I Just Want Everyone Here to Beat Me to Death
我只想被在座的各位打死
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 550k Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Fantasy High-Concept
- Updated
- 5y ago
- English
- Request a translation
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Since there are no reviews, I'll say something. I highly recommend this book. It's hilarious, with lots of plot twists, and you can read it over and over again. If you like comedy, you should check it out. It's a blend of cultivation and comedy (the kind where you get beaten up), which is very interesting.
Anyway, it's set in another world, without as many rules and regulations as in reality. Laughter, anger, and curses are all genuine; you can understand the author's heart by reading. This book is good, thumbs up!
It's a really good book; I managed to finish it even though I wasn't in class.
This book has a very high artistic conception, basically encompassing the tropes of cultivation novels, and of course, romance is also present. Compared to the occasional philosophical quotes about life, I especially appreciate the "regret" in the book. As the protagonist says, "There is no such thing as a perfect world; you just haven't noticed the darkness in it."
It's very interesting and funny. Unfortunately, the male protagonist's past life experiences before his transmigration resulted in a flawed personality. His first act after transmigrating—jumping off a cliff to commit suicide before triggering his "golden hand"—almost made me cry.
I've watched it twice, and I still think it's pretty good. Although it got a bit off towards the end, it didn't get as bad as some other reviews suggested, which led to a huge backlash within an hour of watching. Overall, it suits my taste quite well!
It's super interesting, and it gets even more interesting towards the end... It's hilarious... Haha 😃😃😃😃
Five stars! This is the first book I've enjoyed reading so much since Dali.
To be honest, I've read many novels, and I think this one is underrated. It's very good and deserves a rating of over 9. The main character is very entertaining.
It's well-written, so why not finish the story? This novel has the potential to go on and on! I rarely read novels that are over 200 chapters long! Author, you're not doing enough! I strongly urge the author to continue writing!