Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President
人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统
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- Dude, You're a Cop, Not a Farmer哥们，你是美警，不是农场主啊Alternate title on Fanqie
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A truly excellent novel; it made my Yilin magazine rejoice! ❤️
It's great! Funny, and it really made me feel better. It's very satisfying, but I don't understand why the rating is so low. As a 20-year veteran reader, this book is definitely a classic. It's best read with your brain engaged. It uses US law to sanction America while simultaneously brainwashing Americans and supporting traitors to China. It's so good! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A very interesting and satisfying read, with a fresh and unique perspective. The male lead with maxed-out buffs is a great idea—an eye for an eye. I also really like the male lead's way of handling people; he settles his scores on the spot, instead of going back and planning for ages, which fits my ideal of a satisfying read. Although some parts lack logic, they're not major flaws.
This book features Lao Xiao's beloved Mei Yun, making it a novel well worth reading.
Overall, it's a really good story, with humor, exciting moments, and depth. It's just that I didn't expect anything involving politics and real-world issues, even writing about foreign countries, to be so sensitive. It was forcibly ended; it's like it was cut short, which is a shame.
My goodness, this is an unprecedentedly hilarious masterpiece! The content is rich and substantial; I can hardly believe my eyes. Reading this book makes me feel ten years younger, like a little grandson! If you haven't read it, you absolutely must—it's a divine book! Author, please update soon! I can't wait!!! [Staring]
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I found it very interesting and enjoyed it. By the way, is the male protagonist white? I feel like that would make the satire and drama even more profound. @ 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
Keep it up, Lao Xiao! Your writing is hilarious!