What Should I Do After Whaling My Way Into a Distillery Stakeholder Position?

#I'm very sorry that I couldn't update on schedule from August 6 to August 19 as stated in the blurb. I've explained the specific reasons in the author's notes. In short, I was sick. This is a short story under 200,000 words and will be completed, so if you're worried about the update schedule, you can put it on hold for now and come back to binge it after it's finished.# #A ridiculous comedy with no logic, no logic, no logic. Please note that the best I can do is make it internally consistent.# [Coming next: So Chuunibyou, You Don't Care If You Die?! Blurb below!] Blurb: Transported to a world where the good guys and the bad guys are locked in conflict, Liancheng Linjiu's mission is... to spend ten billion! Since he doesn't have to make up a plot, use a secret identity, or deal with either side, the mission should be easy to complete! Full of confidence, Liancheng Linjiu immediately bought up an entire district of Tokyo. Assets: -40,335,997.00$ Yep, as expected, I just have to spend casually and I'll be done in no time... Wait, the currency for this ten billion is "$"?! Liancheng Linjiu's vision went black. It was clear that ordinary spending wouldn't be enough. Liancheng Linjiu quietly dialed a number. "Hello? Is that Mr. Gin? When are you going to come extort me?" The liquor syndicate's top killer: ??? After hanging up, Liancheng Linjiu made another call. "Hello? Is this the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department? Are you planning on getting a new headquarters building?" Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department: ??? # In the end, to spend all ten billion, Liancheng Linjiu picked up a script after all. In the media's eyes, he's an elusive billionaire, a detective with the power of money, who spends lavishly just to solve cases. Liancheng Linjiu: No, I just want to spend money. In the eyes of the financial world, he's the "God of Investment." Any company on the verge of bankruptcy makes a fortune as soon as he invests in it! Liancheng Linjiu: Weren't they supposed to lose every last cent with my investment?? In the eyes of the good guys, he's a mysterious, socially responsible tycoon, repeatedly targeted by criminal organizations because of his generous charity. He must be protected! Liancheng Linjiu: You can stop protecting me. Anyone who comes after me is someone I hired... In the eyes of the bad guys, he's the "second-largest shareholder" with a close working relationship with the Boss. His files are classified, classified again, and classified some more, and his protection is maxed out, maxed out again, and maxed out some more! Liancheng Lianjiu: What? I'm a shareholder now? Does that mean I'll get arrested? But I invested in the police headquarters too! [Coming next: So Chuunibyou, You Don't Care If You Die?! Blurb: [Temporary version] Tosu Reiji is a poor kid whose parents are both dead. He was badly injured at the scene, and the trauma left him with a delusional disorder as a lasting aftereffect. So even though he sometimes acts a little chuunibyou, his new guardian, the guardian's son, and his parents' former colleagues all show him tremendous tolerance. For example, sometimes he thinks he's a detective. At a crime scene, he'll point at some passerby and demand they turn themselves in and mend their ways. For example, sometimes he thinks he's a phantom thief. He'll send people calling cards out of the blue, saying weird things like, "I'll be taking your heart." It's true that the passerby he pointed at on a whim really was the culprit, and that the business magnate whose heart he planned to steal turned out to be behind more than a dozen cold cases. But what does any of that have to do with the chuunibyou, pitiful, and adorable Tosu Reiji? .jpg That is, until Tosu Reiji sent a calling card to the Boss of the Black Organization... [Dear Renya Karasuma: We know all about your crimes: using the name of life to deceive, extort, and harm others, and distorting the truth as you sink into greed. We will take your twisted desires for ourselves! From, the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, Joker] Everyone: ...Hey! So chuunibyou, you don't care if you die?! And yet, the next day, Renya Karasuma really did issue a public apology, announce the dissolution of the Black Organization, and turn himself in. The good and bad sides alike: eyes trembling in shock.jpg So you weren't just acting chuunibyou before? You were telling the truth! Content warnings: A ridiculous, overpowered comedy short story. There's not much logic, just brainless laughs. The story centers on the protagonist, with no romance. The timeline is as messy as my hair after taking off a sweater in winter. There's no moving redemption arc. I'll just wave my pen and have the entire police academy group survive. Hmm, I think that's everything. That's all for now, and if there's anything else, I'll delete this line and add it in! Theme: Sincerity is the ultimate weapon