
I’m Screwed! The Dating Show Is Full of My Ex-Boyfriends, So Stay Away
丸辣!恋综全是前男友,都别过来
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 581k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Entertainment Stardom
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- From the Start, I Played the Suona, and a Washed-Up Star Went Viral on a Dating Show开局吹唢呐,糊咖在恋综爆红啦Former title · until Oct 2026
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This book is a slap-in-the-face, sadistic and hilarious type of book. You can eat it with confidence, and the heroine will never feel aggrieved at all.
It's really beautiful, I couldn't help but watch it for hours, and I want to keep writing it. Who knows what it feels like to twist into a maggot in bed in the middle of the night🌝🌝🌝The personality of each character is very clear. I had a withdrawal reaction after watching it🌝😋 I also recommend another book by Yiyi: "When you open your mouth, you will spray, and you will be attacked by black fans on the Internet at the beginning", which is very interesting!!! Pei Xiaoyan and Lizi must always be happy😭😭two good babies
I came in after looking at the cover. The author is so funny and the writing is so funny. I laughed so hard that I giggled in bed. I gave this book to my classmate and she almost went crazy with laughter 😄
Forgive me for reviewing it before it is finished, but this book is so good, there are no surprises at all, and it is very reassuring. Of course, the speeches of our Haji Miao and Duan Green Tea are very bold, and Qiao Xinman is a poisonous and arrogant young man. Lord, Ye Jia Tian is quite innocent. Fortunately, I discovered Li's true face in the end (compare my heart), Guan Yan is also a motivated and lovely young lady, and Haji Miao's ex-boyfriend is also very solid (face covering) Sister Bi Xin still plays a stable role (compare my heart) Who would be really sad if they don't look at me? OK? It's still the same sentence, hang out with Sister Ju and read good books happily
Super beautiful, "indescribably wonderful" Cp is so sweet! I absolutely fell in love with it, and it is very abstract and very consistent with the crazy behavior of us netizens. The author is very good at writing, and at first glance, he often surfs the Internet 🤭 It is sweet and crazy, very beautiful, and very immersive [heartfelt]
Oh my god, this book can't be criticized. It's hard to imagine how the author wrote it. I found a small amount of text among a large number of memes, and there is actually something sweet 🍉 OK, waiting for updates
Characters: First of all, everyone is loved and flowers bloom! (花花🌷) Well... Then there is Duan Qingyan, who is barely good-looking! (花花🌷) Here we are, a united and loving love family~ (Huahua🌷) Summary: This book is very interesting!!!!!!!!!!! (Sprinkle flowers)
This book is okay, at least the three views are correct, and the writing is not bad. But I read this book after reading "Deliberately Chasing the Wind" by Xiao Yanzi, and I always feel that some places are similar to "Deliberately Chasing the Wind"
This is the second romance novel I've read. Heartthrob is really good to watch 🥰🥰 Our Miao Miao Dian Dian, the male protagonists are all in true love 👍👍 Forgive me for not commenting, but it's really nice 😘😘
1. The first half is crazy, but the second half is more of a slap in the face and cool. There is cp, the heroine has a very cute personality, kind but not a virgin, and her IQ is online throughout. The male protagonist also has a long mouth, and it's a straight shot from beginning to end. The emotional line is sweet from beginning to end. Apart from the male and female protagonists, there is no second pair of obviously pointed CPs in the entire variety show. 2. There are no villains except the original male and female protagonists. Everyone is very cute, nice and gentle people. 3. The length is not too long, just enough so that you won't get bored—in fact, I even felt a little unfinished. It feels like a plot arrangement or something. It's actually quite compact. 4. Add a potential minefield. The heroine... She has a lot of exes, and she also plays some tricks of her own (when dealing with villains), but she is not offensive. If you know what you want, you will work hard to get it, and there will be times when you use others - but both parties know this process. The heroine will clearly say that she is using the other person, and the other person is willing to do so. I don't think there's anything wrong with this. Of course, some book friends may find it objectionable.