I, Hagiwara's Younger Brother, Got Bound to the On-Screen Comments

Kawakami Shuya, codename "Tennessee Whiskey," is a desk worker at the distillery.

Because he has hyperthymesia, Gin uses him like a USB drive. He is also Gin's personal secretary and Vodka's favorite target for sticking pins into a straw doll.

Lately, though, he's been puzzled. He went to get a coffee, and the guy at the cafe stared blankly at his face while pouring coffee all over the tablecloth.

"Sorry, my hand slipped. To make it up to you, I'll give you a coffee and a new dessert as compensation."

Kawakami Shuya: "...You really don't have to go that far."

He went out for a walk and was chased down the street by a police car. He thought his cover had been blown, but the window rolled down and a sunglass-wearing officer took off his glasses and stared at him for a long time.

"Do you know someone named Hagi... Never mind. It's nothing."

Kawakami Shuya: "?? Wait! At least finish what you were saying!!"

Even while riding in Big Brother Gin's car, a railway police officer was so distracted staring at him that he slapped a ticket onto Vodka's shoulder.

Kawakami Shuya thought a celebrity who looked like him must have debuted, but after he was forced to bind himself to a System and a barrage of comments, he unexpectedly learned the truth.

[Holy crap, Tennessee looks exactly like Detective Hagiwara, who died heroically in the line of duty. The police academy crew have all stared at him a few times!!]

[Could Tennessee and Hagiwara be related? But the official story says Hagiwara only had one older sister!]

[I don't care anymore! With a face like that, Kawakami is my new fave from now on!!]

Kawakami Shuya: Oh no, have I become a substitute for someone else??

Hagiwara, now a guardian spirit behind the System: Don't worry, little brother! Your big brother will always love you most!!

Reader's Guide:

. The male lead will ultimately side with the good guys.

. No romance. The male lead is a calm goofball, in a lighthearted, everyone-loves-him story.

. The male lead is Hagiwara's younger brother, and the police academy crew will all get a happy ending!

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Title: My Nen Ability Is Super-Boosted Desires

[Your goal: Create 7 characters the audience will remember.

Current progress: 0/7]

My name is Qidobei. I died, then got revived after being bound to a forum System.

The System, which owes me a life, says I have to create 7 unforgettable characters in a world full of perverts and experts, using the different secret identities it created for me.

The System is a forum System specializing in training professional romance players. Its ability is to massively amplify a chosen target's particular desire.

The System has already come up with several unspeakable scripts for me, like a black-cat assassin's chase-you-to-the-end romance, an overbearing troupe leader's forced love, and a fighter's contract lover.

That was before I, a steel-hearted straight man from the universe, showed it the many creative ways to use an ability.

Is a romance-assistance System meant to help you win someone's heart?

No. It's for fighting.

I used the fact that my bioman secret identity didn't need sleep or food, along with the System's ability to intensify its targets' preferences, to force Hisoka into battle. I successfully drove him into a breakdown.

The battle-crazed Hisoka had finally attracted a lunatic who challenged him anytime, anywhere.

Hisoka set down the showerhead, licked his lips, and said flirtatiously, "Little fruit, you're really eager~."

The purple-haired young man, holding a butterfly knife in each hand, snapped, "Enough talk. Fight me!"

Hisoka turned off the bedside lamp and closed his eyes. "Hmm~ I'm going to sleep. We'll continue tomorrow."

The purple-haired young man gathered gravity around his feet and stomped on the person under the blanket. "Sleep? Get your ass up and fight!"

Hisoka opened the door to the private bathroom and saw Hua Q clinging to the ceiling like a spider. He slammed the door shut with a bang and finally broke down a little. "This is the bathroom. Please leave."

Hua Q, whose butterfly knife was buried deep in the wall: "Aren't you the Bathroom Battle God? Don't chicken out!"

The black cat Illumi, controlled by my Acid Q secret identity, suffered the same fate.

The eldest son of a renowned assassin family could no longer leave the house unless he learned how to get along with his family.

My Acid Q secret identity had massively amplified his "need for control." Now, every morning, if he hadn't folded his blanket to the nearest millimeter and decided which arm to move first, he couldn't move at all.

The first thing his younger brother Killua did every morning was put his hands together and thank me, Acid Q.

Chrollo, leader of the Phantom Troupe, had his "desire to plunder" under my control.

Now wherever he went, he picked up every last bottle and can, and took every piece of laundry left out to dry. He was named Environmental Ambassador of the Year and became a complex figure, both the most obsessive and the most perverse.

The Phantom Troupe members: "Stop picking things up, Boss! We're bandits, not junk collectors."

Chrollo: "I understand. Wait, Feitan, lift your foot a little. There's a can there!"

The mysterious new member No. 8, Barbie Q, leaves without a trace, her name forever unknown.

[The Hunter's Battle for Billions Forum]

[Has everyone read the new alternate-universe manga?]

[I have! How can a lighthearted, heartwarming story and the original's harsh reality be separated by just the Q Troupe? From today on, I'm a ten-year veteran fan of the Q Troupe!]

[Hua Q is gorgeous and badass, and the whole troupe carries the fights! Cheering like crazy!]

[Acid Q is the ultimate scheming mastermind! I want to see who wins between him and 12 Mi, the king of Manipulation!]

[People actually read an alternate-universe story that tramples the whole cast? I doubt it's any good... Okay, I'm hooked!]

On Whale Island, a paradise far from the world, there lived a kind young man named Qidobei. No one knew he was the only real leader of the Q Organization, a group that struck terror into the hearts of villains. They only knew him as the adoptive father of the lively young Gon.

Qidobei brought out a freshly baked tray of desserts and said with a smile, "It's another peaceful, leisurely day."

Reader's Guide:

. No romance. Although the male lead is bound to a romance System and gets a forum with instant feedback, he really does refuse to date.

. The Q Corps are all the male lead's troublemaking secret identities.

The real him is a homebody who loves baking desserts, a warm-hearted guy with a huge contrast between his inner self and outward appearance.

. Lighthearted story; may have some mild out-of-character moments.

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Theme: The protagonists uphold justice and fight evil with unyielding determination