Hilarious Heavenly Court: My Mouth Has Been Blessed

Name: Hilarious Heavenly Court: My Mouth Has Been Blessed
Author: Jade Mat and Dawn Breeze

爆笑天庭：我的嘴开过光

by Jade Mat and Dawn Breeze (玉簟晓风)

Status: Completed
Length: 378k Words
Genre: Fantastical Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 3mo ago
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944Reads

5.8Score

103Shelves

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Synopsis

【Everyone’s Darling + Jinxed Tongue + Sibling Shenanigans + Best Friends + Gossip-Watching + System + Learning Skills】【No Romance】【Comedy】 Reborn as Nezha’s little sister, I thought I could just lie flat and enjoy being everyone’s favorite. But the moment I opened my mouth, Dad lost his beard. I opened it again, and the Southern Heavenly Gate came crashing down. The whole Heavenly Court thought my brother did it. Nezha: Go ahead and cause trouble, sis. I’ll take the blame! Li Jing: Don’t be scared, sweetheart. Dad’s got your back! Sun Wukong: She’s my apprentice. Who dares lay a finger on her? Then the Shadow Demon invaded, and none of the gods or Buddhas across the heavens could kill it. I casually said, “Drop dead,” and the Shadow Demon vanished without a trace. Now the Buddhist realm wants to snatch me, while the Heavenly Court wants to protect me. I’m only three! Why am I the one who has to save the world? At least my master is the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, my best friend has an all-purpose System, and my brothers take turns being my fall guys. Wait, did I somehow talk the Great Emperor Ziwei into becoming my bodyguard, too?

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