Are There Really No Absurd, Funny Cultivation Stories? I'm Seriously Looking. 不是没有抽象搞笑的修仙文吗真心求

1. 351 都 The City Mystic Wu Xiaogou's Path to Immortality 都市神棍吴小苟修仙记 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Urban162k WordsOngoing [Invincible power fantasy + divination + urban cultivation + miracle doctor + comedy + flirting + demon slaying + ghost hunting] At the foot of Wusheng Mountain, the young Wu Xiaogou is raised by an old Daoist nicknamed “Lao Se Pi,” who teaches him “how to pick up girls,” “flirting techniques,” and “how to bluff with divination.” By a stroke of luck, his pet husky, the “Poop-Catching Emperor,” leads him into an ancient tomb, where he obtains the [Martial Saint Thunder Beast Divination System]. F 119Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I laughed so hard I crowed! This cultivation novel burned out my CPU, who knows what I mean! I've been following "The Cultivation Journey of Wu Xiaogou, the Urban Charlatan" for three days, and I laughed so hard my neighbors thought I was demolishing my building! The protagonist, Wu Xiaogou, comes with an "unreliable" buff, and on his cultivation journey, he's accompanied by two hilarious pets—a husky named "Poop-Catching King" who steals the neighbor's golden retriever's dog food, always running away before a fight, and a master of destruction; and a colorful pear-shaped cat named "Empress Dowager Cixi" who, despite her arrogant demeanor, always manages to knock over Wu Xiaogou's magical artifacts at crucial moments. The jokes are ridiculously dense: his alchemy furnace explodes and "Poop-Catching King" uses it as fireworks, his sword flight is slapped into a trash can by "Empress Dowager Cixi," yet the satisfying moments are also incredibly explosive, with each mishap leading to a major opportunity. If you haven't read it yet, hurry up and read it! You'll regret missing this hilarious and addictive cultivation novel!

2. 352 我 I'm Mentally Ill, and So Is Everyone Else in the Sect 我是神经病，宗门的其他人也是 I'm Seriously Furious真的气死我了Ancient Romance121k WordsCompleted [Cultivation, lighthearted comedy, occasional memes, no romance] Good news: Bai Qingli has transmigrated. Bad news: From the start, she’s hauled before a magistrate, accused of stealing a chicken. Luckily, the original owner was a disciple of Peak Sect, whose overall strength is terrifyingly high across Yuzhou Continent. The people also have a very high opinion of Peak Sect. But Bai Qingli gradually discovers that she’s a lunatic, and everyone else at Peak Sect is a lunatic too. Sword cultivator 109Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 353 东 Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing [Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa 136Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A completely hilarious cultivation novel

4. 354 化 I Became an Evil Cultivator. What Can Heaven Do to Me? 化身邪修天耐我何 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy221k WordsCompleted The Legend of Wu Xiaoxie, the Demonic Cultivator Who Fears Nothing tells the story of Wu Xiaoxie, a mysterious orphan, on his extraordinary path to immortality. Born with a wicked charm and a hideous scar, Wu Xiaoxie possesses a demonic cultivation talent that shocks the world. After saving a badly wounded demonic cultivator and receiving their techniques, he embarks on the path of demonic cultivation. Unrestrained in his ways and at odds with the righteous path, he becomes a thorn in its side. 59Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 355 我 My Absurd System Has the Entire Cultivation World in Stitches 我的抽象系统让整个修仙界笑疯了 Nan Guoman南郭蔓Eastern Fantasy87k WordsOngoing [Absurd System + Academic Ace + Unconventional Cultivation + Lighthearted Comedy] Workaholic Lu Li transmigrates into the body of the good-for-nothing third young master of a cultivation clan. Just as he’s about to give up after making no progress despite arduous cultivation, he’s forced to bind himself to the [Absurd Cultivation System]. Before casting a spell, he has to watch tacky short videos; during heart-demon trials, Empresses in the Palace plays automatically; and in battle, he can tran 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The beginning of the serialized book was quite abstract.

6. 356 夺 Steal Her Fortune? Are You Crazy? The Little Junior Sister Really Kills People! 夺她气运？疯啦，小师妹她真嘎人 Wisteria Weaves Dreams藤萝织梦Ancient Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [Strong female lead + power-up progression + lighthearted + absurd comedy + no romance + punishing scumbags + getting even + defying fate] Jiu Li transmigrated into a cultivation novel about a fake heiress and a universally adored heroine, becoming the hapless tool whose fortune and bloodline would be stolen to empower the heroine. Fake heiress: “I was born to be the darling of fortune. You’re all fit only to grovel at my feet.” Jiu Li: “Read. Done. Dead!” Male lead: (pops up) Jiu Li: “Assassina 6.4kReads8.8Score910Shelves
7. 357 边 The Fearless Frontier Soldier: From Death Row Camp to Marquis Champion 边军悍卒：从死囚营到冠军侯 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Historical1.6M WordsOngoing Lu Chen was once a low-ranking soldier in a borderland death-row camp, someone who would not live to see tomorrow. He is forced into the tangled conflict between the Hexi frontier army, the grassland tribes, and the imperial court. With no illustrious background and no powerful patron to protect him, all he can do is climb up from the mud with a blade, sheer grit, and one military achievement after another. Snow and wind batter the border city, royal banners whip in the gale, and old debts and n 41Reads—Score101Shelves
8. 358 金 King of Golden Spatula! I Build Synergies in the Cultivation World 金铲铲之王！我在修仙界凑羁绊 One Lighter a Day一天一个打火机Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Fang Nian, an avid player of Golden Spatula and a perennial Diamond-tier gatekeeper in Teamfight Tactics, died. Well, not quite. He transmigrated to a cultivation world overflowing with spiritual energy. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Nian discovered that he could see everyone's synergies! Some random guy Synergy: Deadweight (1/3). When activated, the entire cultivation team's spiritual energy absorption speed is reduced by 50%. Synergy: Glutton (2/4/6). When activated, the entire cultivati 4.4kReads8.3Score426Shelves

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   Perfectly meets the requirements

9. 359 穿 I Transmigrated to the Cultivation World and Was Rescued by Bandits from the Start 穿越修仙界的我开局被劫匪救下了 Author No. 076076号作者Eastern Fantasy509k WordsCompleted There are a million goofy protagonists, Half of them are on Tomato Novel. But this protagonist's something else, He's even got an ending theme! Xiao Zhu died in a poorly finished novel that vanished along with its author's account, leaving behind nothing but the empty title of “Master of the Martial Way of Faith.” When he opened his eyes again, he had become a frail, unarmed boy in a cultivation world, surrounded by the ruins of a village slaughtered by monsters. The former master of the Martial 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A humorous and abstract world of cultivation.

10. 360 绿EN Green Tea? She’s Clearly a Hidden Gem! 绿茶？分明是宝藏女孩！ Dolphin Finds Fun for Everyone海豚给大家找乐子Urban713k WordsCompleted [Slice of Life] + [Campus Romance] + [Comedy] Jiang Linyuan got bound to a lousy System... Whenever a bad girl toyed with his feelings, the System would give him a reward. Wait, buddy? Isn't this just making the protagonist suffer? Then one day, after he jokingly confessed and got rejected, the System gave him a reward. Getting rejected after a confession counts as having your feelings toyed with? Heh, now I get it. What bad girls? They're all hidden gems! "Stay focused, cultivate the te 58kReads9.2Score6.3kShelves

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    The novels on Qidian, like "Who Made Him Cultivate Immortality," are considered among the best of the best. While the others I'm recommending aren't cultivation novels, they're still quite good and worth checking out.

11. 361 道 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架？笑死，我根本没有好吗 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up 63.4kReads8.7Score6kShelves
12. 362 当 When the Uncanny Descends on the World, Death Is the End 当诡异降临世界，死亡即是终点 Qingyuan Vocational High School Prodigy庆元职高小天才Mystery2.5M WordsOngoing [Supernatural horrors descend + no System + fresh worldbuilding + survival + semi-infinite-flow + no do-gooder protagonist + not dark + supernatural abilities] In the best years of his life, amid the exuberance of youth, Su Yuan thought his days would remain peaceful and beautiful forever. Then a line of bloody text appeared on the blackboard during evening study. [In the silent night, a terrifying ghost appears outside your dorm room... How long will it take to kill you?] Everyone thought it wa 386.7kReads9.3Score42.7kShelves
13. 363 放 Cultivating Immortality in the Misfit Class 放牛班的修仙 Restless Long Night长夜不安Eastern Fantasy244k WordsCompleted [Team Growth] + [Golden Finger] + [Smart, Satisfying Story] + [Humor and Heart-Pounding Action] An office worker who hates trouble transmigrates into Xie Liuyun, a former hero of the Immortal Realm who attracts trouble wherever he goes. How did a once-in-a-generation genius fall so far? Why are the immortal sects and sacred mountains abandoned? Armed with a useless System and a sword spirit that keeps disconnecting, he encounters a group of problem children: a disciple with a useless spiritual r —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    An abstract yet inspiring ensemble novel about cultivating immortality; highly recommended.

14. 364 满 Everyone in My Sect Is a Prodigy, but I Really Don't Want to Be a Succubus 满门都是天骄，我真不想当魅魔啊 Rain Falls from South of the City to the West城南有雨落城西Eastern Fantasy748k WordsOngoing Su Yi, a top-tier gamer, transmigrates into the cultivation world of Immortal Journey, the game he knows best. But he transmigrates into the game's very first expansion pack. In the first era of the Luoxia Sect, six prodigies rose to prominence, earning the title of the Six Suns in the Sky of the Cultivation World! These six prodigies are part of the story from beginning to end. And Su Yi transmigrates on the very day they join the sect. From then on, the six prodigies become seven. The prodigie 168.7kReads8.5Score20.8kShelves

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    These are all hilarious. Highly recommended. The main characters are all pretty invincible. Highly recommended and recommend!

15. 365 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 179.3kReads9.7Score21.4kShelves
16. 366 谁 Who Let Him Become a Police Officer? 谁让他当警察的？ Crow Doesn't Fly Planes乌鸦不坐飞机Urban647k WordsOngoing Xu Lai transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a police officer, and unexpectedly awakens a god-tier detective System. Whenever he catches a criminal or solves a case, he receives a random reward from the System. The only problem is that the System’s rewards aren’t quite what he expected... “I’m a cop. Why the heck did you give me the skill to counterfeit money?” Xu Lai is initially close to breaking down. But on the very day he reports for duty, he runs into the leader of a counterfeit-money 29.7kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
17. 367 都 I'm a Spider Now. Is It Really So Wrong to Set Up a Honey Trap? 都成蜘蛛了，玩个仙人跳合理吧？ Superpower Jitata超能吉塔塔Eastern Fantasy428k WordsOngoing [Monster cultivation + no simping + play the pig to eat the tiger + lighthearted comedy + a touch of harem + multiple heroines] This book is also known as: Monster Cultivation: Starting with a Backstab Against an Immortal Maiden Qu Yiren transmigrated into a spider demon, only to suffer the further misfortune of being born male. His mother favored girls over boys, his elder sister was a lunatic with a rebellious streak, and his four younger sisters were still crying to be fed. Then there were hi 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Then you must be looking for this book! [Shy][shy][shy][shy]

18. 368 诸EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 519.5kReads9.7Score69kShelves
19. 369 听 I Can Understand Animals: Now I'm a Regular at the Police Station 听懂动物语言：我成了警局常客 Lute and Evening Breeze琴涩晚风Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted No romance pairing + cute animals + a deathly aura + fiercely protective Sui Nuan, a wealthy, beautiful young lady who transmigrated into a book as a cannon-fodder lovesick fool, dumps her boyfriend, who’d been living off her while taking advantage of her, then turns around and buys the top-of-the-line fishing gear she’d dreamed of owning in her previous life. Excitedly, she devotes herself to her lifelong passion: fishing. What’s a man, anyway? Nothing beats the thrill of catching a huge fish y 45.1kReads9.2Score5.8kShelves
20. 370 修 There's a Fat Guy in the Cultivation World Who's Ridiculously Cautious 修仙界有个胖子超苟 Lucky Chubby Big Brother好运胖哥哥Eastern Fantasy903k WordsCompleted (Beast-taming cultivation, unlimited leveling, power fantasy, stronger against strong foes and stronger still against the weak) Zhang Baiwang is a very fat young man from a small frontier city in the Xia Kingdom. His father is a merchant who had him late in life and spoils him, so Zhang Baiwang is both ignorant and uneducated. However, having grown up around his father's business, he's picked up some knack for reading people. By a stroke of luck, he obtains an ancient divine artifact, the Demon- 672Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Cultivating immortality, taming beasts, and controlling ghosts—invincible.

21. 371 穿 I Transmigrated into My Master's Body and Doted on My Yandere Disciple 穿成师尊后，我娇养了病娇徒弟 Mighty Little Flat-Chested One威猛小平胸Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted Lanyue transmigrates into a book and becomes a cruel master who treats her disciple as a cultivation furnace, exploiting him without restraint. Fortunately, none of it has happened yet. Lanyue looks at the well-behaved disciple before her, the future Ghost King who will rule the Nine Provinces, and trembles in fear. To avoid the miserable fate of having her soul torn out and her skin flayed, Lanyue does everything she can to please her disciple. As long as she doesn’t spoil him to death, she’ll 15.4kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves

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    😫😫😫A vivid portrayal of an ensemble cast! In addition to the main characters, the series also features a large number of supporting characters with distinct personalities and appearances. Each of them has a unique story and destiny, which together form a rich and colorful world of cultivation, showcasing the complexity and diversity of human nature.

22. 372 丸 I’m Screwed! The Dating Show Is Full of My Ex-Boyfriends, So Stay Away 丸辣！恋综全是前男友，都别过来 A Little Yiyi一只意意Modern Romance581k WordsCompleted [Comedy and Memes + 1v1 Sweet Romance + Dating Show Livestream + Feel-Good Face-Slapping + Fake and Real Heiresses + Male Rivals Battling for Her] Unhinged C-list actress and real heiress vs. goofy movie star Li Miao was so mad she passed out, then transmigrated into a book as the villainous real heiress and second female lead. She never expected the original character to be a master of time management with dozens of boyfriends, a total heartbreaker! To avoid having her heart cut out and her org 3kReads8.9Score542Shelves
23. 373 混 The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens 混沌补天录 Slender Willow in the Prose文中细柳Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [No System, no being reborn, cautious cultivation, sound logic, quotable lines, and hilarious comedy] Please don't expect this to follow the usual formula of some cultivation novels, where the protagonist becomes invincible and starts killing as soon as he begins cultivating. This story follows the protagonist's transformation from an ordinary person, and strives to stay closer to real life, with plenty of introspection and social criticism. Starting as a law-abiding citizen, the protagonist fir 5.7kReads8.6Score596Shelves

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    I laughed so hard my abs hurt in the middle of the night! [Laughing and crying emoji] The mortal Lao Liu obtains a cultivation inheritance and embarks on a cultivation journey from the city, hiding his true nature. The story is full of memorable quotes, realistic critiques, and philosophical reflections. Everyone is intelligent, and the psychological descriptions are exquisite. [Thumbs up emoji]

24. 374 女 A Woman Running a Prison? You Heartless Author, Don’t Do This to Me! 女子监狱长？无良作者别搞我！ Jin Ruhua今入画Urban1.2M WordsCompleted A massive spectacle, a huge production! Dad sends me off to a women’s prison! The author spent thirty years undercover in a women’s prison, pouring heart and soul into this work! My parents couldn’t stand that I didn’t have a partner, so they made up their minds and sent me to work as the warden of a women’s prison! Unfortunately, I’m under the control of the System! Dad, none of this is my fault! If you’re going to blame anyone, blame that unscrupulous author! Author: One day, when I hold power 20.1kReads8.1Score2.4kShelves
25. 375 癫 Crazy Couple Showering Each Other with Sugar! This Dating Show Is a Blast! 癫公撒糖！就这个恋综爽！ Delicious Crab Pot Stick美味蟹煲棒Two Male Leads391k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads + SC + Dating Show + Secret Marriage, Hilarious, Sweet and Satisfying] [Goofy, Money-Grubbing Celebrity Omega × Abstinent, Domineering Enigma Big Shot] Su Chi, a broke office drone, had barely transmigrated when his secret husband showered him with ten million yuan. Su Chi immediately clung to his sugar daddy's leg and called him Daddy. “I’m going to haunt you like a ghost for the rest of your life!” Not only had he landed in an Omega's body by sheer bad luck, but he was also bei 8.6kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
26. 376 破 Breaking the Bag, Defying Fate: Cultivating Immortality with a Mixed Spirit Root 破袋逆灵：杂灵根的修仙 Madman Niu Ba狂徒牛八Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted In a brutally harsh world of cultivation, Zhu Bu'er is an ordinary man who stumbles into the cultivation world. With a mixed spiritual root and a broken sack as his only tool, he scavenges for scraps and rummages through rubbish, forging an unconventional path to immortality. 4.2kReads8.6Score334Shelves
27. 377 糊EN This D-List Star Quit Being Lovesick—and Drove the Internet Wild! 糊咖摘除恋爱脑后，全网迷疯了！ Wild Radish of Jiangnan江南野萝卜Two Male Leads221k WordsCompleted [Dual Male Leads, One-on-One Sweet Romance + Goofy Humor + Meme References + Unhinged Antics + Variety Show Livestream] [Rebellious Bottom + Tycoon Heir Top] While delivering takeout from the capital to Antarctica, Xu Su accidentally transmigrates into a book and becomes a talentless, universally reviled lovesick fool, saddled with 50 million in debt and no way out. Xu Su laughs in exasperation. “I have a ‘fuck this shit’ I don’t know whether I should say or not!” The very next second, he’s forc 10kReads9.0Score1.5kShelves
28. 378 只 I Only Wanted a Quiet Life of Cultivation, Then I Met You Yanderes 只想安稳修仙的我遇见病娇的你们 Slay Love and Sacrifice to Heaven斩情祭天Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [Fantasy with wild ideas] [Slow burn] [One or multiple female leads] [A touch of yandere] [Mostly everyday life] [Lighthearted comedy] [Ensemble cast] [Everyone's a little unhinged] [Tribute to the classics] [Absurdist parody] [Metaphorical satire] I, Yun Junyi, am the third son of the lord of Feiyun City. I have everything I need. All I want is to cultivate in peace, walk my wolf, and bask in the sun. What? You want to bully me? Well, sorry, but my old man is the lord of Feiyun City and a membe 51Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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    I, the author, am personally recommending this book! Ladies and gentlemen, please support it! [Crying]

29. 379 健 A Fling at the Gym 健身房里的临时爱情 October Dream Pavilion十月梦轩Urban372k WordsCompleted [Urban]+ [Marriage and Romance]+ [Romance]+ [Rise to the Top] How will Wang Haoyu, a broke college student fresh out of university, turn his life around? What sparks will fly between Lao Liu, a fifty-eight-year-old big shot; Li Siqi, a twenty-eight-year-old beautiful company supervisor; Chen Meiting, a thirty-two-year-old bankrupt business owner; and Feng Duo, a twenty-five-year-old bodyguard to the powerful and a fitness trainer...? 2.1kReads—Score—Shelves
30. 380 孽 You Wretched Disciple, Stop! I’m Your Master! 孽徒快住手，我可是你师尊啊！ Zheng Sanfeng郑三疯Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Protagonist with no System] [Powerful golden finger] Lin Tianqi transmigrates to another world, thinking he’ll top the imperial exams, marry a rich beauty, and reach the pinnacle of life. Unexpectedly, he turns out to be a legendary cultivation prodigy with a Pure Yang Sacred Body. At the age of five, his beautiful master brings him back to her sect, and from then on, his life as a wicked disciple begins! “Heh heh heh~ Master, your disciple has a sleepwalking condition, you know~” 18.9kReads8.5Score1.5kShelves
31. 381 让 Let Me Land a Haymaker on This Mad Cultivation World 让我给这癫狂的修仙界来一记重拳 Muye Wufeng牧野无风Eastern Fantasy213k WordsOngoing [A native's comeback + hilarious counterattacks + everyone misunderstands the protagonist + System recycling, action-packed from beginning to end, guaranteed to put every doubter in their place!] What? You want me to fall in love with you? Why don't you go fly to the moon? Xu Hui coldly told the woman, whose beauty was almost demonic, “Love my ass.” And then he died... He died after giving her his whole heart and soul... —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Anti-time travel theme, abstract time traveler

32. 382 家 My Big Brother is Seeking Death Again 家兄又在作死 You Qian尤前Ancient Romance630k WordsCompleted The number one cultivator in the realm, Houchi, the Supreme Ancestor of the Yuhua Sect, has unfathomably deep cultivation and has gone undefeated for centuries. Yet the Demon Venerable mocks him as an old bachelor from the Stone Age, a fossil-level loner with no women in his life, not even a little sister. To get even, Houchi decides to take the other man's precious little sister and make her his own sister. He'll save her, raise her, teach her spells, feed her, tell her bedtime stories, and sho 2kReads9.1Score341Shelves

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    This author has written quite a few humorous cultivation novels; my favorite is "Master Has Disconnected Again" (although this one is a bit of a quirk).

33. 383 合 Hehuan Sect: I Became Invincible to Pay Off My Debts, Starting as a Gold Digger 合欢宗：为还债从拜金女开始无敌 Si Fire Holding a Pearl巳火衔珠Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Loan Shark System] + [Decisive and ruthless] + [Lots of beautiful women] + [Scheming] [Ding! Congratulations, Host. You’ve awakened the Loan Shark System in the final moments of your life.] Just after transmigrating, Shen Mobai finds himself facing a life-or-death crisis. Fortunately, the System awakens at that moment. Shen Mobai had planned to train hard and cling to life, but soon discovers that this System is no ordinary one. And so, Shen Mobai begins his show. He steals the spotlight in a g 195Reads6.1Score102Shelves
34. 384 我 I Can Awaken My Past Lives, and Qin Shi Huang Wants Me to Join His Rebellion 我能唤醒前世，秦始皇拉着我造反 Pei Zhixian裴谪仙Urban139k WordsOngoing [Comedy]+ [Meme References]+ [No Female Lead]+ [Revival] The System told me that Blue Star isn't a planet at all. It's an eternal divine prison holding fifty million emperors from the myriad heavens. And Huaxia is the very heart of this prison! That idle loafer in our village was Qin Shi Huang in his previous life? That stern old policeman at the station was General Ma Yuan, the Wave-Subduing General, in his previous life? And that irascible bruiser who beats up Qin Changsheng every time t —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Yes, bro!

35. 385 打 I Lost a Fight, So I Deserved to Become a Peerless Fairy Monster 打架输了活该穿成绝世大妖精 Big Dragon Fruit大那火龙果Ancient Romance566k WordsCompleted [Male-to-female transformation, gender-bender, exclusive romance, brainless fun, thrilling throughout with a touch of angst.] [Fantasy immortal-demon world meets ancient reality] [forced love + sweet romance + no saintly heroine] [Insight + bewitching charm + dazzling beauty + demonic physician + lightning-fast makeovers] Before transmigrating, he was a ruthless demon lord. Afterward, she became an ordinary young woman. The original owner was the legitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's house 459Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I asked a friend to go buy fruit with me, but he wouldn't go; he stayed home writing a book. Oh dear.

36. 386 病 The Frail Formation Cultivator Junior Sister Keeps Making Everyone Cry 病弱阵修小师妹又把人坑哭了 Xiao Yumu小予沐Ancient Romance635k WordsCompleted Revenge / not a wish-fulfillment story / romance / ensemble cast / everyone’s darling / strong female lead / face-slapping Ji Ning is an orphan with no connections, no influence, and no power. That’s why she became the scapegoat of the Tianxu Sect. Every kind of blame lands on her with ease. Her own senior sister goes so far as to heap on the charge of murdering a fellow disciple, killing her outright. Ten bolts of heavenly lightning strike her and throw her out of the sect. She nearly gets swal 2.8kReads8.8Score475Shelves
37. 387 爆 Hilarious Heavenly Court: My Mouth Has Been Blessed 爆笑天庭：我的嘴开过光 Jade Mat and Dawn Breeze玉簟晓风Fantastical Romance378k WordsCompleted [Everyone’s Darling + Jinxed Tongue + Sibling Shenanigans + Best Friends + Gossip-Watching + System + Learning Skills] [No Romance] [Comedy] Reborn as Nezha’s little sister, I thought I could just lie flat and enjoy being everyone’s favorite. But the moment I opened my mouth, Dad lost his beard. I opened it again, and the Southern Heavenly Gate came crashing down. The whole Heavenly Court thought my brother did it. Nezha: Go ahead and cause trouble, sis. I’ll take the blame! Li Jing: Don’t 1.1kReads—Score106Shelves

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    This is amazing! [No CP + Beloved + Heartfelt Words + System + Mythological Fanfiction + Best Friends + Transmigration + Comedy] The iconic scene is here! ☞ Nezha excitedly exclaims, "Sister! It really is my sister!" Monkey King chuckles, "Little disciple, it's still you!" Gu Niannian: "Hahahaha, you've turned into a hard-boiled egg—wait, what?!" Laozi nods with a smile, "How did it feel to take a trip in my Eight Trigrams Furnace?" The Three Realms are in an uproar over her, everyone returning to their places. #ThreeYearOldBelovedOfficiallyOnline# Who else has this kind of clout besides her?

38. 388 全 Everyone's Gossiping: The General's Little Cotton Jacket Has a Leak 全员吃瓜：将军的小棉袄漏风了 Jade Mat and Dawn Breeze玉簟晓风Ancient Romance559k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + Gossip + Everyone's Favorite + No Romance + Lighthearted + Hilarious] Gossiping got me killed, so the underworld compensated me with a giant loudspeaker that broadcasts my thoughts! My name is Gu Niannian, a veteran gossip lover. I died at twenty-two after watching a wife and her husband's mistress tear into each other, when a flying high heel hit me squarely in the head. A rookie Grim Reaper fumbled and took the wrong soul. To make amends, the scheming King of Hell handed me the 6.1kReads8.8Score669Shelves
39. 389 我 I Just Want Everyone Here to Beat Me to Death 我只想被在座的各位打死 Where the Qi River Meets Its Banks淇则有岸Eastern Fantasy550k WordsCompleted Chu Feng wants nothing more than to be brutally beaten by the strongest experts under heaven, so he struggles desperately to climb higher. Then one day, he suddenly becomes invincible... This book is also known as The Undying God of Standing, I Just Want Everyone Here to Beat Me to Death, I’m Getting More and More Foul-Mouthed, The Righteous Path’s Role Model in the Immortal World, The Arrogant Man Everyone Pursues, Who Can Grant Me Death, I’m Standing Right in Front of You, How Much Do I Look L 192Reads8.0Score—Shelves
40. 390 我 My Best Friend Is Such a Stud, and She Hits So Hard 我闺蜜超man，她打人老疼了 Big Dragon Fruit大那火龙果Urban619k WordsOngoing [Man transmigrates into a woman] [Strong heroine] [Decisive and ruthless] [Gender-bending romance] An ace agent's soul transmigrates into a young girl. She doesn't shrink back or lose heart, but calmly accepts reality. Let's stick to one principle: The strong never complain about their circumstances. Even if I've become a woman, I'm going to be the female lead of a male-oriented power fantasy! When it's time to be decisive, she's decisive. When it's time to take down scum, she does so without me 245Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 391 穿 Transmigrate Into a Book as a Genius Junior Sister, and the Villains Fight to Spoil Me! 穿书天才小师妹，反派们争着宠！ Sweet Lemon甜蜜柠檬Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Aloof, scheming master VS unhinged, mischievous little troublemaker, 1v1, sweet and doting] + [Transmigrate into a book and slack off, silly comedy] When Shen Wan opened her eyes, she had become a cannon-fodder female character in a cultivation novel, about to be drained, disfigured, and have her spiritual root dug out by the heroine? She immediately slapped her across the face. “Who do you think you're taking advantage of?” To enjoy a carefree life, lie flat, and grow old in comfort, Shen Wan 15.9kReads8.6Score2.1kShelves

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    This one! Although I don't really like romance novels, it's still a very good song overall!

42. 392 凡 A Mortal's Clay Mold 凡人泥胚 The Light Bulb That Loves Generating Electricity爱发电的灯泡Martial Arts41k WordsOngoing How did a former sect servant become the sect's most treasured member? Open Twin Blossoms to see how a laid-back spiritual cultivator shines among martial cultivators, and how he struggles to choose between his tsundere senior sister and his adorable junior sister. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hehe, I just think it looks good.

43. 393 偷 The Senior Sister Who Stole My Underpants Is Going to Cultivate Immortality and Change Her Fate! 偷裤衩的师姐，竟要修仙改命了！ Yan Lantian燕蓝天Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing The cultivation novel she'd been following went on hiatus right at the steamiest part. While cursing the author for being a terrible person, Qi Yunxiang somehow transmigrated! She'd barely arrived before she was ambushed, her meridians shattered and herself paralyzed! She cursed at the heavens in fury: I don't have to be the heroine or a great hero, but why did I transmigrate into a crazy cannon-fodder supporting female character obsessed with her junior brother?! She would tear up the romance-a 15.6kReads8.0Score2.4kShelves

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    Trust me, this book is a must-read! [Already hooked] It's about a transmigrated, twisted female supporting character [laughing and crying emoji]. The first two volumes are smooth with foreshadowing, and the third is delicious! Male Lead 1: He split off half of his true soul, hoping 1+1=2 to directly ascend to the Great Dao! But the female supporting character ruined everything, making him furious, his eyes red and his head steaming. He even went to confront the wrong person [facepalm emoji]. Male Lead 2: We are on different paths, good and evil, so it's best not to fall for me! Then he was repeatedly fleeced, making him furious [angry emoji] and frantically grabbing people to collect interest! Male Lead 3: Sister, what bad intentions could I possibly have? [Shy emoji] I just want to travel with you for a while, my true identity is actually… Male Lead 4: Standing at the peak of the Heavenly Evolution Realm, with strength that can shatter the void, why can't I?! [Frustrated emoji] I refuse to accept this! In short, this is a vividly portrayed ensemble piece, a serious cultivation story where the secondary couples are constantly complaining, seriously funny, and featuring multiple couples [Note]. The entire story flows smoothly, the characters are intelligent, and it's very friendly to those who dislike simplistic plots. I recommend giving it a try! [Kiss]

44. 394 不 Oh No! I’ve Become the Big Villain 不好！我成了大反派 Le Tu乐吐Eastern Fantasy109k WordsOngoing Lu Ge used to be a street thug, but he unexpectedly transmigrated into a world of cultivation and became the young master of a clan about to be slaughtered by a Son of Fortune. The original young master was gentle and refined, but everyone saw him as a coward. He lost his fiancée, who betrayed him, and his entire clan was wiped out. He became nothing more than a stepping stone for the Son of Fortune. Reborn as Lu Ge, he awakens the Fortune Plundering System. Can he break free of the chains of fa 51Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Lighthearted, humorous, and tear-jerking: Lu Ge is reborn as the young master of a small family, about to be crushed by the chosen one of destiny. As a villain, his cultivation is not high, and he faces betrayal from his childhood sweetheart and the slaughter of his family. Watch how he turns adversity into opportunity, step by step paves his own path to immortality.

45. 395 什 Wait, How Did My Wind Spirit Root Turn into a Mad Spirit Root? 什么叫风灵根发病变成疯灵根了？ Leng Menghuan冷檬幻Eastern Fantasy131k WordsCompleted [No female lead] + [No System] + [Anti-cliché cultivation] + [Goofy and irreverent] + [Mad spiritual root] + [Feel-good] + [A few memes] He transmigrates into the cultivation world as a once-in-a-century wind-element prodigy. His parents are gravely injured from the start, and his spiritual root is withering? Su Ye: “It’s fine. A wage slave’s still a wage slave wherever you go. I’ll shovel latrines and chop ironwood. As long as I can put food on the table, I’m good.” Then, during the sect tou 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's fun! [Send hearts][Send hearts] The pace might be a bit slow at the beginning.

46. 396 寻 The Legend of Qin: Trails of the Dream Immortal 寻秦记之云梦仙踪 Gray Cat, Gray Cat灰猫灰猫Xianxia2.3M WordsOngoing Transmigrated into the Warring States era, only to become an ingredient for immortal cultivation? Why keep this Heavenly Dao around until the New Year? Watching the "immortal seed" squirm in his dantian, Xu Shenwu finally understood that ascension was all a lie. The spiritual energy ordinary people painstakingly cultivated for a thousand years was nothing but fertilizer for the great medicine grown for the immortals of the Upper Realm! The year he transmigrated to Yunmeng Mountain, he spent a wh 7.9kReads9.5Score705Shelves

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    Yes, it's alright. It's an original fantasy novel that doesn't imitate others, and I'll support it for that reason alone. The plot is quite interesting. The protagonist goes to the Warring States period to find someone and accidentally cultivates immortality. It's written in a somewhat exaggerated, funny, and nonsensical style. It's slow-paced, full of adventures, and has a very imaginative plot. The names of various characters, cultivation techniques, and magical artifacts are a bit of a parody, but it's still very exciting. Writing a book is not easy. If you don't like it, scroll away.

47. 397 一 Heaven-Dominating Sword 一剑霸天 Eternal Night, Starry River永夜星河Eastern Fantasy9.6M WordsOngoing [A great author's alt account, one heroine, ruthless and decisive. Highly recommended!] Legend has it that there is a realm where one can pursue cause and effect, erasing every trace of an opponent across time and space with a mere sliver of divine power. One can command life and death, make countless worlds rise and fall with a single thought, and annihilate all living beings. One can stand level with the Heavenly Dao, harness the order of the universe, and rule supreme throughout eternity. Thi 341.1kReads9.2Score40kShelves
48. 398 凡 The Mortal's Immortal Gourd 凡人仙葫 Ximen Woxue西门卧雪Eastern Fantasy4.4M WordsOngoing Er Gouzi is an honest, hardworking farmer. His greatest dream is to save up enough to buy a few acres, become a small landowner, and marry a buxom, strong-legged wife. Then his life would be perfect. But after an accident leaves him with a gourd and an old swindler talks him into it, he blunders into the path of immortality and gets dragged into conflict. Even so, he never forgets his original goal: he just wants to farm... 228.4kReads9.0Score15.9kShelves
49. 399 天 Heavenly Abyss 天渊 Mu Xiao Sansheng沐潇三生Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsOngoing (The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw 981.4kReads9.4Score102.3kShelves
50. 400 凡EN Mortal Bones, Immortal Destiny 凡骨 Master of One Update壹更大师Eastern Fantasy8.3M WordsCompleted (The print edition is now available to buy online) The world's spiritual bones are divided into four grades. First grade: Heavenly Spiritual Bones. Second grade: Golden Spiritual Bones. Third grade: Mystic Spiritual Bones. Fourth grade: White Spiritual Bones. All the rest are ordinary bones, unfit for cultivation. Xu Taiping is an ordinary man with ordinary bones, yet he swears to prove to the cultivation world that ordinary bones can slay demons, ordinary bones can vanquish evil, and ordinary b 566.7kReads9.3Score73.5kShelves

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