The Distillery's Corporate Drone Simulator

Xu He is a low-level wage slave at a distillery, but there's a strange simulator on his phone that lets little pixel people work for him. As a new recruit who's absurdly broke, he discovers to his amazement that the money earned in the simulator goes straight into his real bank account! Xu He ponders this for a moment, then rubs his hands together in delight. "Work! All of you, get to work!" A silver-haired, stern man in black has mastered an unusual array of assassination techniques... Xu He: (Browsing the part-time job listings) This supermarket fish-counter job looks like a good fit. Xu He: Killing's killing, right? (Awkward laugh) A blond, dark-skinned cafe employee unlocks the skill of working three jobs at once... Xu He: He's amazing! He can earn so much! (Pupils trembling) Xu He: One more job for you. (Merciless) A chestnut-haired girl in a white lab coat has an astonishing talent for scientific research... Xu He: Great, time to write a paper. (Snaps fingers) Xu He: What kind of scientist doesn't publish in journals! Much later, he discovers that the pixel people are all real people he knows, and that they remember all those jobs. By then, he'd nearly taken the distillery public through a backdoor listing... Xu He: (A smile of social death) (Awkwardly scratching his foot) (Happily drowning in money) A lighthearted, silly story. The goal is to torment the entire cast, so some out-of-character moments are inevitable. Includes original worldbuilding, major changes to the source material, and original cases. The protagonist isn't an undercover agent, nor is he purely evil. == The second book in the series: The Cursed World Evil God Simulator Waking up one morning, Xu He discovers that he's still in Tokyo, but this Tokyo is overrun by curses and crawling with cursed spirits. Xu He: ?? Did I end up in Tokyo's hidden world? With his eyes polluted by ugly cursed spirits, Xu He angrily decides to kill his way through the jujutsu world. He opens the simulator and takes a look. Oh, I'm an evil god. ...Wait?? I'm an evil god??? "Foolish cursed spirits, greet the awakening of your supreme, primordial god!" Some time later, at Tokyo Jujutsu High. The white-haired student says to the black-haired student, "The cursed spirits have been acting weird lately." "How so?" "They've even learned to obey traffic rules??" Xu He: (Furious) Cursed spirits who can't even stop at red lights and go on green have no right to exist in this world!! Theme: Hard work brings wealth