My Absurd System Has the Entire Cultivation World in Stitches

[Absurd System + Academic Ace + Unconventional Cultivation + Lighthearted Comedy]

Workaholic Lu Li transmigrates into the body of the good-for-nothing third young master of a cultivation clan. Just as he’s about to give up after making no progress despite arduous cultivation, he’s forced to bind himself to the [Absurd Cultivation System]. Before casting a spell, he has to watch tacky short videos; during heart-demon trials, Empresses in the Palace plays automatically; and in battle, he can transform into Ultraman Tiga or Zhuge Liang.

When he waves his hands in a dance and blasts his opponent away with the “Back, back, back!” sound wave at the immortal sect tournament, the entire cultivation world laughs itself into spiritual ruin.

Then one day, the demonic path bears down, and all living things fall into despair.

Lu Li sighs and says to the System, “Give me something ultimate.”

And so, the apparitions of Zhao Yun, Iron Man, and Lin Daiyu come riding in on clouds, while the theme music from Journey to the West resounds across heaven and earth.

As they laugh, the cultivators of the Nine Provinces suddenly burst into tears:

“What he’s doing... might actually be the living Great Dao.”