My Friends Are All Weird, According to the Resident Snarker

[My next story, After Binding Myself to a Very Unusual Food System, is already underway! It's another lighthearted, everyday-life story. Feel free to check it out in my author profile! Thanks, everyone :D] # Blurb You've come to Japan. You can hear objects talk, and you meet all kinds of strange friends. The hair of the colorful basketball team: [I was born with this hair color!] The blindfold of the weird white-haired guy: [Gojo has the Six Eyes!] As soon as the blond man with dark skin says his name, his watch says: [His real name is Rei Furuya. Bet you didn't see that coming!] The high-tech watch of an elementary schooler: [Who is Shinichi going to drug this time?] Later, your everyday life consists of stirring up trouble in the basketball club, yelling "Stop fighting!" when the high school boys start brawling, and lecturing members of a mysterious organization with fake names about the law. As the snarky one, you always think outside the box: When faced with the blond man with dark skin using a fake name: "My name is Makka Paka." When the white-haired high schooler invites you to Jujutsu High: "Anyone who invites me to a vocational school can get out of Japan!" The moment you hear the basketball club's name, you change your name online and put on a wig. If you can't beat them, join them! P.S. A lighthearted, everyday-life story with some original settings. Love interest: the team captain. There will be a getting-resurrected-after-death segment! I'll do my best to keep everyone in character. *Blurb for the new story: Hello, everyone. I'm Tachibana Rena. After entering middle school, I discovered that I'd crossed dimensions. My new school was Teitan Middle School. On my first day, I got dragged into a robbery with the sandwich shop's most devoted part-timer, then arrived in class just in time with a famous detective. But it's fine. I have a System. It's a food System, though not quite like the traditional kind. For example, after making omurice... [Magical Omurice] [Bonus effect: Magical incantation] After the weird-haired sorcerer ate the omurice, he turned into a magical girl (crossed out) and gained the power to make everything taste better. I brought a portion of tiramisu to the psychic next door, and several lines appeared over his head... [Bonus effect: Mary Sue] The psychic ended up receiving a whole bunch of love letters and coffee jelly! After eating a piece of Oreo cheesecake... I gained the ability to pass as either black or white. Starting today, I'm a chef at a certain watered-down liquor distillery! So I continued studying the effects of all kinds of foods, bringing joy to everyone around me! * Interviews with the victims: Weird-haired sorcerer: "Thanks for asking. The curses really do taste better now, but every time I exorcise one, I have to sneak away and chant at the cursed spirit orb, 'Become delicious! You have to become delicious! Moe, moe, Q!'" The psychic: "After eating the tiramisu, my hair turned every color of the rainbow and even changes with my mood. Everyone who sees me goes 'Oho!' I even have my own holy light and background music." Distillery employees: Ever since Orange Liqueur joined the organization, everyone's weight has been steadily rising, and something new happens every day! Tachibana Rena: I'm so happy everyone likes my food :D * An unusual food story. Original settings, no strict logic, lighthearted everyday life, and the pairing is undecided. I just hope you enjoy reading it! OVO Theme: Life is bright, and everything is lovable.