She’s Already Got Livor Mortis, but Her Fellow Disciples Think It’s a Full-Sleeve Tattoo
都长尸斑了，同门还以为她纹花臂
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- Completed
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- 412k Words
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- Fantastical Romance
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- Fantasy Romance
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- 9mo ago
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I've been following a few of Baomi's books (I confess, I'm still reading them). Overall, they're humorous, with very original and imaginative ideas, and she truly loves her daughter!!! You can tell from how the characters always use "his dad's" when they curse~ By the way, I'm bragging that Baomi followed me back 🤭
The plot is fresh and interesting, very good. Also, I noticed Lin Nu's hand on the novel cover...🧐🤭
Having read novels for so many years, I can't believe I've overlooked such an excellent author. What have I been reading all these years? This style is so captivating, the humor is so natural—how many comedians must one have consumed to create something like this?
Oh my god, I'm dying of laughter! I've watched it three times and I'm still laughing so hard I'm wriggling and crawling like a maggot. When I'm unhappy, I read a novel and then chase after my roommate, making them laugh so hard they almost die. The author has a great set of values. The characters inside are also super interesting.
Wow, wow, wow, woman, I'm completely captivated by your writing! I want to give you all my stars! It's so exhilarating to read (though I don't really know what "exhilarating" means). The ancients were right: those who can get along are bound to have similar ailments! 😳 Right now! At this very moment!! This is my absolute favorite story. Damn, it was so short! I finished it all in one go.
I almost missed out on such a hilarious book because of its low rating. I really loved the author's spirit, but the ending was just too abrupt. While the lack of a romantic pairing is great—the female lead can avoid the pain of love—it doesn't stop the explicit content! Why not add the master and senior brother to the story? I'm begging for extra chapters!!!
It's absolutely, absolutely, absolutely amazing!!! The female lead is so cute! I highly recommend everyone read it, but it was so good that I spent the whole day reading it, and afterwards I felt a bit melancholic! There's not much angst; it's mostly funny and heartwarming, but the female lead also grows and saves some people!!
I'm dying of laughter! This isn't a plagiarism story; it's not just a bunch of jokes piled together. It's genuinely hilarious! Every character is distinct, every character has their highlights, even a horse, a cat, and a dog have their own unique traits. And the logic is surprisingly sound, with foreshadowing and callbacks, and every plot hole is filled. So satisfying!! Kudos to the author! Looking forward to more excellent works!
Author, your writing is quite novel; it feels like you've gone crazy at work and just wrote a protagonist for fun. But you have to admit, your logical thinking is truly strong, bordering on the absurd. Excellent! A very good review!
Who gave it a low score?! It's funny, lighthearted, and has a good storyline. I usually don't read anything rated below 8.5, But I clicked on it that day just to see how bad a 6.9-Rated story really was! But is this right?! It's so good and funny, who's giving it a low score?!