I Transmigrated to the Cultivation World and Was Rescued by Bandits from the Start

Name: I Transmigrated to the Cultivation World and Was Rescued by Bandits from the Start
Author: Author No. 076

穿越修仙界的我开局被劫匪救下了

by Author No. 076 (076号作者)

Status: Completed
Length: 509k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 10mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

There are a million goofy protagonists,

Half of them are on Tomato Novel.

But this protagonist's something else,

He's even got an ending theme!

Xiao Zhu died in a poorly finished novel that vanished along with its author's account, leaving behind nothing but the empty title of “Master of the Martial Way of Faith.” When he opened his eyes again, he had become a frail, unarmed boy in a cultivation world, surrounded by the ruins of a village slaughtered by monsters.

The former master of the Martial Way of Faith discovered that he was incompatible with the spiritual qi of this world. To him, spiritual qi was an impassable wall.

Just as he was pushed to the brink, a mysterious technique, like a seed planted long ago, awoke on its own in his mind: the Emotion Breathing Method.

He doesn't absorb spiritual qi. He absorbs emotions. The thoughts of all living beings are fuel for his power!

He knows that some entity may still be writing everything that happens to him. But this time, he won't let the story end unfinished again.

It's just that this cultivation world is nothing like he imagined!

He thought he could quietly level up, but instead he ran into a whole crew of “hopeless cases” for teammates.

He has to perform on the street, sing on the tournament stage, and deal with an omnipresent transmigrator's advertising System that keeps pushing products like crazy!

Even more absurd, the history of this cultivation world is all wrong.

Its three thousand laws have turned into three thousand spirits.

The five strongest of those spirits have become the Primordial Gems.

The five gems that make up the cultivation world are Music, Love, Wisdom, Cooking, and the Bizarre.

To obtain the Music Gem, you have to become an idol.

Xiao Zhu breaks down and roars: “This is all wrong! We're supposed to cultivate immortality, not make our debut as idols!”

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