I Set the Rules, and Three Thousand Divine Transformation Maidens

Name: I Set the Rules, and Three Thousand Divine Transformation Maidens
Author: The Great Dao Strikes True, Pangu Transforms into a Divine Maiden

规则被我定，三千化神女

by The Great Dao Strikes True, Pangu Transforms into a Divine Maiden (大道打真盘古化神女)

Status: Completed
Length: 288k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 5mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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P.S. This book has no set main plot. I write whatever comes to mind. It's all about absurd comedy, so don't read if that's not your thing!

Good news: I'm invincible! I can decree the rules of the heavens and all worlds with a single word, and even the Tomato novel platform's reviewers have to follow my rules! Bad news: I have butterfingers! One slip of the hand or tongue, and everything turns into a mortifying disaster. From me to the greats of the heavens and all worlds, we're all so embarrassed we'd dig a three-bedroom apartment out of chaos!

I was sleeping soundly in chaos when I woke up and nearly got physically castrated by a broken blade. A Demon God shoved a severed foot into my mouth, and fragments stabbed me in the butt!

As an invincible supreme being who can dictate every rule of the heavens and all worlds just by opening my mouth, but can't do a thing about my butterfingers and slips of the tongue, how am I supposed to put up with this?

I only meant to punish two shameless nuisances, but then I slipped up on the spot: Pangu and all three thousand Chaos Demon Gods turned into goddesses!

Chaos collapsed, and the three thousand Demon God goddesses were flung by the spacetime currents into the Myriad Worlds.

Fine. I made this mess with my own butterfingers, so I'll have to fix it, even if I have to do it on my knees. I'm taking Goddess Pangu on a chaotic, butterfingered adventure!

Everyday life looks like this:

I accidentally mess with the AI, watching Doubao, Zhang Yiming, Huang Jian, Yuanbao, Mahuatun, Kimi, and Yang Zhilin, the seven AI Supremes, suffer computing meltdowns and die of embarrassment;

I accidentally set a rule and watch the Supreme of Strength pilot a mech on Flower-Fruit Mountain, then get chased all over the place;

I accidentally change the timeline and watch the big shot of time drive his car right off the track at a four-wheel-drive race;

I accidentally add a buff and watch the deep-sea overlord get swallowed whole by his underling before he can finish his tough-guy speech;

I accidentally cause trouble and watch the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea strike a pose and show off, only to smash through his own palace;

Even Little Jun from the Tomato reviewers wants to become the AI God Emperor, but I accidentally feed him until his energy overloads and he explodes!

No angst, no tired old tropes. The protagonist is invincible but no saint, and the ridiculous comedy is nonstop! Three thousand Demon Gods become goddesses

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