[Note]
- This story is illogical comedy with a main plot, romance on the side, and a few familiar tearjerkers. I'm trying a new style~ Blurb first written on 23.8.20.
- The System is heavily modified from Stardew Valley. You can follow along whether you've played it or not.
- Pairing: Matsuda x Matsuda
[Third-person narration]
I'm A, an unlucky player who transmigrated to another world with a farming game System.
Because I transmigrated at the wrong time, I was being chased by the Men in Black and frantically threw System loan diamonds at them. Now I'm paying off the debt with the help of a kind police officer in sunglasses.
After half a month of hard work, I finally had a new home in this other world.
Household members: a hedgehog-haired kid, a badly injured beauty who woke up asking for a drink of Vermouth, a blond office worker ghost surnamed Nanami, and me, drowning in debt.
The beauty looked too weak to take care of herself, the kid could summon puppies but was still a child laborer, and the office-worker ghost could only shout, "Work is dog shit."
As the only pillar of the household, I decided to grab a hoe, make a fortune farming, and take on some game quests for extra cash.
[Mysterious Ocean: The old fisherman wants you to investigate the surrounding waters and catch a mysterious ocean fish.]
I took my fishing rod straight to the shore and fished a mysterious man covered in bandages out of the sea!
This mermaid has human legs. Looks like he already made a deal with the evil sea witch and drank the magic potion. (What a shame.)
[Cave Creature: The wizard needs you to investigate the dark cave and bring back "spoils of war."]
I went into an abandoned building that was practically a cave, knocked out a man in a knit cap with my newly crafted greatsword, and got my spoils of war!
An undercover agent in a cat-eyed hood who almost got executed is obviously spoils of war. (Absolutely.)
[Friendly Neighbor: The old mayor hopes you'll get along with your neighbors. Why not start by giving away a few apple pies?]
I found the neighbor closest to home. After knocking politely, I left apple pies outside both the lab and the training ground. I even thoughtfully covered my silver-haired, workaholic neighbor with a little blanket after he passed out from working overtime!
The neighbor's house was an underground base, with a highly distinctive, futuristic interior. (Compliment.)
[Monster Eradication Research: The Adventurers' Guild wants you to explore the mines and clear out the monsters that have recently overrun them.]
I beat the rampaging "monsters" with my hoe and met the strongest white-haired adventurer!
He could walk around with black cloth covering his eyes, and he fought monsters incredibly quickly. He even asked if I wanted to join the guild. Looks like I'll have to work harder, too. (Admiring.)
After completing the quests, I not only paid off my debt and built a brand-new farm, but also earned a hundred affection points from an NPC and a doki doki confession.
We went on a Ferris wheel date. When he asked why I'd accepted his confession, I honestly replied, "Because I'm super rich now. Getting divorced here only costs 50,000 to the mayor, so it's dirt cheap. I could get divorced 300 times!" (Touches fingertips.)
Max-Affection NPC Matsuda, who'd just started dating and was already hearing talk of divorce: .
He hurriedly cut the other person off. "No, you don't."
The question is, how should he and the engagement ring in his pocket make their entrance? :D
Theme: Work hard, farm diligently, and make a fortune