The Distillery Boss Conquers the Detective World Through Brand Collaborations

[Café 2.0: Very Good Booze-Infused Coffee Made Me the Curse Spirit Boss is now open! Click to see Café wreak havoc on the world of Jujutsu!] [Reading the official version supports the author's physical and mental well-being, and lets you hang out in the comments with the masters of comedy. Please support the official release! (shouting)] After being poisoned to death by a latte made in collaboration with a liquor brand, Café was reborn as the Boss of a distillery in a famous manga. With the good guys getting more and more characters, the bad guys attacking their own, and a swarm of useless undercover agents turning on one another, the organization desperately needs to restore its villainous image and reclaim the dignity of the bad guys. The System issues a mission: make the organization known to everyone, make people tremble at its name, and turn its members into symbols of fear. Café: I transmigrated, and I still have to work? What a pain! After a moment's thought, he called a coffee conglomerate on the verge of bankruptcy. “Hi, have you heard of a collab?” +, + A coffee conglomerate on the verge of bankruptcy suddenly partners with an obscure distillery, and their collaboration coffee becomes a hit across Japan. Rumor has it the coffee is cursed: take one sip and you'll be trapped in an endless loop of [take a sip → retch → so disgusting → ...take another sip → retch]! Who would sell something this awful?! their competitors thought bitterly, waiting for the distillery brand to go under once the novelty wore off. Who could have guessed that the other side would not only collaborate with anime franchises and games, but also sign a different spokesperson for every drink! A handsome, gentle guy with catlike eyes holds the [Blueberry Scotch Yogurt Coffee]. A cool, mature man with long black hair raises the [Kakarei Carrot Coffee]. A popular blond heartthrob grips the [Bourbon Blackcurrant Milk Coffee]... Every one of them is ridiculously good-looking, their outfits are outrageously eye-catching, and their ads alone have carved out a path to success, raking in money hand over fist! Other brands: Hey! That's a dirty trick! Café: This is normal business competition! Next time, let's mix gin with purple cabbage juice and coffee: D Wait, with so many undercover agents in the organization, maybe we should make a Chinese herbal cordyceps flower latte. Drink some herbal medicine to get yourself back in shape.jpg +, + A mysterious coffee can produce different effects depending on the ratio of booze to coffee The Tokyo Metropolitan Police introduces [Interrogation Coffee], and confession rates soar. To get back at someone, buy them [Nemesis Coffee] in place of their usual drink, and crime in Beika Town plunges; After sorcerers drink [Special Blend Coffee], their negative emotions go up and their cursed energy explodes. They tear curses apart with their bare hands and kick curse users into the air, while the jujutsu world's higher-ups drink [Death Coffee] and suffer nightmares that keep them awake all night; A demon appears in Beika City, but before Uncle can even shout, “Demons and monsters, be gone!”, the water demon that drank the coffee turns tail and runs... A few months later, the Main System looks at the organization's skyrocketing reputation points and sends a friendly inquiry: After working on the mission this long, surely the distillery has become a terrifying organization by now? System: ...Yes, the distillery is now infamous as a District 14, a collaboration-obsessed purveyor of dark cuisine, and an extreme moral guardian. Everyone knows its name! Main System: ? Divider Probably my next book: "The Mechanic Transmigrates into an NPC in a Cyberpunk Game", a secret identity story Blurb: Closed-beta player Fu Tu transmigrates into the game "Legacy of the Old Capital", becoming an NPC in the beginner zone. In the cyberpunk game "Legacy of the Old Capital", players take on the role of a half-mechanical life-form abandoned in the outer district of a ruined city. They make their way toward the central city and explore the secrets hidden within. The beginner outer district where Fu Tu lives is a ghost town that players have ignored since the closed beta, thanks to its harsh environment and heaps of scrap. Mechanical designer Fu Tu gazes at the desolate outer city, the materials scattered everywhere, and his enormous mechanical workshop. His eyes light up. No socializing, no going outside, and every day I can stay home designing machines with cutting-edge equipment. I can even control a mechanical body to run errands and do the shopping... This is actually a thing? The full-release version of the VR game "Legacy of the Old Capital" launches across all platforms. Players from around the world flood into the game, only to get completely wiped out. The powers that be collude with the conglomerates, while the aristocracy and factions monopolize the system. Half-mechanical life-forms struggle to survive in the lower city, corroded by acid rain and polluted by exhaust fumes, held back by disease and poverty. Three days after launch, the game forum is filled with thousands of pages of posts lamenting how realistic the developers made the game, and how inhuman it is. Then, as players explore, they discover a mysterious NPC who appears in every chapter of the quest: A repairman with metal plates covering his eyes appears at the thirteenth passageway on rainy days. His repair fee is just one Blackwater Flower, a plant growing all over the inner city. Beneath his clothes, his body is battered and broken. He has personally pried off his precious outer shell to use as medicine. The mercenary who uses his own body as a weapon is a man of few words. When he's around, you never have to worry about being attacked by mutants. He ignites his own mechanical heart to become a beacon tower, drawing away the thousands of black bugs bred in the polluted water. The hacker confined to a wheelchair is arrogant and sharp-tongued. If you want his help, you'd better beg and plead with sweets. He connects his finely tuned brain to the tower's control system and breaks through the program, opening the only route for players to reach the central city. Clergy, gunners, artists... Before the final victory arrives, they are companions players can trust unconditionally, the last glimmers of hope in every chapter, breaking through the old world's prison with their own bodies. On the day the final battle ends, a gameplay video shoots to the top of the trending charts and stays there for days: [There's a whole world beneath the beginner-zone outer city! The little-known underground map, the fate of all the mechanical heroes, Fu Tu's true identity? So this is what "Legacy of the Old Capital" is really about!] Beneath the barren soil of the beginner outer district, sprawling caves twist through jagged rocks. A colossal statue, half-covered in machinery, crashes to the ground. Its eyes are calm, and the broken plaster on its cheek looks like tears. The characters who fought alongside the players sleep huddled around the Buddha statue. Beneath their battered limbs, severed wires spark and metal glints. The figure often seen in the beginner zone removes his heavy gas mask for the first time. A mole beneath his eye stands out red against his pale skin. Fu Tu sits atop the statue, carefully installing pulsing mechanical organs into the broken body before him. He remains forever stationed in the heavily polluted outer city, helping millions of players and showing them the way out. He has always been the savior who gave life to his mechanical companions, the silent glimmer of hope guiding players toward a new world. #Fu Tu, diligently working underground on designs and infrastructure: ?# #At first, I really just wanted to do my design homework (sits with hands tucked in)# [Content warnings] * Lots of memes and characters getting bullied. The Whiskey Trio will all be sent off to do the Coconut Tree Coconut Water pose with absolutely no mercy (what?)! * No logic whatsoever. The author makes things up to mess with everyone equally, and uses coffee to take over the whole world. * No CP, but I'll reply to or feature reader creations in the comments no matter what the pairing or genre. Please don't get mad at me for this (hiding my head)! Read with caution! * Mainly Detective Conan, with crossovers including Jujutsu Kaisen, Kuroko's Basketball, Natsume's Book of Friends, and even Jackie Chan Adventures. Basically, if I think of it, it'll be included. Nobody gets to escape. A life without awful coffee is incomplete. * Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail will also be included. Their games and coffee will be mentioned or sold in other worlds, so run if that's not your thing! (shouting) Theme: Achieving success through diverse, legitimate business ventures