I'm a Spider Now. Is It Really So Wrong to Set Up a Honey Trap? cover

I'm a Spider Now. Is It Really So Wrong to Set Up a Honey Trap?

都成蜘蛛了，玩个仙人跳合理吧？

by Superpower Jitata (超能吉塔塔)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 428k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 1y ago
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Synopsis

[Monster cultivation + no simping + play the pig to eat the tiger + lighthearted comedy + a touch of harem + multiple heroines]

This book is also known as: Monster Cultivation: Starting with a Backstab Against an Immortal Maiden

Qu Yiren transmigrated into a spider demon, only to suffer the further misfortune of being born male.

His mother favored girls over boys, his elder sister was a lunatic with a rebellious streak, and his four younger sisters were still crying to be fed. Then there were his older brothers, who had been dealt with for angering their mother.

The burden of supporting the family weighed on Qu Yiren's not-so-broad shoulders.

The poor Qu Yiren could only play the pig to eat the tiger and survive by preying on the weak.

Then one day, an immortal suddenly came looking for him. “Young friend, your mother has a treasure. Take it, and you can become an immortal.”

Qu Yiren was perplexed. “My mother gave birth to me, my sister loves me, and my younger sisters are my own flesh and blood. How could I bring myself to harm them?”

The immortal shook his head and was about to leave when a spider leg pierced his chest.

“My mother is too powerful to provoke. But senior, your spiritual energy is brimming, and you would be perfect for improving my talents. This is going to work!”

The serious part is over. Now for the less serious part.

How is it that you can survive having your golden core dug out?

And now you want to invite me to be the guardian divine beast of your sect?

Why has that deranged immortal maiden suddenly become so innocent and adorable?

Why is the aloof canine princess acting so sweet and clingy with me?

Even the canine empress dowager, who has never been with a man, has fallen for me.

I'm just a little spider trying to cultivate immortality. Why are all you immortal maidens following me? No, please!!!

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