Are There Really No Absurd, Funny Cultivation Stories? I'm Seriously Looking. 不是没有抽象搞笑的修仙文吗真心求
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- 301 Ultraman: I'm Really Just a Scientist 奥特：我真的只是个科学家 “As everyone knows, I’m a member of the Blue Tribe, so I don’t have that much power. It’s only reasonable to carry a few weapons for self-defense, right?” After saying this, Sykes, the Land of Light’s second-ranking scientist, pulled out a Plasma Annihilation Ray Cannon, an Ultra Guillotine Rapid-Fire Launcher, a Space Cosmo Miracle Ray Gun... Looking at this pile of weapons, each more forbidden than the last, all the Ultras in the Land of Light trembled with fear. “Sykes, could you stop inventi 9.7kReads9.3Score800Shelves
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Life as an Extra in a Cultivation World 在修仙世界做路人日子
Li Xiaoniu is an ordinary passerby, as ordinary as they come. So why do I have a spiritual root? Why was I assigned to live with the male lead? Why do I have to take the blame for him? And why do I have to deliver a letter from the female lead to him? Please stop treating me like a useful tool. Even passersby have their dignity… Years later, looking at the male and female leads living in blissful wedded harmony, and the pile of gorgeous supporting heroines tossed my way, I suddenly think this is
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The Frail Ancestor Raises a Little Bean 病弱师祖养豆丁
More than a hundred years ago, Li Huaixi's entire sect was wiped out. Every living thing perished, from the birds flying above the sect to the rats in their burrows. After an extraordinary stroke of fortune sent her ascending to immortality, she fought her way through twelve immortal sects. Heaven punished her by sending her to the Hall of Wrongful Death, where she spent 127 years examining her conscience. When she finally emerged, she returned to the old site of her sect. Before she could even
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I Turned In an Unspeakable Being 我把不可名状物上交了
In a world where looking directly at an ancient god drives you mad, Ji Ye comes with a “Deep Abyss Filter.” The indescribably horrifying beings are just destructive huskies and fresh ingredients in his eyes. For health insurance and a steady paycheck, he joined the Anomaly Bureau as a “janitor.” When an S-rank forbidden zone erupted, everyone else despaired and waited to die. He complained as he carried his mop: “Who spilled ink all over the floor?” When an ancient god descended, he looked at th
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- 305 Laying Low in the Sect: I Became an Immortal by Copying Entries 苟在宗门：我靠复制词条成仙了 [Transmigration + cultivation + easygoing + talent-trait copying + slow-paced, everyday life + not invincible in the first half + the protagonist only becomes invincible much later] Bai Chen transmigrated to a cultivation continent with no connections, no money, and no background. Fortunately, he activated a talent-trait copying System. So he decided to keep his head down. [Pill Dao Source] [Artifact Dao Source] [Spirit Plant Physique] [Talisman Soul Resonance] [Myriad Beasts Pay Homage]... Tale 60.5kReads7.9Score5.8kShelves
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Journey to the West: The Demon-Wife Collector 西游：娶精人
[Backup Pilgrim to the West / Pilgrim No. 66 / Wild, fun ideas / Hilarious comeback] Tang Jianguo accidentally transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes Pilgrim No. 66, a backup pilgrim. Wukong, Bajie, and all the other fateful encounters have already been snatched up by the monks ahead of him. From the start, he's dealt an impossible hand, with only a Feeding System that spends merit points to exchange for supplies. A brutal competition against his fellow pilgrims lies ahead, and an ut
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The First Generation of Tongtian 通天初代
(The label "invincible" doesn't quite fit. He should have the greatest talent among his peers.) A simple introduction to this book: A group of young prodigies from the Sealed Lands return to the New Continent, where they compete for supremacy against the native prodigies. The protagonist is one of the best among the sealed prodigies. The book features clans, sects, sacred grounds, and immortal palaces. It's an age teeming with prodigies: young clan lords, chief disciples, holy sons and daug
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Cultivation: My Wife Explodes 修仙：我的老婆会爆炸
[Inner Monologue Style]+ [No System]+ [Underdog Makes a Comeback]+ [Comedy]+ [Face-Slapping]+ [A Cheeky Jerk] A farmhand? A servant? A sect wiped out? Forced marriage? A half-faced ghost tricking someone into marriage? A dual-cultivation wife exploding? No, no, no! When it comes to face-slapping, we mean it literally. When we run into injustice, we really curse people out. Literally.
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This Immortal Life? I Just Stay Home and Cultivate in the Sect 这仙啊，我就宅在宗门修了
After transmigrating into the cultivation world for twenty-two years, Lin Chen finally managed to become the master of a peak. Then he discovered that Po Yun Peak was about to be abolished by the sect. While the other peak masters flew on their swords, he went fishing. While they ate pills like meals, he mooched food. While they chose disciples for their talent, he took in a junior sister with "average roots, average comprehension, and average intelligence," planning to send her into the sect
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I Saved a Female Lead Before I Died, and She's a Total Badass 临死前救了个女主，她超猛的
[Strong male lead + strong female lead, no System, no clichés, sharp-tongued, gets more satisfying as it goes, a little unhinged, no cheating, enjoy!] Before dying, the sect leader saves an incredibly powerful and beautiful fox demon. To fulfill the sect leader’s dying wish to revive the sect, the heroine searches everywhere for a man who resembles him, hoping to make him the next sect leader. “I’m just a demon. I have no feelings for humans other than the sect leader.” “If I catch you, don’t bl
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System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统？我不是刚刚绑定过了吗？
[Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol
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Help! Whose Obsessive Villain Gets Kissed Until He Cries? 救命！谁家偏执反派被亲哭啊
[Complete] [1v1 sweet romance] [Pseudo-transmigration into a book] [A brooding young palace master who wants to die at any time × a demon hostage who grovels and is good at pretending] She transmigrates into the role of the vicious female side character, the foil to the adored heroine of a cultivation novel, and is also the cannon-fodder fiancée of a sinister villain. Worse, the villain is going to dismember her that very night. Faced with the System's unreasonable demands, Ning Xiyuan decides t
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Senior Brother, Could You Not Be So Weird? 师兄，别这么抽象好吗？
When we first met, Senior Brother said, “Shh, an otherworldly demon has infiltrated our Skyvault Sect. Junior Sister, you must be careful.” Then Senior Brother kicked my friend out. Later, Senior Brother said, “The deep-sea flood dragon has committed countless evils. We cultivators must draw our swords and slay it.” Then Senior Brother killed a little snake. Later still, Senior Brother said, “A million demons are about to invade. Junior Sister, go warn everyone.” After that day, countless locust
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Defying Fate 拂命
The rating just came out and will rise [Cool, aloof senior sister × Dark, obsessive junior brother | Both devoted to each other | Cultivation | Romance | Everyone changes their fate | Ensemble cast] Jiang Weishu possessed a book of destiny called The Book of Slander. It stated plainly that Dingxiao Sect, the foremost sect in the immortal world, was the source of calamities that would bring ruin to all under heaven. What a coincidence. She had just joined that very sect. She kept reading. Her sen
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I'm the Craziest in the Cultivation World; Even the Protagonist Calls Me Dad 修仙界里我最癫，主角见了都喊爹
[Beautiful, powerful, and satisfying + no romance + ensemble cast + hilarious, absurd fun + everyone’s favorite + strong female lead + wonderfully unhinged] Chun Lanxing died after earning a lightning strike for being so shameless: she loved playing rock-paper-scissors with an armless old man and slapping blind men right across their clever mouths. After she died, the King of Hell refused to take her in and even planned to hand over his position to her. Through a twist of fate, she was given
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- 316 Who Taught You to Cultivate Like That? That’s Just Absurd! 谁教你这么修仙的，太抽象了吧？ [Traditional Fantasy + Comedy Cultivation + Defying His Master + Unorthodox Methods + No System + Genius + Cautious Old Fox + A Big Menace Who Never Behaves + Mostly Comedic Daily Life Early On, Not for You If That’s Not Your Thing] Gu Changsheng, a young man from the modern era, transmigrates into a fantasy cultivation world. By a twist of fate, he becomes the disciple of a beautiful master from Zixiao Palace. From then on, Gu Changsheng rises to power, scamming, swindling, and stealing his way 3.4kReads6.8Score357Shelves
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My Experiences in Another World 关于我在异世界的经历
My new story is out! You’re welcome to check it out on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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- 318 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 [Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave 230.3kReads9.5Score28.7kShelves
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Don't Mess With Her: The Junior Sister Plays It Safe and Goes Crazy, Specializing in Taking Down Heroines 别惹，小师妹她苟中带癫专克女主
[The comic adaptation is now available] [Ensemble cast + Couples + Beloved by all + A little goofy] [Goofy troublemaking junior sister × beautiful incubus senior brother] Ye Su's vision went black. She transmigrated into a cultivation novel about a pampered wife, as a minor cannon-fodder character who was doomed to die from the start. The bad news: She'd only read the first chapter. Thanks a lot. Whoever wants this death sentence can have it. Ye Su turned around and joined another sect. The good
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Starting with Ragna the Bloodedge, I Hypnotize the World 从狩龙人拉格纳开始催眠世界
[Lots of beautiful women] + [Ensemble cast] + [Myriad Worlds] + [Anime crossover] + [The darned author is back] + [Behind-the-scenes style] Note: The first three chapters are a bit dreamlike. Things pick up from chapter five. Lu Feng woke up one day to find he had become an emperor. Before he could celebrate, he realized he was in the dangerous world of Ragna Crimson, facing an overpowered protagonist and the heaven-defying Bloodline. And he had become the king of the Kingdom of Lyze, the king
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- 321 The Cute Cultivator Girl Is Actually the King of Hell! My Brother Is the Ultimate Sis-Con 修仙萌妹竟是阎王！我哥顶级妹控 [No romance + overprotective brother + goofy comedy + ensemble cast + absurd meme humor + strong female lead] Cool and handsome, or the ultimate overprotective brother? Cute and adorable, or a wicked King of Hell? The two siblings who accidentally killed three masters in a row have long since become notorious! Everyone hates them, even dogs, and they have no shame, but their talent is exceptional and their looks are top-tier. The head of Wuliang Mountain gritted his teeth and took them in. On 1.7kReads7.0Score345Shelves
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It's Sesame. He Added Sesame 是芝麻，他在加了芝麻
[Cultivation World + Food + Ensemble Cast + No Toxicity + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + No Harem + No Angst] After transmigrating into a cultivation world as a menial disciple of the Wudao Sect, he awakens the Culinary Dao System. The entire sect goes crazy competing for a taste of his cooking. From menial disciples and outer- and inner-sect disciples to personal disciples, elders, and ancestors, everyone gets involved. Their tricks are endless. No one is more shameless than the next. T
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- 323 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 54.3kReads9.5Score7.8kShelves
- 324 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 3.2kReads9.1Score562Shelves
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Global Beast Taming: I’m the Only Cultivator 全民御兽：我是唯一的修仙者
Life is unpredictable. One minute you’re alive, the next you’re gone. Xiao Che thought he had died and ascended to the heavens, but instead he was reborn in a modern city with no cultivators. Xiao Che enjoys modern life. In a world that reveres beast tamers, he has no interest in taming beasts. If you want something done right, do it yourself. My magical pets may be nothing special, but my spells are extraordinary. A genius little sister and a good-for-nothing older brother. Xiao Che had thoug
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A Commentary on This Wonderful Otherworld 为美好的异世界献上吐槽
[Funny + lighthearted + witty banter] I’m Yun Shu, a transmigrator who loves peace and excels at witty comebacks! My dream is to find a long-haired, straight-haired goddess who’s equally at home entertaining guests and cooking, then live a quiet life with her. But in reality, all I get is a jerk of a System mocking me three times a day, sometimes even giving me an extra serving. So, to stop that thing from mocking me, I set out on a passionate journey to become the strongest in the world. Well..
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- 327 Magic for All: I’m the Only Cultivator 全民魔法师：我是唯一的修仙者 The legend of a generation's Divine Emperor comes to an end, and a new story begins. Ye Feng was reborn in a world without cultivators, where magic was revered. On Blue Star, humans and demons were locked in constant war, and humanity fought for survival. After a lifetime of fighting, all he wanted in this life was to quietly be a shut-in. He looked down on magic and secretly cultivated immortality instead, but his cousin, who lived with him, thought he was a good-for-nothing and urged him to st 20.2kReads8.8Score1.9kShelves
- 328 EN Villain: The Female Lead Overhears My Inner Thoughts and Her Persona Crumbles 反派：女主偷听我心声人设崩了 Tang Yu transmigrates into the world of a modern power fantasy novel, where he becomes a rich, playboy villain. Every time he survives a story arc, he gets a reward! He decides to play it safe and keep his head down all the way to the ending! From the start, he calls off an arranged marriage to avoid being beaten to death by the Dragon King! But unexpectedly, everyone is acting around him, determined to make him draw their hatred. Su Muyue: “You want to break off the engagement? No, you don't.” 78.1kReads9.4Score6.9kShelves
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My Rebellious Childhood Friend Is Too Hard to Win Over, but My Baby-Faced Junior Sister Pushes the Door Open 叛逆青梅太难追，童颜师妹把门推
[Reborn] [Comedy] [Multiple Heroines] [Feel-Good] [Reckless and Timid in Equal Measure] The heavens have their way of settling scores. No one escapes their due. In my first life, my rebellious childhood friend beat me into a spinning top. In my second, my gentle junior sister chopped me into mincemeat. Starting over in this life, my System has finally arrived. I, He Su'an, will lie low until the end of time and finally get my revenge. P.S. I gave the male lead a male-oriented System and the sup
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A Family of Hopeless Romantics, Except for the Evil Little Junior Brother 满门恋爱脑，唯有小师弟正的发邪
[No System + Slow-Burn + Cautious Protagonist + Funny and Lighthearted] The senior apprentice brother is love-struck, and the second senior apprentice brother is burdened with a blood feud. The third senior apprentice sister has loved and fought the Demon Lord through three lifetimes, while the fourth senior apprentice sister is a white lotus. The sect leader left the sect for love, and the uncle-master ventured deep into the demonic path for the woman he loved... Neither immortal nor heroic, th
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- 331 Global Superpowers: The Immortal Emperor Who Returned from the Immortal Realm 全球异能：从仙界归来的仙帝 A hundred years ago, danger returned. Demons and ghosts reappeared, and once-peaceful cities became fraught with peril. Many factions began gathering in secret, seeking to become the new rulers of the world. As otherworldly spaces appeared, monsters preyed on humans, evil spirits claimed lives, aliens invaded, and urban legends came to life, more and more people began to awaken supernatural powers and fight back against the dangers. After a century of conflict, the forces of yin and yang had rea 682Reads8.4Score104Shelves
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As a System, I Wander the Myriad Worlds 我为系统，行走于诸天万界
[the Myriad Worlds + Infinite Flow*ensemble cast + System] [Disclaimer: This is pure madness. Read it for fun, and please don't complain if it's not your thing.] “Some transmigrate as fated villains, while others get god-tier Systems.” “I'm the only one who became a System.” What, you want to know what it feels like to be a System? Transmigrate to a cultivation world. As the child of destiny hunts down the villain, he refuses to repent. “Can I... still apologize now?” “Never thought you'd end up
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Nationwide High Martial Arts: Only I Cultivate Immortality by the Book 全民高武：只有我在一板一眼修仙
Everyone else practices martial arts while I cultivate immortality. They all laugh and say I'm crazy. Wang Jie transmigrated into an era where everyone practiced superhuman martial arts. From the start, he unlocked [Steadfast and Methodical]. As long as he diligently cultivated immortality, his path to immortality would have no bottlenecks, and his lifespan would have no limit! From then on, while everyone else trained in fist arts, he cultivated immortality, steadily climbing to the summit. By
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- 334 Xuanhuan: Cultivation? I Get Strong by Being Absurd! 玄幻：修仙？我变强全靠搞抽象！ [Feel-Good Fiction + Lighthearted + Shameless + Memes + Invincible + Unhinged + Anti-Trope Cultivation] Mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad… [A new writer and a new book. Please forgive any shortcomings.] [This book is mainly about comedy and fun, with a somewhat slow pace. If that's not your thing, don't read it.] “Alas... I've spent my whole life saying sorry to everyone.” “That's not a gesture of apology. I'm telling you, bro, you've still got a lot to learn. 2.6kReads7.9Score437Shelves
- 335 EN After a Thousand Years of Gathering Immortal Fortunes for My Clan, I Became an Immortal Daoist 家族修仙收拢仙缘千年我成道仙了 [Cultivation Clan + Swordsmanship + Genius Protagonist + One Heroine + Unity + Decisive and Ruthless + Protective of His Own + Management and Development + Ensemble Cast] Zhang Xuanchen dies young of a sudden heart attack and is reincarnated into a Golden Core clan in the Xuanqiong Cultivation Realm. The Xuanyao Zhang Clan! He exclaims, “This isn't how the script is supposed to go. A Golden Core Ancestor, and an older brother with an ice spirit root. What a perfect start! My cultivation journey 36.7kReads7.1Score2.9kShelves
- 336 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Created the Strongest Mysterious Organization 灵气复苏：我创建了最强神秘组织 [Spiritual Qi Revival + Founding an Organization + System + Chuunibyou + Absurd Humor + Ensemble Cast] A shooting star streaked across the night sky, bringing spiritual qi revival that swept across the globe. But demonic beasts descended along with it. One day, while the school was raising the flag, the sky suddenly split open. Countless demonic beasts roared as they invaded Blue Star, and everyone fled in a panic. Only Luo Ciyuan kept his hands in his pockets and walked against the fleeing cr 26.7kReads7.7Score2.7kShelves
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Big Brother Goes to Cultivate Immortality, Little Brother Comes to Farm 哥去修仙，种田弟来
[No System] [No Items] [Farming] [Management] [Science + Metaphysics] After transmigrating to the cultivation world, with no System and no wise old mentor, he has to flee for his life from the start... While others are still fighting to the death over half a tattered manual or killing for a few cultivation supplies, Chen Fei glances at the data from the Spirit Realm: 80,000+ Yellow-tier techniques collected, 5,000+ Black-tier techniques, Earth-tier... The traditional path to immortality: Kill →
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Seeking a Lonely City in This Sea of Stars 于此星海寻孤城
As psionic technology reaches its full development and humanity enters the Star Era, can the Federal Community of Humanity, whose voice is controlled by the great families, truly be called a utopia? How will a technological civilization that has abandoned the “gods” face the “gods”? And where should the wandering twins Xing Hai and Gu Cheng, who have left the Federation behind, go to find their promised land?
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- 339 The Whole Sect Was Supposed to Disappear, So Why Are They All Sneaking Looks at Me? 说好的全宗失踪，怎么都在偷看我 [Fresh Premise + Power Fantasy + Dramatic Information Gap + Ensemble Cast + Top-Tier Talent] After arriving in a fantasy world, Ning Fan becomes a candidate for the outer sect of the top power, the Taiyi True Sect. One day, the unremarkable Ning Fan wakes as usual, only to discover, to his shock, that the entire sect is deserted! The System appears and tells him that in three years, a great calamity will befall the world. When it does, ninety-nine percent of all living beings will perish! To pro 31.8kReads7.2Score3kShelves
- 340 After My Spiritual Root Was Dug Out, the Madcap Junior Sister Cries the Whole Sect into a Frenzy! 被挖灵根后，疯批师妹癫哭全宗！ [Romance] [One-on-One] [Funny, Sweet Romance] [Mad, Devoted Beauty vs. Cold, Scheming Immortal Lord] Shen Qing transmigrates into a book and is about to have her spiritual root ripped out from the start! Her fiance is a shameless freeloader, and her junior sister is a scheming green tea who plans to steal her spiritual root. The two of them want to use Shen Qing's life as a testament to their love! Jerk: "Ripping out a spiritual root doesn't hurt at all." "My junior sister is gentle and kind. Ho 15kReads8.4Score2.5kShelves
- 341 The Reborn Little Fox Fairy’s Tale 小狐仙的重生物语 On the first day after being reborn, Luo Xiao suddenly finds himself with a “younger sister.” His longtime best friend, whom he has secretly loved for years, is ultimately no match for the fairy who appeared out of nowhere. Beneath their growing affection lies a five-thousand-year search, and a sage's obsession will ultimately transcend time and space. 48Reads—Score—Shelves
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Holy Wish 圣愿
[Golden Finger, Lips] [Transmigration] [Faith in Lord Guan] [Eastern Xianxia] [Humor] [Goofball] [Multiple Heroines] [Fears Loneliness] [Wild Fantasy] The protagonist is Huang Yuanyi. The story features a large ensemble cast.
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A Game Within a Game, a Board Within a Board: If I Can't Dodge the Blow, I'll Take It 棋中棋，盘中盘，劈不死我硬挨劈
Also known as: Am I Not a Total Misery Magnet? How Did I Become the Ancestor of the Nine Provinces? [Comedy / cultivation / System / two powerhouses / twists / political intrigue] “Celestial-grade aptitude! Ten out of ten purity! And you’ve got a mixed spiritual root?!” “Can anyone even test a configuration like this?!” No, she isn’t human. She’s the very embodiment of misery. No one has worse luck than her. From the start, it’s hell. She gets struck by lightning and turns into a writhing heap,
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- 344 After Handing Everything Over to the State, the Real Heiress Goes on a Rampage in a Crazy Novel 上交国家后，真千金在癫文杀疯了 [Real and fake heiresses, satisfying wish fulfillment, brainless fun, turning everything over to the nation, fictional setting, otherworld, strongest backing, face-slapping, unhinged story, no romance, ensemble cast] After being abducted into an absurd CEO romance novel full of abuse, Xu Yiyao becomes the real heiress hated by her entire family. The System forces her to earn heartbreak points, or she'll be trapped in another world forever. Xu Yiyao pulls out a keychain with a five-star red flag 15.2kReads8.8Score1.7kShelves
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What Kind of Cultivation Do You Practice? I'm a Mad Cultivator! 你啥修？我癫修！
[Nontraditional Cultivation] [Absurd Comedy] [Ensemble Cast] [Beloved by All] [Lighthearted Fantasy Power Trip] A bomb sent Zhou Yuqian to the cultivation world. Bound to an ascension System, she reincarnated for eight lifetimes, wandering among the top sects. She died eight times. Poor thing, every time she either watched her entire family get wiped out by others or had her own people wipe out her entire family. So the Main System took back her cheat abilities, deemed her a discarded test subje
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A Fairy Kidnapped Me from the Start, So I Became the Demon Lord 开局遭妖精掳走，我反手修成魔尊
[Xianxia, Rise of a Good-for-Nothing, Divine Powers, Daily Life, Demonic Cultivator, Adrenaline-Pumping Power Fantasy] After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Li Fengzhi inherited the constitution of the Demon-Suppressing Sect's number-one good-for-nothing. From the start, his fellow disciples tried to kill him, and just as he managed to get out of that mess, a stunningly beautiful demon abducted him. His master, Li Guang, is not only notorious throughout the Demon-Suppressing Sect
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Becoming an Immortal Emperor Is All Thanks to My Enemies' Efforts 成就仙帝，全靠敌人的努力
What would it feel like if every side effect of your cultivation were borne by your enemies? And so Liu Shunyi began frantically practicing forbidden arts and life-draining techniques. He even started madly cultivating methods that would wreck his foundation. First, he wanted to raise his strength as quickly as possible. Second, these techniques were powerful. Third, his enemies would bear every cost and adverse effect anyway. What’s more, he could even cultivate using his enemies’ talents. What
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- 348 EN A Guide to Saving Yourself After Becoming Cannon Fodder in the Cultivation World 穿成修真界炮灰自救指南 [No CP, Multiple Secret Identities, Golden Finger, Woman Disguised as a Man, Cute Pets, Silly Comedy] Tang Yao transmigrates into a book. As a doomed gay man? As a minor cannon-fodder character with few appearances, his only job is to target the heroine in every way possible. In the end, he falls into demonic cultivation and the heroine runs him through the heart with a single sword strike. His whole life is wrapped up in just a few rushed lines. Thinking of the gay character's fate in the book, 67.8kReads9.2Score13.9kShelves
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The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者
(Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast
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- 350 When the Goofball Junior Brother Shows Up, Who Doesn't Get the Short End of the Stick? 沙雕小师弟一出，谁不冤种？ Ye Feng transmigrates to a cultivation world with one goal: to become a wealthy landowner who does whatever he pleases. Cultivation? What a load of crap. He just wants to live it up like an immortal. But on his way out of the Ye family, Daoist Lingyun forcibly takes him as a disciple. He is dragged off to the Cloudsoar Sect, though all he plans to do is slack off. After all, a nap is a nap wherever you take it, right? But how could Daoist Lingyun let him have his way? His third senior sister, Gu 273Reads7.0Score—Shelves
