Are There Really No Absurd, Funny Cultivation Stories? I'm Seriously Looking. 不是没有抽象搞笑的修仙文吗真心求
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The Sect's Workhorses Ran Away, and Three Days Later the Mountain-Guarding Array Collapsed 宗门牛马跑路,三天后护山阵崩了
[Master deceiver + a people-centered view of history + ensemble cast + no romance + cutting off the lifeblood] Si Miao transmigrates into a male-oriented cultivation harem novel as the male lead's doomed master. In her sect, she's called an elder, but in practice she's little more than a workhorse. She handles odd jobs in peacetime and acts as a human shield in battle, exhausting herself for her male lead disciple. In the end, she dies after taking the blame for him, while not a single person in
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- 202 Contractual Danger: The CEO’s Defaulting Wife 契约危情:总裁的违约娇妻 Contractual Peril: The CEO's Runaway Bride 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗,小师妹是真狗
[The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng
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- 204 My Sect Is Full of Great Demons? What a Coincidence, So Am I 师门全是大妖?好巧我也是 [Female lead transforms into human form / no romance for now / no saintly heroine] Good news: Bai Jiu has landed in a group-pampering cultivation novel. Bad news: she's a village dog, and she's been brought back to the villains' lair in a sect. The villains' lair is full of great demons. She's terrified every day, trembling at the thought that they might eat her as a snack. Every day, she trembles her fluffy ears and wags her tail, acting cute to stay alive. But she has no idea that her fellow d 10.4kReads9.1Score2.1kShelves
- 205 From the Start, My Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Drove Every Heroine and Ghost Insane 开局阴阳合欢,女侠女鬼都疯了 From the Start, Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation Drives the Heroine and Female Ghost Crazy —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Everyone in the Sect Is Love-Brained, Except Me, a True Lunatic 全宗门都是恋爱脑,唯我是真疯批
The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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Kill Me, and Inherit My Cheat 击杀我后,继承我的外挂
[Fast-paced + Witty and Sharp-Tongued + Decisive and Ruthless + Multiple Male Leads + Anti-Trope] When Lin Fan, a corporate drone, gets sent to another world by a dump truck, all he gets is a “probability eye,” a juvenile mini version that’s still a total rip-off. “All those transmigration big shots are just a scam!” he cries to the heavens. But this book has more than one protagonist... (I want to try a new setup: protagonists seen from different perspectives can be killed. Whoever kills the pr
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- 209 So What If I Lack Morals? I’m Already Number One in All of Jiuzhou 什么仙道天道?呵!我修的是杀道 [Print edition out September 12 + refuses to look back + satisfying growth story + ensemble cast] In her past life, Wanwan died at the hands of her master and six senior brothers, pierced through the heart by seven swords and left without a whole body. Her master only loved her little junior sister, and her senior brothers only doted on her. When the little junior sister lost her Golden Core, they dug out Wanwan's to replace it. When the little junior sister was wronged, Ye Wanwan was made to su 156.4kReads9.4Score12.5kShelves
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Grandmaster Zun 大师尊
A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a
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- 211 My Junior Sister Says Even a Madman Is a God 小师妹说神经也是神 Jiang Zhu transmigrates into a novel about a girl adored by everyone, as a disposable female side character. The junior apprentice sister is gifted and loved by all, while the side character has cultivated for years and is still useless. In the end, she's pushed out to take a blade for the junior sister and dies miserably in the street. She opens her eyes to the sight of a whole sect full of hopeless sycophants, and Jiang Zhu wants to die. The heroine's suitors are everywhere. How about I bec 38.1kReads9.3Score4.5kShelves
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I Told You to Sweep the Floor, Not Wipe Out Heaven and Earth with One Swing 让你扫地,没让你一扫帚秒了天地
[Fantasy + misunderstanding-fueled overinterpretation + invincible hero + subversion of tropes + lighthearted comedy] My name is Gu Yi, and I’m a menial servant who sweeps the floors. My three greatest pleasures in life are sweeping, eating, and sleeping. If I sweep the floor ten thousand times a day, I get a braised chicken drumstick. For the sake of food, I work diligently and never complain. At last, I became the best “sweeping monk” in the entire Qingyun Sect. “No wonder you’re a senio
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We Agreed to Keep Things Innocent! Why Did You Bring the Demoness Home? 说好清清白白!你把女魔头抱回家
[Received 1 live-action short drama adaptation and 3 comic-drama adaptations. The animated comic drama is now available, so come check it out. The live-action short drama is in preparation...] [One female lead + tsundere demoness + unbearably sweet romance] After cultivating for just over a century, Qiu Muxue reached the Venerable Realm. But while drawing down a tribulation to break through to the next minor realm, she was ambushed by orthodox sects. With nowhere left to turn, Qiu Muxue burned h
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I Guarded a Ruined Temple for Six Years Without Knowing I Was Cultivating Immortality 独守破庙六年,不知自己在修仙
Lu Tongfeng spent six years alone in a ruined temple without realizing he was cultivating immortality. Only when he turned sixteen, and Yun Fuyao, a fairy from the Yuntian Sect, descended from the sky, did he learn that his slovenly master, who had died six years earlier, had been the Supreme Elder of the Yuntian Sect, one of the great cultivation sects of the mortal world, and its strongest cultivator. When his slovenly master breathed his last six years ago, he left Lu Tongfeng four legacies:
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A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世,我的满级马甲藏不住了
[Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin
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- 216 EN Immortal Cultivation: This Is How the Unorthodox Do It 修仙:旁门左道就是这样的 [Classical-style cultivation] [No System] [Growth] [The clash between new and old cultivation methods] [The passage of time] [Some farming and management] [No level suppression] [Decisive and ruthless] [Fellow Daoist, rent a set of internal organs and a brain to help you cultivate!] [When you practice the Golden Core, you can dig up your ancestors and have them help you cultivate] [My family has a lineage stretching back ten thousand years, with the bones of a hundred thousand grandmaster martia 147.3kReads8.5Score12.9kShelves
- 217 The Martial World Got Weird Because of Me 这个江湖因我而变得奇怪 System: [100% chance of being caught barehanded when someone strikes with a blade] Protagonist: I have a sword that makes immortals kneel. System: [Cures all poisons. Condition: eat something foul.] Protagonist: Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill, with my secret blend of seasonings. At the northern border, an army of one hundred thousand barbarians invades. A swordsman climbs onto the city wall and swings his sword at the vast army. The hundred thousand soldiers kneel as if in awe of the gods. The 22.6kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves
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Saving Ye Dingzhi, the One Who Couldn't Let Go 救赎心中意难平之叶鼎之
On the day the Dashing Youth TV series ended, Shangguan Caihong cried until she nearly fainted. Ye Dingzhi’s fate was simply too heartbreaking! A spirited young man like him shouldn’t have ended up that way. He was kind, brave, loyal, and true. He never meant to hurt anyone; he only wanted a home. Was that so wrong? But he met only malice in return for his kindness, and was pushed step by step into becoming a demon. That was never what he wanted! If anyone is to blame, it’s the injustice of this
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Can't Keep Grinding? Go Crazy and Give Up! 卷不动了就发癫摆烂吧!
[Lighthearted Comedy + Reborn + Strong Female Lead + Everyone's Darling + Unhinged] Yu Yin worked herself to death in the cultivation world. When she opened her eyes again, she had become Jiang Wumian, a once-in-a-century genius. Feeling the talent-packed body she'd been given, Yu Yin understood: she'd died in her previous life because she worked too hard. In this life, she just wanted to lie flat. Secret manuals? Perfect for propping up a table leg! Cultivation? Better to sleep. Until the Demon
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- 220 EN The Apocalypse Is Coming? I’ll Arrive First! 末日降临?我先降临! [The print edition of I'm a Supplier of Survival Plans for the End Times is now available on major platforms] [Character growth · Multi-theme stages · Ensemble cast · Occasional brutal takedowns · No cookie-cutter plot · No mindless wish fulfillment] After facing repeated layoffs and betrayals, Su Jin was at the lowest point of his life when he was accidentally hired by a mysterious company. Countless worlds are on the brink of destruction. Only by saving their clients can the sparks of civiliza 411kReads9.2Score34.2kShelves
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Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后,我掌控宇宙
Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand
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Nobody Will Read This! 没有人会看!
I’m a Demon Pill, hehehe! I bet nobody’s going to read this. Hahahaha, hahahaha! The story is made up based on life experience, made up based on human history, and made up from real life. I just want to write a book. If anyone wants to read it, go ahead.
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This Sect Is a Little Strange, but My Wife Is Adorable 这个宗门有点怪,但我老婆超可爱
[Lighthearted comedy + one female lead + raising her from childhood + pure romance + daily life + a touch of ensemble cast] Chen Feng transmigrates into the cultivation world and gets bound to a gambling-addict System with an infuriatingly low drop rate. Luckily, he has one other skill: cooking so good it’s reached the pinnacle. He plans to live out his days as a lazy fish, until a mysterious old man appears. “You want me to help raise your daughter?” The old man holds up three fingers. “Food, l
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- 224 Kill Enemies, Gain Cultivation: Who Needs to Meditate? 杀敌同步修为,这谁还修炼啊 [Not invincible] [Fast-paced] [No bottleneck suppression] [So satisfying] At the end of the dynasty, demons and monsters ran rampant. Wang Chuan awakened his memories and activated the Sin Value System. Killing enemies earned Sin Value and instantly raised him to their cultivation level! Any martial art could be mastered in a flash by spending Sin Value! From then on, Wang Chuan vowed to stand against sin until his dying breath! A once-in-a-century genius? Kill him and break through. An invincib 5.3kReads8.4Score403Shelves
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The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记
[Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path.
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- 226 EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 336kReads9.7Score45.7kShelves
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What Are You Doing in the Cultivation World? Trying to Be Funny?! 你来修仙界干什么?搞笑吗!?
This is without a doubt the most relaxing, addictive, and ridiculous cultivation novel you’ll read this year. While everyone else cultivates through grueling practice, Liuchuan cultivates by imagining things. A fireball spell? He pictures it in his mind, and out it comes. A spiritual-energy vacuum? One incense stick’s worth of sucking up gets him a month’s worth of someone else’s energy. He does it while lying down, suffering and enjoying himself at the same time. Later, he gets his hands on a d
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Godcrafted: Cultivating Through Physics? I Made the Villain Weep 神创:物理修仙?反派被我滋哭了
“Whoosh!” Beichen's figure vanished from the giant wolf's back. The next instant, he appeared hundreds of meters away, yet his hand still clutched the steel cable looped around the wolf's neck! The moment Beichen teleported, the high-strength cable was forcibly stretched across hundreds of meters. The terrifying kinetic energy produced by the teleportation, combined with the tremendous stress of the cable being instantly stretched to its limit, created a bizarre miracle of physics. “Awooo?!
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On Becoming a Scum Villain 关于穿成人渣反派的那件事
Liu Wang is an ordinary college student whose graduation was delayed because of physics. He transmigrates into a brainless, feel-good cultivation novel, becoming a scum villain with the same name. As the usual plot goes, years later, the powerful male lead will cut him to pieces. Yep, he'll be dead for good. However, that's not Liu Wang's most urgent problem right now. His mental state was already precarious, and now the System wants him to win over the male lead!!! Both leads are devoted to ea
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Spring Returns to the Branches of a Sick Tree 病树枝头又逢春
[Print edition now available] Sang Nian accidentally climbs into the world of cultivation and becomes the vicious supporting female character who meets a tragic end in the book. System: Your mission is to marry the male supporting character, Xie Chenzhou, abuse him, humiliate him, and then get killed by him. Sang Nian: OK (brandishes little whip) (hits herself) (collapses with a thud) System: (silence) (stares at the sky) System: Mission changed. Win him over, or go mine coal. Sang Nian: (smiles
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A Cute Baby Appears, and Turns Out to Be My Long-Lost Wife 萌娃天降,竟是失散结发妻
[Book of Heaven Universe · Myriad Realms · Main Story] #Wuxia #FantasyWuxia #ChaoticTimes #Transmigrate #GapMoe #HilariousChildrearing #PowerCouple #MightyFiguresTurnedChildren #DefyFate Help! Does anyone get me, guys? Si Kongheng was once a prestigious clan’s shining young heir. He opened his eyes and found fate forcing him into a survival challenge in a chaotic age. As if transmigrating into another body weren’t enough, he’s also been poisoned with a deadly cold toxin. The spirited young man h
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I’m an Honest Man. You Want Me to Cultivate Immortality? 我一个老实人,你让我修仙?
The story of an honest man who transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, fights the forces that seek to destroy it, and works tirelessly to rebuild it until he becomes invincible. Hao Youtian transmigrates to the Dongyang Continent, a world of immortal cultivation, and activates the Honest Man System. Hoping to live a peaceful, steady life as a cultivator, Hao Youtian embarks on a journey full of unexpected encounters. Thus begins his honest, easygoing, and hilarious cultivation adventur
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The Wicked Junior Sister Won't Reform, So She Wreaks Havoc on Everyone in the Sect 恶毒师妹不洗白在宗门创死所有人
[Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo
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The Whole Sect Is Crazy, and It's All Thanks to Our Little Junior Sister 满门癫佬,全靠小师妹带飞
[Ensemble cast + absurd comedy + outrageous antics + everyone’s favorite] After Li Li worked herself to death, she transmigrated into a cultivation novel and became a cannon-fodder female supporting character. Her only purpose was to be a stepping stone for the heroine. If the heroine wanted a spirit sword, she took Li Li’s. If she wanted resources, she took Li Li’s. She even stole Li Li’s own father. Li Li packed up and fled down the mountain that very night, only to be picked up halfway by a c
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The Whole Universe Lies Flat, While I Become the Creator God in My Sleep 全宇宙躺平,我靠睡觉修成创世神
[Anti-Grind Cultivation + All Things Dote on Their Favorite + Hilarious, Wild Imagination + Layers Upon Layers of Hidden Origins] Others cultivate: study and train hard, slay demons, and fight tooth and nail for every opportunity. Su Nuo cultivates: sleep, daydream, snack, and watch shows. The whole sect thinks she’s a good-for-nothing, until she gains three hundred years of spiritual power from a nap and makes an entire mountain burst into bloom with a yawn. The elders go mad, her fellow disc
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- 236 Master, You Shouldn’t! Why Are You Getting Closer? 师尊不可以,您怎么越靠越近? A bunch of chosen ones have you so spooked that you won't even dare set foot in your own sect? To ensure our sect lasts for all eternity, we have a duty to act! My junior sister doesn't dare break off the engagement? I'll do it! My junior brother doesn't dare kill the demon? I'll kill it! My senior sister doesn't dare take in the monster? I'll take it in! My senior brother doesn't dare provoke that person? I'll provoke them! Let me make this clear: if my fellow disciples can handle it, I'll hand 1.2kReads8.1Score104Shelves
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Immortal King, Please Hurry Back! 仙王,求求您快回去吧
To better temper himself in the mortal world, a generation's Immortal King entered a world in the Age of Declining Magic. Little did he know that once he went, he would never want to return. "Immortal King, have you had your fun? If you have, hurry back! The Immortal Realm can't do without you!" "No way. There are no short videos or games in the Immortal Realm. I've spent billions of years there. I've had enough!" "I want to see for myself what this world has that's worth staying for!" From then
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He's This Shameless? And He Calls Himself a Cultivator? 他这么贱,真是修仙之人?
[Lighthearted Cultivation] [Ensemble Cast] [Steady Pacing] [If you mind joining the sect only to shovel manure, proceed with caution] The Daode Sect opened its doors to new disciples, and Xu Ye drew widespread attention with his innate sword spirit root. Unexpectedly, both sworn brothers who had traveled with him also possessed innate sword spirit roots. The Daode Sect rejoiced, convinced its future was bright. But after the three entered the sect, it was thrown into chaos, and peace was a thing
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I Have Creative Mode, So Who Cares What Realm You're In? 我创造模式,管你什么境界
Li Hao never imagined that quietly switching on Creative Mode while playing a game could get him struck by lightning. After he transmigrated, he found himself in the classic broken-engagement setup from the start. He was all set to go out and yell, “Never look down on a poor young man!” But his cheat arrived so quickly, and it was none other than the thoughtful Creative Mode! Infinite power! Immortality! Unlimited duplication! With the divine might of Creative Mode behind me, even the gods can't
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A Proud, Sharp-Tongued, Arrogant Male Side Character? This Cannon Fodder Will Gladly Take Him 傲娇毒舌臭屁男配?本炮灰笑纳了
Transmigrate into a book as cannon fodder | Fake death | Xianxia ensemble cast | The regretful chase | Lighthearted comedy | Shameless, down-to-earth heroine × sharp-tongued, haughty hero Wen Shao transmigrates into a book, becoming cannon fodder in a xianxia novel who doesn't survive past chapter three. To avoid an early exit, Wen Shao sets herself one ultimate goal: Stay alive! Stick close to the main cast! From then on, the immortal sect has a mysterious new bootlicker. To get under the prote
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Ten Years Left to Live, Yet I Still Draw My Sword for Shu Mountain 命剩十年,我仍为蜀山拔剑
The sword cultivators of Mount Shu wield their blades to defend the world. Kunlun, the Celestial Masters, the Puppet Path, and other sects each display their gifts, together ushering in a glorious age of immortal cultivation. Yet beneath this golden age, dark currents surge. The Nether Abyss Palace lies in wait, plotting rebellion. The Nether Clan watches humanity from the Boundless Sea, while fierce and cunning monsters and demons wreak havoc across the land. Schisms within the Daoist sects, ri
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I Practiced a Female Cultivator's Secret Manual by Mistake, and Became Invincible 错练女修秘典,我无敌了
[Gender Swap] [Cultivation] [Transmigration] [Comedy] [Revenge] [Wild Imagination] [Invincible] If it makes you stronger, what's wrong with changing your sex? Transmigrated to another world, Lin Mujin wants only to stay alive. After falling into the ruins of a sect from the Upper Realm, he meets the strongest mentor and faces his greatest challenge yet. To take revenge, the Saintess puts him through hellish training. To survive, Lin Mujin is willing to do whatever it takes. This is an utterly ir
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Beijing Drifter Xiuxiu 北漂修修
I’m Wu Qi, an utterly ordinary poor kid. After graduating from high school, I ended up in Yanbei at a third-rate diploma mill where you could earn a degree through self-study exams. Then, in one night, I unexpectedly inherited a legacy, completed the Foundation Establishment stage, and reached the Golden Core stage in a month... From then on, I cultivated my mind, character, and practice in the mortal world... I started working part-time in Yanbei, selling things at street stalls, looking for jo
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Cultivation Ushers in an Era of Magical Showdowns 修仙开启魔法对轰时代
The Heavenly Emperor, who shook the Three Realms ten thousand years ago, is reborn in the body of a pure-hearted young male cultivator. The moment he opens his eyes, his Dao companion nearly drains his cultivation and throws him out with nothing. Even more outrageous, the cultivation world has become unrecognizable. Stinking male cultivators, “Black lives matter,” a demon protection association, awakened fairies... The rules of the ancient immortal path have all but vanished. The Heavenly Dao is
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A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命?我拥有不死之身
Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu
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- 246 Entry: A Ten-Thousandfold Talent from the Start, and You Want to Break Off the Engagement? 词条:开局万倍天赋,你要退婚? [The rating has just come out and will rise + fantasy + multiple female leads + traits + decisive violence + absolutely invincible + pure wish fulfillment + not mindless] Qin Cangye transmigrated to a fantasy world and awakened the Super Trait System! A wife who broke off their engagement, a ruthless younger brother, a heartless father, and a wicked stepmother. A disastrous start? Oh, right, my cheat is here! [Ding! Your golden finger has arrived.] [Congratulations, Host. You have obtained the S 194.5kReads8.0Score23.1kShelves
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Cultivate the Wildest Immortal Arts, Be the Most Exhausted Mom 修最野的仙,当最累的妈
[Irreverent cultivation + ensemble cast + invincible hero + long-suffering caretaker + silly daily life + fiercely protective + the all-round senior brother's quest to support his family] Li Guanghe is the famous caretaker of Xuantian Sect. Other people cultivate by meditating in seclusion, exploring secret realms, and taking revenge to their hearts' content. As for him, he has to look after his junior brothers, earn merit, settle disputes, teach skills, stop them from tearing the place apart...
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A Monk of Your Rank Has No Right to Seek the Scriptures Yet 你这个级别的僧人,还没权利取经
[Officialdom and Journey to the West + cultivation through construction work + In the Name of the People (Immortal Edition) + wild imagination] I transmigrated to the cultivation world. After ascending, I became a grunt in the Heavenly Court's Infrastructure Department. After three thousand years, I finally worked my way up to project manager, in charge of the South Heavenly Gate expansion project. The day before the final inspection, I was stuffing “local specialties” into an envelope. A constr
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- 249 Who Taught Him to Get Positive Energy Like That? 谁教他这样获取正能量的? [Quirky + Cheeky and Adorable + Comedy + Everyday Life + Travel Between Two Worlds + Spiritual Qi Revival] It's only been a hundred years since spiritual qi first revived, and while everyone else is still in beginner mode, Chu Sheng can already travel freely to the primeval wilderness. He gets to eat top-tier natural treasures, pick up all kinds of primordial magical artifacts, and even has spirit pets who have cultivated for ten thousand years kneeling and begging him to provide food and lodgin 22.4kReads8.7Score2.4kShelves
- 250 My Butt Ran Away from Home 我的屁股离家出走了 This story personifies all kinds of things. It tells the tale of the love and hate between the protagonist and their sphincter: the sphincter leaves, and the protagonist searches desperately for it. Please be warned that the first few chapters may cause physical discomfort. 305Reads—Score129Shelves

















































