The Rogue Immortal of a New Era

(Comedy Cultivation) (Eastern Fantasy) (Humanity at Its Core) (Scheming Protagonist) (The Strictest Father at a Junior College)

In the Age of Declining Dharma, it is exceedingly difficult for beings in the lower realm to cultivate. Ten-year-old rascal Xiao Xuan finds a talking bone in a garbage heap, and it insists that it is the Ancestor of All Dragons.

“You can help me cultivate?” Xiao Xuan spits out a blade of grass. The bone replies proudly, “I can make you the greatest immortal of all time!”

Three days later, Xiao Xuan is crouched on the village chief's roof, using the object-control technique he just learned to spy on the village beauty as she bathes. The bone roars inside his mind: “I passed on supreme immortal arts so you could do this?!” “What's the rush?” Xiao Xuan says, utterly unapologetic. “Let me become the village's number one rascal immortal first!”