Are There Really No Absurd, Funny Cultivation Stories? I'm Seriously Looking. 不是没有抽象搞笑的修仙文吗真心求
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My Dad’s a Demon Lord, My Mom’s a Holy Sovereign. Why Shouldn’t I Live Off Them? 爹魔尊，娘圣主，我不啃老干嘛？
[Genius] + [Funny at first, unhinged later] + [Offbeat protagonist] + [Clever cultivation] + [Huge stats, but that doesn’t mean the mechanics are weak] + [Multiple heroines] In the year 356 of the Dragon Kingdom, a golden imperial carriage smashed through the sun, a celestial palace rose above the moon, and the stars of the heavens awakened one after another. The world entered an era of spiritual qi revival, and people awakened spiritual roots to pursue the path to immortality. Ling Yishan, a
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Little Demon of the Sword Sect, Fierce at Three and a Half 剑宗小魔童，三岁半超凶
This is a sad story about poverty. My father was so poor that he lost even his trousers and sent me to the cultivation world to find my mother. The sects dismissed me as a good-for-nothing with five spiritual roots. Only the Heavenly Sword Sect was willing to take me in, because they were even poorer and had no choice. My senior brothers thought they had picked up a cute little girl. Instead, they raised the greatest bug in the cultivation world. The genius of Qingyun Sect was beaten to tears by
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A Long Journey in Another World 异界旅途漫漫
[No System + Original Story + Ensemble Cast + No Brain-Dead Characters + Fast-Paced + Pure Romance] I’m dedicated to creating a different kind of world and bringing everyone a fresh new thrill, along with a more realistic experience! The rain fell without letup, day after gloomy day. Beneath the curtain of rain... Travelers from another world, I’d like you to finish this terrible game of chess for me. Anyone can be a chess piece, anyone can be sacrificed. All living beings are players in this ga
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My Will, My Way 意志贯彻我心
[Readers decide whether there’s a heroine; fantasy, imaginative fantasy, decisive action, clear lines between love and hate, scheming, everyday life, comedy, ensemble cast] “What did you say? You’re not interested in women?” “I may be lecherous, but that’s all it is. It’s not the same as being interested in women. A real man walks between heaven and earth. How could I let a pretty face hold me back? We cultivators should travel the four seas, help the world and its people, punish evil and promot
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The System Told Me to Save the Villain, but He Wants to Kill Me 系统叫我救反派，反派想杀我
(Main story complete) [Fake System + Reborn + Light ensemble cast in a xianxia setting + Senior and junior fellow disciples + Two powerful leads + Both pure in love + Happy ending] A sunny, oblivious, eccentric powerhouse seme x a reborn, conflicted, unhinged beautiful young uke He Fengti, senior disciple of Sunrise Peak, reached the Nascent Soul stage at eighteen. With a Chaos Spirit Root, he was unbeatable among his peers and had never lost. Until a System moved into his head. The System wa
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On the Day I Fled My Wedding, I Awakened a Chaos Physique and Emperors Went Mad for Me 逃婚当天：觉醒混沌体，大帝疯抢
Everyone laughed at him for being an ant who dared dream of climbing the dragon and sparrow, certain he would amount to nothing and never get his chance to shine. At the edge of a desperate cliff, the instant he fled his own wedding, the Heavenly Dao's seal shattered! The one and only Chaos Supreme Physique, a taboo among the heavens, suddenly awakened! When Chaos emerged, all paths bowed, spiritual energy reversed course, and laws gave way! This physique is the source of the heavens and the
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To Have More Babies, Even the Gods Go Wild (The Mortal Realm)! 为了多生娃，神仙也疯狂（人间篇）！
Even Immortals Go Wild to Have More Kids (The Mortal Realm Arc)!
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- 8 EN Who Let This Outlaw Cultivate Immortality?! 谁让这个悍匪修仙的！ [Cultivation, scheming old fox, comedy] A complete novice transmigrates to the cultivation world and inherits his father’s profession as the chief of Blackwind Stronghold. With a pair of eyes that can see the wealth energy of all things, he thrives in his new life. One day, while “opening for business” as usual, he unexpectedly robs a stronghold wife and obtains a mysterious little tower from him. To his surprise, she turns out to be a badly injured female immortal. In a fit of rage, she hurls h 183kReads8.6Score16.6kShelves
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The Way of Cautious Cultivation: My Aloof Senior Sister Wants to Dual Cultivate with Me 苟道修仙：高冷师姐求我和她双修
[Good-for-Nothing from the Start] + [Cultivation] + [Aloof Senior Sister] + [Yin-Yang Sacred Body] + [Reincarnated Big Shot] + [Face-Slapping Passersby] + [Rising to the Top] + [Exorcising Evil and Upholding the Dao] Ding Fan starts out as a good-for-nothing in Cultivation, an errand boy in the outer sect of an orthodox cultivation sect. He possesses the rare Pure Yang Sacred Body, unseen for a thousand years, yet after three years of cultivation, he's still stuck in the early Qi Refining stage
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- 10 People on Earth Won't Have Kids, and Even the Gods in Heaven Are Panicking! 人间不愿生娃，天上神仙都急了！ People on earth don't want to have children, and even the gods in heaven are panicking! 23Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Wield a Mountain of Spirit Swords and Make the Heavens Tremble 我以满山灵剑，杀到诸天颤抖
Heartbroken and out of work, Chen Mu is overcome with grief and goes hiking. Then a fellow hiker stabs him in the back. Even so, his kind heart wins out, and he still believes in the warmth of humanity, saving a fat old Taoist priest. But he is cruelly repaid for his kindness...
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- 12 Xuanhuan: I Come from the Summit of the Heavens, with an Invincible Background 玄幻：我来自诸天之巅，背景无敌 [Xianxia Fantasy] [Identity-Based Story] [Endless Trump Cards] [No Being Bullied] [Genius Protagonist] On the Xuanhuang Continent, the Purple Mansion Sect is the foremost of the three great righteous sects. Fifteen years ago, a man in white left four-year-old Xie Xunwei at the Purple Mansion Sect's entrance. He said just four words to Sect Master Perfected Yushu: "Take good care of him." Fifteen years later. Xie Xunwei, at the True Condensation Realm, is the Purple Mansion Sect's most unruly lit 7.2kReads—Score583Shelves
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Ye Shiluo 叶时落
Sweet romance × angst × everyone’s darling × ensemble cast × political intrigue × no doormat heroine Ye Shiluo thought she had transmigrated here. A medical student with steady hands and a meticulous nature, she wakes up as the lowest-ranking cannon-fodder disciple in the demon realm, with zero spiritual power, living in a stone chamber and eating gruel. The System tells her she can get home by winning over the Immortal Venerable. Little does she know, she actually belongs to this world. She doe
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Neither Life nor Death: Quantum Cultivation 非生非死，量子修仙
"You can kill my body, but you'll never erase my soul!" - Jiang Ming, a Qi Gathering powerhouse As quantum theory expands and superposition states no longer collapse, even the universe can no longer determine whether he is alive or dead. The immortality promised by cultivation seems within his grasp. But immortals have countless methods, and making someone live can be worse than death. Jiang Ming gradually realizes that his confidence in being unkillable should send him down another path of cult
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- 15 Flowing Water, Fleeting Youth 流水不芳华 The Flowing Water Knows No Springtime 37Reads—Score—Shelves
- 16 Lisi's Smuggling Adventure 丽丝偷渡记 Lisi's Smuggling Journey 30Reads—Score—Shelves
- 17 EN Who Taught Him to Cultivate Like This? 谁教他这么修仙的？ [Blue Star, evil cultivators, no harem, invincible protagonist, comedy, goofball humor, transmigration. If that bothers you, don't read.] [An established author’s new book, backed by twenty million characters of experience. I like setting up plot threads, so if something seems unreasonable, give it a few chapters.] A new disciple who had just joined the sect rushed in, panicking: “Master, this is terrible! Big Brother robbed someone!” “Don’t make such a fuss. Your senior brother is securing bene 95.1kReads8.8Score8.8kShelves
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Me, a Menial, Cultivating into an Immortal Through Lies and Scams 我，杂役，靠坑蒙拐骗修成仙
No System, no transmigration! This book is absurd and hilarious! Li Ergou, a shameless country boy, stumbles upon immortals fighting in the back hills. He avoids getting mixed up in the killing and settles for looting, scoring a space stone that can hold living creatures and a storage ring for free. From then on, he becomes hooked on cultivation. A fortune-teller tricks him into going to the Yihong Brothel to sell himself as a servant. Instead, he meets a down-and-out immortal maiden and learns
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- 19 Spirit-Seeking Murders: The Madness of Murder 寻灵杀机之妄杀 Spirit-Seeking Murder: Wanton Killing 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 20 Spirit-Seeking Murders: Phantom of the Sinkhole 寻灵杀机之天坑魅影 Spirit-Seeking Murder: Phantom in the Heavenly Pit 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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Collecting Corpses, Ghosts, and Immortals 收尸，收诡，收仙人
(Supernatural horror, cultivation, ordinary protagonist, no System, no transmigration) A poor young man from a small town becomes a corpse collector to earn enough to marry. Before long, he stumbles into a strange and magnificent world of immortals and gods...
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- 22 Spirit-Seeking Murders: Who Is It? 寻灵杀机之是谁 Spirit-Seeking Murder: Who Is It? 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 23 Spirit-Seeking Murders: Mind Games at the Psychiatric Hospital 寻灵杀机之精神病院心灵杀 Spirit-Seeking Murder: A Mind-Killer in the Psychiatric Hospital 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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Unbelievable! My Father Was Angered to Death by Sun Quan, So I Turned Around and Secured Eastern Wu for Ten Years 离谱！我爹被孙权气死，我反手保住东吴十年
Unbelievable! My father was angered to death by Sun Quan, so I turned around and kept Eastern Wu alive for another ten years.
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- 25 EN There's a Cultivation Sect in the Village 村里有个修仙宗门 [Cultivation] + [farming] + [sect building] + [System] Original title: A Cultivation Sect in the Village Years later, Xiushui Village has gone from an isolated, impoverished little village to Xiushui City, a renowned metropolis on the Shifang Continent. It all began because this was where Lingxian Sect, the number one sect on the Shifang Continent, rose to prominence. This is the story of a group of country youths, their families, and their friends building a sect together and growing together. 19.8kReads9.0Score1.4kShelves
- 26 Spirit-Seeking Murders: The Brat and the Scarecrow 寻灵杀机之熊孩子和稻草 Spirit-Seeking Murder: The Brat and the Scarecrow 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 27 On Our Wedding Night, the Fox Demon Bared Her Fangs. I Pulled Out a Peachwood Sword, and She Immediately Started Acting Cute 新婚夜狐妖露獠牙，我掏出桃木剑她当场撒娇 On our wedding night, the fox demon bared her fangs, so I pulled out a peachwood sword. She immediately started acting coy. 9Reads—Score—Shelves
- 28 The Spirit-Seeking Murder Case: Shadows of Espionage (Final Part) 寻灵杀机之谍影（完结篇） Soul-Hunting Murder: Spy Shadow (Final Chapter) 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 29 A Valiant Woman in Troubled Times: One Lone Blade to Avenge a Sea of Blood 乱世烈女：孤刀报尽血海仇 A Fierce Woman in Troubled Times: One Lone Blade to Avenge a Blood Feud 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 30 After I, the Senior Disciple, Heard My Fellow Disciples' Inner Thoughts 身为大师兄的我听到同门心声后 [Ridiculous comedy + laid-back daily life + mind reading + wild imagination + a System with a small role + irreverent cultivation] Xiao Lin had expected to live a smooth, peaceful life, until one day the System, which usually gave him mundane quests like fishing or picking flowers, suddenly assigned him a mission to resign as senior disciple. Xiao Lin was already growing tired of the role, so he went to find his junior brothers and sisters. That was when he realized he could hear voices no one e 11.6kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的
Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t
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I Became a Big Shot by Riding My Disciple's Cheat 我靠徒弟外挂躺成大佬
After transmigrating, Wu Chi took in a once-in-a-millennium cultivation prodigy as his disciple and also bound himself to a disciple cultivation double-reward System. His disciple learned the techniques by figuring them out from a few nursery rhymes, cultivated diligently to gain his cultivation, broke through the bottlenecks, and naturally endured the tribulations... All his master has to do is lie flat. As the male lead of a transmigration power fantasy, with the protagonist's halo and the
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- 33 I Followed a Beauty into a Cave, and Ten Years Later I Became a Monster 追美女进山洞，十年后我成了妖怪 I followed a beauty into a mountain cave. Ten years later, I became a monster. 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 34 Cultivation: No Way, I Can Become Invincible by Slacking Off? 修仙：不是吧，摆烂也能无敌 [Cultivation by Slacking Off + Keeping a Low Profile + Hidden Expert + Hilarious Daily Life + Invincible] While others rely on talent, powerful backing, and lucky encounters to cultivate, Xu Chu relies on slacking off. He has nothing to do with cultivation at all. Every day, he just eats and sleeps, fishes and reads novels, or visits pleasure quarters to listen to music and drink tea. The thing is, he not only neglects his own cultivation, but also drags other cultivators along to have fun and s 10.2kReads8.7Score798Shelves
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The Only One Using the System for Normal Cultivation 只有我在坚持使用面板正常修仙
[Absurd] + [Defying Heaven] “I told you, even though I’m from the Heaven-Defying Sect, at heart I’m a traditional cultivator. I’m not some heaven-defying god.” “What? You say I practice the blade every day and don’t cultivate spells or techniques, so how could I become a powerhouse? Are you saying I cheated?” “Rubbish. It’s all because I want to get closer to ordinary people. Don’t talk about hacks or cheating. I’m not that kind of person.” The Daily Life of Cultivating at the Heaven-Defying Sec
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- 36 A Fox's Claw Marks Appeared on the Bride's Back on Our Wedding Night 新婚夜，新娘背上现出狐伤 On their wedding night, a fox-shaped wound appears on the bride's back. 24Reads—Score—Shelves
- 37 Laying Low as a Villain in the Cultivation World 苟在修仙世界当反派 [Xianxia + lighthearted + hilarious + ordinary mortal + absurd] After accidentally transmigrating to a cultivation world, I discover that I’m the sect’s most hated bully, and that I have an unscrupulous master who disappeared after visiting a brothel. I meant to turn over a new leaf and start behaving, but everyone wants to harm me. So I’ll just have to work hard and become the strongest under heaven! I raise spirit pets, puff on a pipe, and know exactly how to charm fairies. I slay immortals an 50.5kReads8.8Score3.9kShelves
- 38 Cultivation: Recording the Good Life 修仙：记录美好生活 After obtaining the Record System, all Lu Yao has to do is capture interesting moments to earn all kinds of rewards. And so begins his recording journey in the world of cultivation. “This year’s list of prodigies has to have Saint Son Lingyun at the top, right?” “The top swordsman of Beiyuan would be a reasonable choice too.” “The Nine-Tailed Heavenly Demon? It’s a bit of a stretch, but I guess that works too.” “...” “What do you mean some nobody defeated every prodigy single-handedly, and there 103.5kReads9.0Score9.8kShelves
- 39 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5.4kReads8.2Score449Shelves
- 40 The Longqing Murders: A Scholar's Wrongful Conviction, and I Set His Spirit Wife Straight 隆庆奇案：秀才冤狱，我判灵妻归正 The Longqing Mystery: A Scholar's Wrongful Imprisonment, I Rule That His Spirit Wife Be Set Right —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Xuanhuan: The Cultivation World Is So Absurd, Good Thing I Am Too 玄幻：修仙界很抽象，还好我也是
[Protagonist’s Defense: 9,999,999+ + Stories Told Through Memes + Comedy + Almost Invincible + No Limits + Cultivation-Style Gintama] Yesterday’s news from the Tianxuan Realm: [The Hehuan Sect’s bizarre team-building event was broken up by monks from the Jiana Temple] [Cultivation loans have tricked countless innocent low-level cultivators again. Everyone, stay alert] [A man with a strange fetish for eating raw spirit-wheat flour was mistaken for someone using addictive spirit drugs...] When B
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- 42 Clear Words Hidden in Reed Leaves, Carried on the Wind for Twenty Years 芦叶藏清词，风吹二十年 Pure Words Hidden in Reed Leaves, Carried by the Wind for Twenty Years 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 43 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 91.9kReads9.2Score9.6kShelves
- 44 Six Years in the Cold Palace: I Nurtured an Emperor for the Ages with My Life 冷宫六年，我以命养出千古明君 Six Years in the Cold Palace, I Nurtured an Eternal Wise Ruler with My Life 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 45 The Cheat-Wielding Lad Takes the Cultivation World by Storm 开挂小子玩转修仙界 [Funny and lighthearted + Upgrade spirit stones + Refine pills + Humorous cultivation + No System] You rascal, you can upgrade spirit stones and pills? Confess everything and I won’t hit you! Yuan Xiao, a country boy, accidentally saves a divine thief from the immortal realm. With nothing but shameless audacity, he snatches the heaven-defying treasure, the Tianqi Pearl, and becomes a rich cultivator. Making money and upgrading are no problem at all! With two absurd, troublemaking spirit beasts a 44.1kReads9.0Score5.1kShelves
- 46 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 173.6kReads9.5Score30kShelves
- 47 Hongwu's Wrath: A Lowly Clerk Defies Heaven, Three Hundred Households Lose Their Heads 洪武怒：小吏抗天，三百户枭首 Hongwu's Fury: A Petty Official Defies Heaven, Three Hundred Households Beheaded —Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙，没让你祸害修仙界啊！
[Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca
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- 49 Who Said You Could Really Cultivate Immortality? 谁让你真修仙了？ [Lighthearted] [Invincible protagonist] [Comedy] Qin Luo transmigrates to a cultivation world overrun by monsters and demons. To protect himself, he goes to the Longhu Temple to study under a master, only to discover that his teacher is a fake Taoist who makes a living by swindling people. In the first year, his master tells Qin Luo to meditate and cultivate. He gazes within himself and integrates the foundation of the Great Dao. In the second year, his master tells Qin Luo to scrimp and save. H 27.4kReads8.9Score2.2kShelves
- 50 The Tang Banner in the Far Reaches 绝域唐旗 The Tang Banner in the Forbidden Lands 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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