I Just Want Everyone Here to Beat Me to Death
我只想被在座的各位打死
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 550k Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Fantasy High-Concept
- Updated
- 5y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Since there are no comments, let me talk about it. I highly recommend this book. It is very funny and has many twists and turns in the story. You will never get tired of it. If you like funny articles, you can read it. Cultivation of Immortality and Funny (the kind of getting beaten) is very interesting.
After all, it is a different world. There are not so many rules and regulations in reality. You can laugh and curse all yourself. You can understand the author's mind by reading the book. This book is good, thank you!
It's a very good book. I just finished reading it without listening to the lecture.
The artistic conception of this book is very high, and it basically covers the route of cultivating immortals. Of course, love and love are also indispensable. Compared with the life philosophy that pops up from time to time, I still like the "regret" in the book. As Pigfoot said, "There is no perfect world in this world, it's just that you haven't noticed the darkness in this world." So "regret" is also a kind of alternative "beauty" from a certain perspective (I don't have that tendency). Therefore, people can be relatively equal, but the world is absolutely "fair" (´ω)
Very interesting and hilarious. Unfortunately, the male protagonist's life experience before time travel resulted in a bad character. The first thing he did during time travel was to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff before triggering the Golden Hand, which made me almost cry. The three most promising people who were expected to become the female protagonist ended up leaving me confused. The final shortcoming is that the outline of the novel may have been changed, causing the plot to appear a bit complicated, but in the end it was rounded out, a lot of holes were filled, and there were also some flaws that I thought were left behind. Although I regret the ending, it is still a good book and the plot is quite exciting.
It's my second brush, and I think it's still okay anyway. Although it fell apart a bit in the later stages, it didn't go crazy after reading for less than an hour as others commented. No matter what, it's more in line with my taste!
It's super interesting, the further back it gets, the more interesting it gets,,,, it's especially funny,,, haha😃😃😃😃
It must be five stars. This is the first book since Dali that made me so happy to read it.
To be honest, I have read a lot of novels. I think this book has a low rating. It is very good and should be rated more than 9 points. The protagonist is very interesting to meet.
It's very well written, why don't you finish the rest? This novel has full potential to be written! I rarely read more than 200 chapters in a novel! Author, you are incompetent! I strongly urge the author to continue writing!