Are There Really No Absurd, Funny Cultivation Stories? I'm Seriously Looking. 不是没有抽象搞笑的修仙文吗真心求

1. 401 疯 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了！法国王爷天天造反，死活没人敢杀 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷42k WordsCompleted He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 54Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 402 诺 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星：先锋大兵的离谱二战 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷47k WordsCompleted The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II 295Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 403 千 An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷29k WordsCompleted A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life 39Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 404 活 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强，谁都杀不掉我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction24k WordsCompleted I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 42Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 405 织 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙：东吴潘后 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Female-Channel Fanfiction46k WordsCompleted Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 24Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 406 从 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Eastern Fantasy804k WordsCompleted A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 5Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 407 星 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼：机械与血契 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷11k WordsCompleted Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 11Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 408 一 After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth 11Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 409 我 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷36k WordsCompleted My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 279Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 410 穿 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海：全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 11Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 411 高 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我，十年后碾压985学霸 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷28k WordsCompleted I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 40Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 412 灵 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Mystery450k WordsCompleted That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 413 缘 Destined Across Three Lifetimes: A Romantic Legacy of Young Love and Marriage 缘定三生，青春婚约的浪漫传承 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Modern Romance710k WordsCompleted A sweet promise spanning their youth, sealed by an engagement. Surrounded by the warmth of family and the passion of youth, they keep their vows and write a romantic story together, full of amusing moments from school and everyday life. From Lin Shimin's admiration for Luo Yimo, to their wondrous chance encounters at all kinds of events, and the hilarious, heartwarming episodes that follow, their story is sure to make you smile. The novel has playful banter between best friends, the warm support 12Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 414 落 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿，请君笑纳 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance34k WordsCompleted Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 3Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 415 清 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance35k WordsCompleted A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 1Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 416 魔 Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我，追白雪的渣男在哪里 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction35k WordsCompleted Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White? 3Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 417 我 I Met an Immortal at a Diploma Mill 我在野鸡大学遇仙人 A Lifelong Pursuit一生追寻Urban357k WordsOngoing Lighthearted, stress-relieving, and hilarious. The bustling city is full of ordinary people and everyday life. After four years of hard study, the male lead only realizes just before graduation that his college is a complete diploma mill. His degree is worthless and his future is ruined, leaving him at a dead end in the glittering city. Just when he has nowhere left to turn, an ordinary old man selling roasted sweet potatoes at a stall outside the school gate is revealed to be an immortal livi 21Reads—Score—Shelves

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    An underrated masterpiece. Nonsense

18. 418 开 From the Start, I Dig Through the Pan God’s Tomb 开局挖穿盘神墓 A Lifelong Pursuit一生追寻Eastern Fantasy457k WordsCompleted From the hidden secrets beneath a bustling city to a fantastical journey through a wondrous world. He walks with a hunting dog in one hand and a falcon in the other. He acts when it’s time to act, and knows when it’s time to back down. He’s charming and dashing, witty and funny, with a thoroughly roguish streak. She met him in a psychiatric hospital. Their fated bond was written in the stars, and she went from a spirited young woman to the darling of heaven. Together, they weather every sweetne 329Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 419 穿 After I Transmigrate into a Book, the Male Supporting Character Keeps Teetering on the Brink of Death 穿书后男配总在寻死边缘反复横跳 Fallen Envoy没落使Ancient Romance116k WordsOngoing [Ancient fantasy + lighthearted comedy + a touch of ensemble cast + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + don’t overthink it] When she woke up one day, Yu Wan realized she might have accidentally transmigrated into a book. Worse, she had transmigrated into the miserable minor character who shared her name. The moment she opened her eyes in this world, she nearly drowned. Luckily, she’d taken swimming lessons for a few years, so she managed to claw her way out and survive. But the master she’d happen —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Not bad, you can take a look at it during your leisure time

20. 420 灵 Lingqi 07 灵棋07 Super Meat Lover wo超级爱吃肉woEastern Fantasy247k WordsCompleted A cultivation novel: (You and I are both living beings upon the board of Heaven and Earth, but every step I take is by my own choice! My heart is my own player!) Cultivation realms: Jade Mystic (ten stages + the Ultimate Realm) → Heavenly Clarity (nine stages) → Mystic Clarity (five stages) → Mystic Clarity: Ultimate Realm Demon realms: Lesser Demon → Greater Demon → Demon King Weapons: Mortal Arms (ranks 1–9) → Spirit Arms (low, middle, and high grades) → Ultimate Spirit Arms → Hongmeng Immorta 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A novel about cultivating immortals, a bit humorous

21. 421 带 Taking My Sister-in-Law on the Path to Immortality 带嫂子修仙记 Fate's One-Slash Style命运一刀流Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing The rating has just been posted and will rise later. A mortal's journey, with steady growth. Sun Dongliang and his sister-in-law were sold together and sent deep into the mountains to toil. They were destined to be buried there for the rest of their lives. But he had a mysterious treasure bottle. It could automatically detect and capture spirit beasts! It could remove impurities and turn junk into treasure! His low-grade cultivation techniques could be directly enhanced into high-grade technique 91kReads8.4Score3kShelves

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    It's very abstract, and always funny [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] I laugh out loud every time I watch it. I've read it three times.

22. 422 杂 A Servant with Heaven-Defying Comprehension: I Can Dismantle Every Cultivation Technique 杂役悟性逆天：我能拆解天下功法 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy456k WordsCompleted Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation and becomes the most inconspicuous menial disciple of the Tai Xuan Sect. While others painstakingly cultivate their techniques, he can spot their flaws at a glance. While others fight over inheritances, he can take fragmented texts, formation diagrams, alchemy recipes, and magical artifacts apart and rebuild them layer by layer. From the servants' quarters to the inner sect, from secret-realm palaces to the grand debate across the Nine Provinces, 150Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Northeastern sand sculptures are just funny, nothing else

23. 423 模 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Sci-Fi & Apocalypse299k WordsCompleted Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 6Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 424 山 Chronicles of Mountains and Rivers: Don’t Call Me a Male Escort, Call Me a Celestial Master 山河志：别叫我男公关，喊我天师 A Cat Caught in a Fish Tank鱼缸捉了只猫Urban403k WordsOngoing [Feel-good power fantasy + gloomy male lead + everyday comedy + Taoist mysticism + guardian spirits + folk horror + emotional healing] I’ve lived for twenty-six years, but I can’t cry, laugh, or get angry. The doctor says it’s called “emotional detachment.” There’s no cure, so I should just wait to die. I didn’t take it seriously. I delivered food, worked as a security guard, pulled night shifts at a funeral home... until I opened the door to karaoke room No. 3. Grandpa had been waiting for me “ 6Reads7.0Score—Shelves

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    Absolutely abstract and funny, urban Taoist cultivator, sad and coldly humorous. The male protagonist is a cowherd in a nightclub + a descendant of the Heavenly Master catching ghosts. The group looks like Baojiaxian, female ghost, female Taoist priest, Yaksha, fox demon, and all kinds of fun people!

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