Are There Really No Absurd, Funny Cultivation Stories? I'm Seriously Looking. 不是没有抽象搞笑的修仙文吗真心求

1. 251 仙 Immortal Martial Emperor 仙武帝尊 Six Realms, Three Paths六界三道Eastern Fantasy9.4M WordsCompleted Nine thousand years ago, the Immortal Martial Emperor led a million divine generals into the ancient primordial wilderness. Not one of them returned, and only a wisp of true fire remained in the world. Nine thousand years later, Ye Chen, a discarded disciple, was driven from his sect and left with nowhere to go. By a twist of fate, he came into possession of the true fire and set foot on the path of immortal martial cultivation once more. This is a world where gods, demons, immortals, and Buddha 60.5kReads9.1Score14.3kShelves

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   Ye Chen, Young Master Ye

2. 252 反EN Villain: Sentencing the Protagonist to Castration at the Start, Leaving Him in Despair 反派：开局判处主角宫刑，主角崩溃了 Gangmen Pianzuo纲门翩佐Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsOngoing [Can't Handle Hardship, No Grievances, Pure Indulgence + Absurd Humor + Villain Torments the Protagonist + Decisive and Ruthless + A Bevy of Beauties + No Saintly Hero] Jiang Yantian transmigrates into a fantasy world, starting out as a minor villain, but gains a System that lets him humiliate the protagonist. As long as he humiliates the protagonist and does all sorts of things to make his life difficult, he earns Humiliation Points! So, from the start, he takes out the protagonist blessed by f 5.4kReads8.4Score389Shelves

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   Abstract, humorous, and lighthearted [Note]

3. 253 让 You Sent Me to an Aristocratic School, but I Went After the Young Lady 让你贵族学校读书，你去泡大小姐 A Little Like Eas, But Not Much有点易斯但不多Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Absolutely Unhinged Comedy + Love Triangle Showdown + Lighthearted Humor + Young Ladies + Light Novel] Social death, also known as dying of embarrassment, generally refers to… Never mind, that’s not important. My name is Ye Cheng. By the time you read this, I’ll be dying of embarrassment! Noble Academy, here I come!!! … [Host, at the freshman welcoming ceremony, get the attention of the current student council president, the young lady of the Dongfang family, in a way everyone will remember. M 73.7kReads7.7Score6.9kShelves
4. 254 那 Everything That Doesn't Kill Me Keeps Beating Me Up 那些打不死我的，一直在打我 A Wild Tangerine一个野桔Two Male Leads352k WordsOngoing [Can I Get a Refund If Transmigration Is a Terrible Experience?] [Protagonist Auras at Wholesale Prices] [Me and My Misfortune of a System] [No Romance] [Plot Comes First] Gu Changan had just finished stockpiling supplies to lie low through the apocalypse when System 111, the “World Protagonist Experience System,” bound him and sent him to the cultivation realm of “Wanxiangyu.” He thought transmigrating as the protagonist of a cultivation world meant an easy win. Instead, System No. 111 handed h 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Yes! The title itself is hilarious.

5. 255 不 If You Won't Take Risks, How Can You Cultivate Immortality? 不浪修什么仙 Braised Chives红烧韭菜Eastern Fantasy4.6M WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy + ensemble cast + a shameless scoundrel + cunning schemes + outrageous antics] “What! The manor was sold, the spirit mine was sold, the marriage contract was sold, and even your sister-in-law was sold?” Yun Ji had just transmigrated. Looking at the thick stack of IOUs, he pointed to his own heart and said, “How about putting a price on my conscience? I'll sell it to the highest bidder.” Having transmigrated into the body of a hopeless gambling addict, he set off on a life 16.7kReads8.1Score1.9kShelves
6. 256 规 I Set the Rules, and Three Thousand Divine Transformation Maidens 规则被我定，三千化神女 The Great Dao Strikes True, Pangu Transforms into a Divine Maiden大道打真盘古化神女Eastern Fantasy288k WordsCompleted P.S. This book has no set main plot. I write whatever comes to mind. It's all about absurd comedy, so don't read if that's not your thing! Good news: I'm invincible! I can decree the rules of the heavens and all worlds with a single word, and even the Tomato novel platform's reviewers have to follow my rules! Bad news: I have butterfingers! One slip of the hand or tongue, and everything turns into a mortifying disaster. From me to the greats of the heavens and all worlds, we're all so embarrass —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This book is hilarious, fast-paced, and incredibly imaginative. Every chapter is packed with laughs and satisfying moments. Don't believe me? Come and check it out! [Laughs][laughs]

7. 257 穿 Reborn as the Whole Family's Cannon Fodder, I Steal the Heroine's Luck from the Start 穿成满门炮灰，开局截胡女主气运 A Salted Fish Has Turned Its Luck Around一只咸鱼翻身了Ancient Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [Beloved by All] [爽文] [No Couple] [No System] [Strong Female Lead] [Workaholic] What should I do after transmigrating into the body of a vicious supporting character destined to be mutilated into a human stump? Jiang Zhaozhao: Thanks for asking. I'm still in the womb, I've just tied my umbilical cord into a bow, and I'm practicing drawing qi into my body! No System? No wise old mentor? No golden finger? Sorry, the memories of my past life as a workaholic at a major tech company are my greatest c 26.1kReads8.7Score3kShelves

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   I highly recommend watching one.

8. 258 冷 The Cold-Faced, Cute Junior Brother Is About to Be Thoroughly… 冷脸萌小师弟是要被师兄狠狠 Su Yunji宿云及Two Male Leads339k WordsOngoing [Two male leads + cultivation + 1v1 senior and junior brothers + both pure + everyone's favorite + a touch of ensemble cast + silly comedy + hidden villain + later confinement] A cold-faced, adorable, money-grubbing villainous junior brother on the bottom VS an older, sanctimonious senior brother on top, who's a transmigrator into a book and a hopeless romantic Lin Xianqing, the junior brother, was sent by the Demon Lord to infiltrate the immortal sect and stir up trouble. He lived in constant f 1.5kReads8.1Score301Shelves

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   There are some funny parts, but overall the book has a gentle sense of humor.

9. 259 仙 Blessed Beyond the Heavens 仙福齐天 Spicy Pickled Peppers and Pork Ribs糟辣椒炒排骨Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted What is cultivation really for? To strengthen the self and seek the path to immortality? Or to break free of fate’s shackles and grasp life’s true meaning? Perhaps to find a sanctuary for the soul and gain the power to challenge the heavens? No. None of those. At least, not for Li Chuan. He’s here to enjoy the blessings of an immortal… 31.1kReads8.3Score2.4kShelves

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   It's so awesome! As long as you have spirit stones, you can date your senior sister, master, sect leader, or Daoist partner!

10. 260 转 Reincarnated as Godzilla, I Make a Contract with the Empress and Devour All Things 转生哥斯拉，契约女帝吞噬万物 Cheese Spade芝士黑桃Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Reincarnated Godzilla + empress + devouring everything] When Ling Tian wakes up, he discovers that he has reincarnated as a gecko in a world where everyone can command beasts. In a world where everyone possesses powerful bonded beasts, he is destined to be an insignificant insect as a gecko. But the arrival of the Divine Beast Evolution System paves the way for his evolution to the ultimate form! From the start, he chooses his evolution path: [Godzilla: Devourer of the Universe]! Devour everyth 1.5kReads6.4Score198Shelves
11. 261 双 Twins Hiding in the Womb, Training Themselves in Cultivation 双胞胎，苟在娘胎，功法自己修炼 Red Lotus by Moonlight月夜红莲Fantastical Romance1.2M WordsOngoing [No CP + a touch of ensemble cast + satisfying growth story + relentless striver + cultivation techniques that train themselves] # "Cultivating in the Womb, I Outworked My Little Brother Until He Cried, and My Techniques Cultivated Themselves" The siblings begin cultivating while still in the womb. Jiang Zhizhi transmigrates into a book, a novel called "The Arrogant Immortal Cultivator Dragon, Who Crushes Every Foe Under Heaven". She’s a doomed baby who hasn’t even been born yet, and the baby be 13.1kReads7.7Score1.4kShelves

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    They're especially beautiful, particularly volumes 1, 2, 4, and 5.

12. 262 小 My Little Martial Uncle Really Doesn't Push Herself. She Just Wants to Kill the Female Lead 小师叔真不卷，她只想杀女主而已 Mo Caiwei莫采薇Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast] [People say the blurb did this book a disservice. I'm no good at writing blurbs, so just read the story.] Reincarnated as a doomed female supporting character destined for a gruesome death? No problem. Kill the heroine from the start, wreck the plot, and reset everything. This time, I'm the heroine. The original heroine was a pitiful girl born to a concubine. She had a lowly start but a powerful protagonist's aura. No matter what danger she faced, she always escaped disaster, ros 97.9kReads9.5Score16.7kShelves

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    These two books are truly amazing. Some parts are written in a rather abstract style, making them quite refreshing and unique compared to other books. They're not just a collection of tired jokes; rather, they possess a subtle humor that brings you joy and relaxation.

13. 263 师 My Junior Sister Is a Black-Hearted Lotus Who Cares Only About Money 师妹是朵黑心莲，莫得感情只认钱 Runaway Little Elk在逃小糜鹿Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted When other people transmigrate into a book, they end up in either a battlefield of romantic rivals or a scene of regret and desperate reconciliation. Lu Youyou, on the other hand, lands in the ultimate cheating scandal!!! The aloof, celibate eldest senior brother: You’ll find someone better someday. Lu Youyou: I can’t even keep someone like you. Where am I supposed to find better? The wickedly charming second senior brother: She needs me more than you do. Lu Youyou: Needs you to wear mourning cl 10.2kReads9.3Score1.4kShelves

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    These books are all amazing!! Highly recommend them!

14. 264 都 She’s Already Got Livor Mortis, but Her Fellow Disciples Think It’s a Full-Sleeve Tattoo 都长尸斑了，同门还以为她纹花臂 Those Days of Picking Corn那些扒苞米的日子Fantastical Romance412k WordsCompleted [Goofy comedy + ensemble cast + defying fate + everyone’s nuts, including the original male and female leads] Lin Nu was sent to the afterlife by a bottle of poison elixir water from the heroine’s simps. She died in peace, only to be carried back to the sect by a bunch of lunatics. This sect sure is full of talents. Her aloof, stunningly beautiful master likes dressing as a man, and secretly ships himself with Lin Nu. The senior brother constantly talks about cultivating the Heartless Dao, but s 11.2kReads8.7Score2.4kShelves
15. 265 带 Becoming a Miracle Healer with AI 带着ai当神医 Off-Road Driver of the Drivers' Alliance司机联盟越野车驾员Eastern Fantasy837k WordsCompleted You've definitely never read an immortal-cultivation story about treating illnesses like this. It follows a mere mortal who treats all kinds of terminal illnesses afflicting cultivators as ordinary little ailments. I'm planning to keep this story going for a long time. I'm going to fight tooth and nail for it, and nobody can stop me. I'm not a God of Slaughter. I'm not some big shot. I don't know martial arts. I have no enemies in the martial world. I have no secret medicines or poisonous powder 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The protagonist doesn't cultivate immortality, but he provides physical healing to immortals. It's a hilarious story with memorable scenes in every chapter, the most famous being when he cures the Heavenly Dao's diarrhea.

16. 266 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 238.8kReads9.6Score24.6kShelves
17. 267 绝 The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest 32.4kReads9.6Score4.5kShelves
18. 268 地 A Living Hell from the Start: If There's No Game Over, Does That Mean I've Won? 地狱开局，没关就是开？ Ximen Urges You to Write西门催写Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing In the Age of Declining Dharma, the Six Realms have fallen and the Heavenly Dao has crumbled. As the online flame warrior Situ An browses the internet in a fit of enthusiasm, he is transported into the cultivation world. From the start, his entire sect is wiped out. Just as the last black-clad survivor, on the verge of being killed, sends him away, Situ An unexpectedly unlocks the Substitute System. His first draw gives him the Elbow Strike King. But getting past the black-clad figure in the fi 373Reads7.1Score120Shelves

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    The beginning was a bit weak, but otherwise there were no major issues. There was plenty of material to work with, and the protagonist's "golden finger" consisted of various gags, stand-ins, and gadgets. The plot was unique, and the villains weren't brainless, except for the part where they went to jail for kidnapping someone at the beginning.

19. 269 魔 After the Demon Child Went on a Rampage, the Villains' Daoist Hearts Crumbled 魔丸发癫后，反派道心全崩了 Peppercorn Cookie花椒饼干Fantastical Romance539k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book, on-screen comments, goofy comedy, no female rivalry, no romance] Mo Wei transmigrates into a villainous little devil in a cultivation novel where everyone dotes on the heroine. As the contrast character, the original owner is a rotten apple who ruins everything: vicious and heartless, she ends up having her tendons and bones ripped out and refined into a demonic pill, dying without a trace. Mo Wei: Tsk, this plot is crazier than my great-grandfather! She decides to 6.6kReads8.1Score796Shelves
20. 270 什 What Do You Mean, Evil Cultivator? My Junior Sister Is as Righteous as They Come 什么邪修啊？我家师妹超正经的 Burning Books, Burying Myself焚书坑己Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted [Goofy, transmigration, unhinged, pocket dimension, cultivation with no pretensions] Miao Miaomiao transmigrates into a cultivation harem novel as a disposable side character. After the sect cuts out her heart and lungs, the original owner is dumped in the wilderness. Then she rises from the dead! With a chance to obtain an infinite pocket dimension, she decisively returns to the sect for revenge. The sect is covered in barriers? Miao Miaomiao casts a sinister glance toward the graves behind the 38.9kReads8.9Score5.2kShelves
21. 271 离 Ridiculous! The Sidekick Junior Sister Became the Male Lead of a Power Fantasy 离谱！炮灰师妹成了爽文男主 Sleepy Meow Meow睡不醒的喵喵酱Fantastical Romance658k WordsCompleted [Light Ensemble Cast] [Lighthearted] [Cautious Cultivation] [Many Twists] [No Transmigration or Rebirth] [Nontraditional Cultivation] Anyone who cultivates knows that the most powerful people in the cultivation world aren't the Demon Lord or the Immortal Lord. They're the junior sister and the senior brother. The junior sister can destroy heaven and earth with a single sword strike, while the senior brother would destroy heaven and earth for love. Even more formidable than the junior sister is t 18.6kReads8.8Score3.2kShelves
22. 272 这 This Alchemist Plays Dirty 这个炼丹师玩的真脏啊 Shu Dong术栋Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Eastern fantasy, a world of immortal cultivation, no tired old tropes. The daily life of a lunatic cultivator: no pressure, just easygoing fun. I think it’s hilarious, anyway, though most readers find it bizarre. There’s no tragic, angst-filled plot. The protagonist, Huang Liang, accidentally transmigrates and sells novels in the cultivation world, only to have them pirated. He starts an online business, only to have it brutally seized. His human-puppet dolls are so well-made that nobody buys t 4.8kReads8.7Score426Shelves

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    Lighthearted, funny, and nonsensical

23. 273 穿 Reborn as Cannon Fodder, I Kill the Male Lead First 穿成炮灰后我先杀男主 Lucky Miao招财妙Fantastical Romance226k WordsOngoing [No CP + overwhelmingly powerful heroine + light ensemble cast + face-slapping] Jiang Fuyao transmigrated into an old-school cultivation tragedy and became a cannon-fodder character who was slapped to death by the male lead from the start, without even earning a grave. The System arrived late and asked her how she wanted to live. Jiang Fuyao looked at the male lead, who was getting ready to slap her again, and exchanged points in the shop for an Italian cannon. With a deafening blast, the male l 12Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Female-centric, no romantic partner, small ensemble cast

24. 274 诀 The Dao-Cutting Art 诀天道 Yue Xin Hengtian月信恒天Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing (No mindless protagonist, no clichéd plot, a cunning lead, fully realized characters, no System, twin swords) The twin swords ring out, cleaving the heavens. Let souls be severed and bones torn out as you will. The world shall know no more bloody storms. I am both demon and god! With everything shattered, can it be made whole again? Faced with the shackles of fate, he will cut them apart with his twin swords! The gods and demons wage war for a hundred years. The Heavenly Dao is merciless, treati 3.2kReads—Score261Shelves

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    I'm recommending this book to fellow readers suffering from a reading slump! The very first chapter is a god-like achievement! It's an Eastern fantasy, without any system tropes. It's about using two swords to shatter fate, the plot is engaging, and the characters are all well-developed and relatable. You won't regret investing in it!

25. 275 疯 The Crazy Little Junior Sister Is Extremely Career-Driven 疯批小师妹她事业心超重的 Yi Zhizhi忆知知Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted [Strong female lead, play the pig to eat the tiger, punishing scumbags, lighthearted, goofy] Jiang Ning transmigrates into a book, becoming a vicious supporting woman who gets stabbed full of holes for offending the heroine. On the very day she transmigrates into the book, she strikes first and buries the heroine. Then she joins the Lingyun Sect, ranked eighteenth on the whole continent, where everyone has given up trying. Her impoverished, sweetly naive senior brother says, “Your senior brother 9kReads8.2Score1.1kShelves
26. 276 今 Still Trying to Enrage the Cultivation World Today 今天也在努力气死修真界 Lucky Miao招财妙Ancient Romance692k WordsCompleted [System + unconventional cultivation] [A mountain of original worldbuilding] [No romance in the main story] Jiang Zao transmigrated. The bad news: She became a female cannon-fodder character who's about to die. The good news: She has an easygoing System. System: As long as the Host works hard and pushes herself, she can choose any treasure she wants. Jiang Zao: I'm on it! Huh? How did all that hard work actually turn her into a god? After joining a new sect, Jiang Zao discovers that several of 2kReads8.8Score322Shelves
27. 277 想 I Just Wanted to Lie Flat, So How Did I Get Tricked into Cultivating Immortality? 想躺平的我竟被忽悠修仙？ Tuner调谐器Eastern Fantasy100k WordsOngoing Li Mo is a lazy slacker who just wants to lie flat after his college entrance exams. While waiting for his goddess to reply, he's kidnapped by the immortal maiden Xingyao and taken to a cultivation world. The reason? KPI assessments in the immortal realm! Xingyao is a Nine Heavens Patrol Immortal (intern), but she seems... a little short on brains. Through a series of mishaps, the two are forced into a bond and must survive in this cultivation world with a “reliable” System that's almost out of 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I think it's beautiful. [Crying emojis]

28. 278 我 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 Six Gourds六个葫芦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 69.1kReads9.3Score6.8kShelves
29. 279 穿 After Transmigrating Into a Book, I Led the Whole Sect in Reforming the Immortal Realm! 穿书后，我带全宗门整顿仙界！ Taolili桃里里Ancient Romance662k WordsOngoing [Absurd Humor + Unconventional Cultivation + Transmigrate into a Book + Romance + Light Ensemble Cast + Happy Ending] Zhou Yan transmigrates into the book she wrote herself. She expects to return to the spotlight as the heroine, but instead, a junior sister suddenly appears from the start and turns her into a universally disliked NPC. Just because she doesn't step aside for her junior sister, her usually mild-mannered and gracious senior brothers beat her up and threaten her, while her master ba —Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 280 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 58.4kReads8.7Score6kShelves

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    Those who are delicate or frail should not read this book. Don't say I didn't warn you if you laugh until your stomach cramps.

31. 281 穿 I Transmigrated into a Cultivation Novel, but Is This Actually a Women's Romance?! 穿越修仙文，但是疑似女频？！ Chaivvvvv柴vvvvvEastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [Cultivation, Ruthless Male Lead (Fourth Chapter Onward, He Starts Chopping, and Doesn’t Stop Until It’s Satisfying] He transmigrated into a cultivation world, but there was another soul inside his body. A woman! A lovesick, sweet little flower!!!!!!! And they had to take turns controlling the body every day. Shu Qiuqiao: I heard the protagonists in male-oriented novels kill people’s entire families at the drop of a hat and never bother with reason. Li Xia: That’s a complete slander! Who said th 39.8kReads9.2Score6.1kShelves

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    This one has to be it.

32. 282 慈EN Cihang City 慈航市 Mountain-Patrolling Lord God巡山主神Mystery1.3M WordsOngoing At Cihang's grand arena, don't show up without a cheat. Chen Feng transmigrated to another world and discovered that the bosses here were unbelievably sneaky. “Let's go level up in the newbie village first.” “Ha! Got you, transmigrator.” “I'll be reborn and buy a lottery ticket.” “Ha! Got you, regressor.” “Fine, if you're going to play dirty, I don't need to pretend to be a gentleman either.” Chen Feng discovered that every time he died, he could refresh and get a new System. A System's power ha 1.1MReads9.2Score130.5kShelves

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    The main characters are all cultivators, no problem.

33. 283 我 The Cultivation Game I Played Became Real 我玩的修仙小游戏成真了 Er Sheng尔生Fantastical Romance1.1M WordsOngoing [Fourth Calamity / Game Raising Sim / Delusional Misunderstandings / Unhinged Genius Power Fantasy / Big Dog-Girl Protagonist / Everyone Loves Her, No Romance] Lu Fuyou accidentally downloaded a pixel-art single-player MMO called A Thought Away from Heaven. The game combines cultivation, farming, romance, dress-up, and more, with an incredible degree of freedom. The NPCs' reactions and voice acting are so lifelike that you can fully immerse yourself in a cultivation simulator! Ever since she got 2.6kReads9.0Score302Shelves

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    The Fourth Disaster, Hilarious and Insane

34. 284 为 To Become a Worthy Patriarch, I Have to Spend My Lifespan 为了做好老祖我只能氪命 I Really Want to Read a Book好想看本啊Eastern Fantasy617k WordsCompleted When others transmigrate into the world of cultivation, they either have extraordinary talent or a System that gives them a huge advantage. Bai Lan, on the other hand, became a mighty Divine Transformation ancestor who had been in seclusion for three thousand years. The only problem was that he was a hollow shell, with no spiritual power and a ruined spiritual root. To make matters worse, his golden finger, the [Damage-Reflection System], burns a whole month of his lifespan every time he activa 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The male protagonist cultivates immortality by spending his life on gacha pulls; attacking him is like attacking yourself! A comedy with hidden heart-wrenching moments—a must-read for anyone looking for something to read!

35. 285 化 I Became a Wandering Flute Player, Singing Across the Cultivation World 化身一根笛客，在修仙界漂泊歌唱 A Dying Geoduck一坨濒死的象拔蚌Eastern Fantasy141k WordsOngoing [Multiple heroines, wild ideas, fun read, cultivation, daily life] After Su En solves the mystery of his life in the womb, he is kidnapped and taken to Little Bamboo Peak by an evil older female immortal. Forced to learn the flute, he becomes a renowned master flutist in the cultivation world. Or something like that. 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book title is absolutely hilarious!

36. 286 看 What Are You Looking At? Never Seen a Goose Cultivate Before? 看啥看没看过大鹅修仙啊 An Cheng安橙Ancient Romance817k WordsOngoing System, protagonist isn’t human, lighthearted comedy, no romance, villain protagonist, doesn’t play by the rules, golden finger. An ordinary wage slave from the modern world falls through a manhole cover right before the New Year and transmigrates into the body of a goose in the cultivation world. Bound to a System that seems a lot like a pyramid scheme, the goose embarks on a socially anxious journey that terrifies society. “Are you tired of training your hardest and still failing to level up? 6.1kReads8.8Score695Shelves

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    They're all so beautiful!

37. 287 别 Stop Competing, I Reset the Entire Immortal Realm 别卷了，全仙界都被我重置了 Funny Little Linlin搞笑的小林林Eastern Fantasy154k WordsCompleted In the year 2024 of the Immortal Calendar, the Heavenly Dao collapsed. The Immortal Emperors, Demon Venerables, and Demon Emperors of all three realms were left dumbfounded: Someone had reset the entire cultivation world! The Primordial Immortal Emperor had cultivated for 87,000 years and was just about to show off and take control of the scene The next second, his cultivation was reduced to zero. A peerless prodigy who had just broken through a realm looked up and let out a long howl The next s 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Who says there aren't any abstract and hilarious cultivation novels? These two books take the subversion of tropes to a whole new level! 1. *Stop Cultivating, I've Reset the Entire Immortal Realm* While others are driven mad by cultivation, the protagonist simply resets the Immortal Realm with a single click, focusing on a carefree and easy life. Each reset brings new and hilarious antics, guaranteed to make you laugh until you're pounding your bed! 2. *The Sect Laughs at Me as a Useless Trash, I Suppress All Heavens with Limitless Power* Starting off mocked by the entire sect, he turns around and uses his Limitless power to suppress all the powerful figures in the heavens. The face-slapping is ruthless and swift, with an absurdly high density of satisfying moments!

38. 288 穿 Transmigrated Into a Book: No One Understands Arrogance Better Than Me 穿书之没人能比我更懂嚣张 Chenchen Little Darling晨晨小宝贝Ancient Romance984k WordsCompleted [Signed for print publication] –– Fu Zhu died suddenly after staying up all night watching shows and reading novels. She still remembers that just before she died, she was reading a novel called The Useless Girl Warrior Who Defies Heaven. –– Then she became Bai Li Fu Zhu, the female villain who opposes the novel's hero and heroine. –– This villain is different: she isn't jealous of the heroine or interested in the hero. She simply can't stand the two of them acting more arrogant than her and ste 47.7kReads9.3Score6.7kShelves
39. 289 宗 My Sect Calls Me a Good-for-Nothing, but I Use the Limitless Realm to Crush the Heavens 宗门笑我是废柴，我以无境压诸天 Funny Little Linlin搞笑的小林林Eastern Fantasy159k WordsCompleted You guys, who can relate? Everyone else works themselves to the bone to cultivate and level up. Me? Three years of training, 127 attempts to break through to Qi Refining, and every single one failed! I had a Heavenly Spirit Root, yet somehow became the good-for-nothing mocked by the entire sect. No matter how many spirit stones and pills they fed me, it was all in vain. I thought I was destined to be useless for the rest of my life, so I could only give up and drift through the days. Then a powe 5Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 290 金 Golden Core Cultivators Are Only Fit for Exploitative Jobs? Come With Me! I'll Get You Benefits 金丹只配打黑工？跟我！我给五险 Forget It, Bro别管了兄弟Eastern Fantasy222k WordsCompleted [The early story focuses on group development and plot. The protagonist's individual combat strength comes into its own later. Please don't complain if that's not your thing ^_^] [Comedy]+ [Passion]+ [Sect Bonds]+ [Quirky Leveling System]+ [Mystery-Solving, Exploratory Worldbuilding] This is a world where you can't take a single step without spirit stones. After transmigrating to the Age of Declining Magic in the Cultivation World, Lin Yuzhou had hoped to become the strongest cultivator... What? 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Abstract and hilarious cultivation novel

41. 291 轮 Reincarnation: A Weird Talent in Every Life 轮回转生：每世都带一个奇葩天赋 Quiet in the Small Things微末无言Eastern Fantasy714k WordsCompleted What? The Lord of Chaos has gone on strike! She refuses to keep sorting through all those chaotic talent rules. Since someone has to do it if she won’t, she bundles the chaos rules into a big System gift pack and hurls it away. It lands squarely on the head of an unlucky loser named Wang Le. And so Wang Le is forced to embark on a happy, fulfilling (miserable and exasperating) quick transmigration journey. Watch as he uses one ridiculously unlucky talent after another to turn the myriad worlds u 2Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 292 万 A Ten-Thousandfold Return: The Buddhist Disciple Cultivates Immortality as a Simp 万倍返还：佛子修仙当舔狗 Young Master Ting霆公子Eastern Fantasy235k WordsOngoing He and his father are both transmigrators. He and his mother are both fox spirits. He binds himself to a gift-return System. Want to become an immortal? First learn to flatter. He showers female cultivators with money. He plays the scoundrel to complete his missions. “Big brother, you won’t look down on me for being a healer, will you?” “Good girl, don’t emphasize the things you don’t have!” [Ding! The Host has given away their spiritual root.] Holy cow, you can even give away your spiritual roo 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The first book was very abstract; the male protagonist seemed to be on the verge of going insane at any moment, and the female protagonist was a comedian! The second book has more words, but it's quite fun anyway.

43. 293 赠 Ten-Thousandfold Gift Returns: I'm the Number One Simp in the Immortal Realm! 赠礼万倍返还：我，仙界第一舔！ Eunuch Yuchen雨晨公公Eastern Fantasy4.7M WordsOngoing “Gave away a Qi-Gathering Pill, received a ten-thousandfold return: rewarded with a Nine-Turn Golden Pill!” “Gave away a Fireball Spell, received a ten-thousandfold return: rewarded with a World-Destroying Buddha Lotus!” “Gave away a low-grade magical artifact, received a ten-thousandfold return: rewarded with an Axe of Creation!” After Ye Chen obtained the System, giving gifts to female cultivators was all it took to earn rewards. All Ye Chen wanted to say was, I never meant to be a simp. But t 160.4kReads8.6Score15.7kShelves
44. 294 觅 Seeking Immortality: The Road Ahead Is Long 觅长生：前路漫漫 Jiji Has No Fur吉吉没有毛毛Eastern Fantasy343k WordsOngoing [One Female Lead] [Wise Old Mentor] [Traditional Style] The road to immortality stretches far; one thought can bring eternal life. From the countryside into the mortal world, a remnant soul guides the way as a young man steps onto the path of cultivation. Even with all the satisfaction of settling scores, the road to immortality cannot escape death and separation. Only blazing passion can break through the fog, and only unyielding resolve can venture into the vast unknown. From traveling togethe 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a novel I wrote myself; the writing style is rather humorous and abstract.

45. 295 纪 The Rogue Immortal of a New Era 纪元之痞仙 The Immortal Without Virtue无德玄仙Eastern Fantasy365k WordsOngoing (Comedy Cultivation) (Eastern Fantasy) (Humanity at Its Core) (Scheming Protagonist) (The Strictest Father at a Junior College) In the Age of Declining Dharma, it is exceedingly difficult for beings in the lower realm to cultivate. Ten-year-old rascal Xiao Xuan finds a talking bone in a garbage heap, and it insists that it is the Ancestor of All Dragons. “You can help me cultivate?” Xiao Xuan spits out a blade of grass. The bone replies proudly, “I can make you the greatest immortal of all time! 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Bro, if you're not tough enough, come find me.

46. 296 隐 I’m Just Hiding My Cultivation. You Really Think You Can Bully Me? 隐藏修为而已，你真当我好欺负？ Little Orange from the Mountain City山城小橙子Eastern Fantasy743k WordsCompleted [Male lead invincible from the start + one heroine + whiny System + eliminate every threat + sly male lead + yandere heroine + ruthless male lead] Jun Jiuxiao transmigrated into this fantasy world with no golden finger and no System. Blessed with exceptional talent, he was taken in by the Holy Land's Saint Lord, who treated him like his own son. Afraid he'd become cannon fodder for some protagonist's rise to power, Jun Jiuxiao acted cautiously and kept a low profile, following the cautious path. 28.9kReads7.9Score3.2kShelves
47. 297 开 From the Start, the Sect Kidnapped Me to Parade Through the Streets 开局就被宗门绑去游行 Han Hong涵鸿Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted System + comedy + shameless schemer + adorable pet + adventures across myriad worlds The growth story of a scheming rascal The companionship of a scheming rascal’s adorable pet The supreme divine artifact recognizes only him as its master The Heavenly Dao is willing to be his friend Every villain trembles at the sound of his name He is Lin Kuang, Old Six Lin 4.3kReads8.1Score400Shelves
48. 298 2 The Bizarre Little Town I Bought for 250 250淘到的怪奇小镇 Long-Browed Daxia长眉大夏Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted Open World ✖️ Infinite Transmigration Want to party with famous figures like Li Bai and Einstein? Warning! This book is full of Easter eggs! Hold on tight! The miserable coder Zhen Tianzhen accidentally falls into a town of famous figures beneath a glass dome, beginning his “Ridiculous Life 2.0.” Here, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei come from parallel universes and don’t even know one another. Li Bai is lovesick and crying as he gets drunk, Confucius is fretting over parenting problems, and eve 354Reads9.3Score—Shelves

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    Abstract, absurd, and humorous.

49. 299 人 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Steamed Plum Pastry Sauce蒸梅油酥汁Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 16.7kReads9.6Score2.2kShelves
50. 300 平EN I'm Utterly Ordinary, Yet Everyone Around Me Has Cheat Powers! 平平无奇的我，身边全是挂！ Boundless無涯Eastern Fantasy610k WordsOngoing The grand stage of the heavens isn't for you if you don't have a cheat! Mo Shang is a transmigrator. Like most transmigrators, he has a cheat of his own: the Everything Trait System. He can equip himself with different traits to gain special effects. He thought he was the one with the cheat, until one day he saw the glaring traits above certain people's heads... [Fortune Trait: Reborn] [Fortune Trait: Reincarnated Empress] [Fortune Trait: Never Bully a Poor Youngster] [Fortune Trait: Swordsmansh 80.9kReads8.1Score7.7kShelves

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    This game has great tropes and a rich plot; the only thing missing between the main and supporting characters is an entry system.

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