligently watering and fertilizing it every day.

He poured what little patience he had into this blackish mutant tulip (possibly), and at last, the bud began to bloom.

...It really did bloom.

But then the farm got burgled too. Someone kept rummaging through the seed bags, while tools would mysteriously disappear and reappear.

Rhein was sure the black tulip was behind it all. In a fit of anger, he poked it until it turned into a trumpet-shaped flower.

Hoping the second flower would be better behaved, Rhein angrily pulled out the weeds, prepared the flower bed, and planted a second seed.

Gotham's Dark Knight had recently been having the same dream over and over.

In it, he was stuck in one place while a gigantic creature watered and fertilized him every day.

...So I'd turned into a blade of grass in my dream.

That was what the Dark Knight thought.

Later, he realized he was wrong.

Because... he bloomed.

(Literally.)

Later, he also noticed that the newly planted sunflower next door looked a lot like a certain alien.

Sunflower (wearing a dazzling smile): Hi?

Basically, it's a story about a golden-haired young noble working hard as a gardener. (Yeah.)

Little skit:

Tulip (with a deep sigh): I bloomed.

Red Camellia (firmly): That's right. You bloomed. A fresh start.

Champagne Rose (looking haughty): Hmph... I bloomed.

Baby's Breath (muttering incomprehensibly): #%@

Sunflower (facing the sun with a smile)

Theme: Love can soothe every hurt