I Can Awaken My Past Lives, and Qin Shi Huang Wants Me to Join His Rebellion

[Comedy]+ [Meme References]+ [No Female Lead]+ [Revival]

The System told me that Blue Star isn't a planet at all.

It's an eternal divine prison holding fifty million emperors from the myriad heavens.

And Huaxia is the very heart of this prison!

That idle loafer in our village was Qin Shi Huang in his previous life?

That stern old policeman at the station was General Ma Yuan, the Wave-Subduing General, in his previous life?

And that irascible bruiser who beats up Qin Changsheng every time they meet was Xiang Yu, the Hegemon-King of Western Chu, in his previous life?

Pei Qieman is at a loss: the passersby on the street are dormant emperors, ancient gods and demons lie buried beneath the mountain soil,

and all the top big shots from the myriad heavens and all ages have gathered right outside my home, reincarnating in prison!

What's more outrageous is that

Qin Shi Huang spends all day trying to unify Blue Star, the Wave-Subduing General wants to recast the bronze pillars, and the Hegemon-King of Western Chu wants to duel Qin Shi Huang.

Pei Qieman clutches his head. “Fight all you want, but could you please stop wrecking my Daoist temple?”