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[Starting a new column on July 1: "Saving the World by Playing the Villain"] After dying from a coffee made with a baijiu collab, Kafei transmigrates into a comic as the boss of a liquor empire destined to conquer the world, and is forced to face the King of Curses. The good news: he's brought Gin, the model employee, along with him. The bad news: they're completely undocumented, have no careers, and are destitute. He's about to become a promising new student at Jujutsu High. The random cursed technique he draws is a 4○99 coffee shop minigame. The System despairs and shuts down, while Gin takes a gun and gets a job to earn money. Kafei alone wears a confident smile. Producing coffee soaked in liquor without limit? He's hit the jackpot. He's going to make a fortune selling this disgusting stuff, build a liquor empire in another world, and take over the whole world! A strange new student arrives at Jujutsu High. His cursed technique is bizarre, his background a mystery, and his surname and demeanor are just like those of a major villain. Later, they gradually discover... Why does he add liquor to coffee? And why vinegar and chili peppers too? Wait, why are cursed spirit orbs and weird brains being made into toppings and put in there?! Why is he always wiring money to some mysterious silver-haired man outside the school? And what's with that Heavenly Restriction user with a kid? His private life is such a mess! Why did he suddenly buy a coffee company, suddenly become the owner of a liquor empire's coffee brand, and suddenly put their ad on a giant screen... When did they even film this?! Why is he using coffee to turn cursed spirits into employees, forcing them to farm and shake coffee beans... Just don't make cursed spirits star in the ads! Haha, what does he mean, he'll start with a coffee shop and become a BOSS who beats the King of Curses? Is he being absurd again? ...No, wait. No way. How did he actually become the cursed spirits' BOSS with this stuff?! *Kafei 2.0. You can understand this without reading 1.0; the plots aren't really connected. *The protagonist is just here for fun. He's either being absurd or showing off, and using coffee to bully the whole world. *After being put through the wringer in 1.0, Gin has maxed-out patience. He's the reliable second-in-command who gets bullied on a daily basis (sigh). *The writing is completely unrestrained. Also, check out Kafei 1.0: "The Liquor Empire's Boss Conquers the World of Detective Conan Through Collabs". Click to see the whole process of Big Brother getting bullied. --Upcoming Story Blurb-- After Zhimu Zheyu dies, his computer short-circuits and a game bug causes all the characters he created to break free and run off. They thrive in the Black Organization. Trapped in that world with a buff that attracts new members of the Black Organization, he can only escape and earn a chance to be revived by winning the approval of the good guys and arresting every member of the Black Organization. Zhimu: Huh? He's just a gamer. How's he supposed to deal with all these members of the Black Organization? And what does “100% attraction” mean? :/ +--+ All the new members of the Black Organization have mysterious identities and are nowhere to be found, turning the showdown between the good guys and the bad guys into a hellish challenge. Using his body-snatching skill to gather intelligence and infiltrate the situation, Zhimu Zheyu becomes a shining beacon for the Metropolitan Police Department, repeatedly pulling off impossible feats and rushing to the front lines of the battle between good and evil. But the new members of the Black Organization he attracts are all weird in their own ways! He leads the local police force in a raid on Black Organization member A's safehouse. In full view of everyone, he finds several drawings and photos of himself under the bed. The Nagano trio give him complicated looks. “Um... do you need legal assistance?” At a murder scene, he runs into Black Organization member B. He gets into a battle of wits with him while escorting a young detective, but in the middle of their fight, the other man suddenly pins him down and tenderly straightens his collar. A Public Security undercover agent who witnesses it all gives him a piercing look. “Could the department's shining beacon actually be a mole?!” While investigating a string of bombings, he meets Black Organization member C, an information broker. He trades the button closest to his chest for a priceless clue. The Bomb Disposal Unit almost leaps into action and drags him away. “That guy's obviously up to something!” He and Black Organization hacker D play mind games online. The strange message D sends and then deletes is seen in its entirety by a child Zhimu rescued. Haibara and Hiroki let out shrill cries. “What kind of people is Officer Zhimu meeting online?!” The good guys always manage to witness every strange moment when Zhimu interacts with members of the Black Organization, leaving him battered in body and mind and making their opinions of his allegiance swing back and forth. Zhimu: . #Help, why do my friends keep recommending guides on how to avoid perverts?!# +--+ After keeping his head down until the final showdown between the good guys and the bad guys, Zhimu Zheyu becomes the biggest hero of all. The Metropolitan Police Department gives him the nickname “Black Organization Bait.” Just put him out there for a bit, and he'll reel in a whole bunch of them! Zhimu: What bait? I'm just an ordinary police officer doing my job! His friend, whose rescue attempt failed: You mean the kind of ordinary police officer whose criminal jumps into a helicopter to come get him without a second thought? The undercover agent who saw that double standard: You mean the kind of ordinary police officer who makes crazy members of the Black Organization change their tune the moment they see him? The elementary schooler who got so scared he shut down: You mean the kind of ordinary police officer who runs into real liquor three times just by going out to eat? Zhimu, standing there while n members of the Black Organization sully his good name: QAQ I really don't know those people--! Theme: Devotion from beginning to end is a beautiful quality.