A Dating Sim, But Cracked

A player downloaded a team-building game with tons of gameplay options and grinded all the way to the national tournament.

Then the opposing basketball club spun them like tops.

Player: Why can you use special moves in basketball?!

Game Support: [Traditional team-building games are all about training a team to win the championship. So boring! Our skill-based team-building game adds special moves to the usual formula. It's so much fun~]

The player decided to spend money.

Sure enough, after paying up, they recruited UR members and hidden characters!

The player's basketball club now had an athletic genius, a psychic, a sorcerer, a spirit-medium boy, and a master of secret techniques.

The player was ready to wipe away their humiliation and defeat Teiko Middle School!

For some reason, though, the tennis and volleyball clubs both sent requests to hold joint training camps.

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The player discovered that the game had an incredible range of features.

[The player has been attacked! Your outfit battle will begin automatically. Put together an outfit to defeat your opponent!]

Awesome! It's a dress-up game!

[Perfect outfit! The sorcerer across from you has terrible taste!]

Suguru Geto, defeated by a Christmas tree: ?

The player took a job at a dessert shop.

[New recipe discovered: Whiskey Bran Cake!]

The player asked the customer across the counter:

“Would you like bourbon, Scotch, or rye?”

The NPC in the knit cap went pale!

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The player ran into a problem and searched online for a walkthrough.

[Why does the elementary school detective I met show up as 17 years old? Is that a bug?]

[What should I do if a man-eating flower accidentally eats an ugly finger?]

[Why won't any of the NPCs around me tell me their real names? Do I need more affection points?]

[Searching...]

[No related results found. Try changing your search terms.]

Player: Huh?

# A very chaotic crossover of Jujutsu Kaisen, basketball, tennis, volleyball, Detective Conan, and more!

Check out my completed stories:

My Name Is Sakamoto, What Business Do You Have with Classmate Furuya?

After Binding an Abnormal Food System

Check out my upcoming stories:

After Binding an Abnormal Fairy Tale System, The Years I Spent Promoting Traditional Chinese Medicine in Japan, Collecting Friends

Theme: Keep your passion alive and live life to the fullest