My Honkai: Star Rail Simulator

The universe is a stage, and if there’s a job to do, you’re in! You’re an ordinary anime-loving nerd, but you take part in the beta test for the game Honkai: Star Rail. [We’ll create the most realistic life simulator just for you. Live your life among the stars and enjoy endless fun…] You believed it. Then you realized just how wrong you were! [In your first simulation, you’re a miner, enjoying the privilege of a fourteen-hour workday.] [In your second simulation, you stop being human. You draw a species called the Antimatter Legion, and the very next second after you’re born, you’re thrown onto a battlefield.] [In your third simulation, you’re on a planet that worships Nanook, colluding with the IPC as a traitor to your world. Just as you’re about to enjoy the fruits of victory, disaster strikes.] [In your fourth simulation, you’re a cowboy on a planet called Algan-Apache…] As the simulations pile up, your mental state gets worse and worse. You send a complaint to the game company, asking them to change the game’s name to Death Experience Simulator. You’ve been blasted to bits by the Doomsday Beast’s planet-destroying cannon, and you’ve died beneath the IPC’s bluffing barrage; you’ve been infected by Dr. Primitive’s memetic virus, only to die later under the bombardment of an extermination order… To sum up your gaming experience in one sentence: life is free, death is random. In the end, you realize that Nanook is right. Destruction is right. What is Elation? Whoever can get Dr. Primitive and Oswaldo to livestream themselves eating shit, you’ll immediately proclaim them the new Aeon of Elation! Notes and Content Warnings: 1. This blurb was written when Evernight released, during the version that gave away the great Dan Heng for free. 2. The story uses both third-person and second-person narration. 3. The protagonist is a player. Their identity is never exposed, and there is no romance. 4. The protagonist’s faction is not fixed, and their moral boundaries are flexible. 5. Since this is a simulator, there will be many different routes. For example, the Xianzhou arc has the Cloud Knights route, the Medicine Buddha route, the General route, and so on… 6. The author is a fictional historian and a masked fool. Aha and Mythus take the blame for all the mistakes and jokes in this book. Paid Chapter Announcement This story will move behind a paywall on June 2. A ten-thousand-word update will be released that day. Your support is much appreciated. Theme: Create a better future with your own hands