Everything That Doesn't Kill Me Keeps Beating Me Up

Name: Everything That Doesn't Kill Me Keeps Beating Me Up
Author: A Wild Tangerine

那些打不死我的，一直在打我

by A Wild Tangerine (一个野桔)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 326k Words
Genre: Fantastical Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 3d ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Can I Get a Refund If Transmigration Is a Terrible Experience?] [Protagonist Auras at Wholesale Prices] [Me and My Misfortune of a System] [No Romance] [Plot Comes First] Gu Changan had just finished stockpiling supplies to lie low through the apocalypse when System 111, the “World Protagonist Experience System,” bound him and sent him to the cultivation realm of “Wanxiangyu.” He thought transmigrating as the protagonist of a cultivation world meant an easy win. Instead, System No. 111 handed him a “Protagonist Experience Package”: a massacre of his entire family from the start, enemies lining up to deliver “surprises,” sword flight (getting jumped edition), cliff bungee jumping (no-rope edition), and magma baths (strangled edition)... The whole thing was basically a “guaranteed death” service. Others transmigrated with a golden finger. Gu Changan had to tough it out with a “protagonist aura,” and every time he teetered on the brink of death, the System forcibly kept him alive. Yi Ci, the founding patriarch of the top sect, furrowed his brow. “How is this guy even better than me at making enemies?” Clutching the System, Gu Changan wailed, “Where’s the overpowered protagonist script I was promised? Why are these all high-risk dungeons!” The System calmly turned the page. “Friendly reminder: your enemies are working overtime to update their assassination plans.” After he and Yi Ci finally got on the same wavelength, Gu Changan stared at the memories of the original owner, whose character setup overlapped with his own, and fell into deep thought. So this protagonist aura is secondhand? Yi Ci picked up Gu Changan, who was barely clinging to life. “Stop howling. Your ‘surprise’ package has arrived.” (Disclaimer: The people on the cover are character-design templates and should not be assigned any traits. Please do not associate them with characters from any novel.)

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Well, I've read Chapters 7 and 80, and overall it's pretty good, but I feel a bit, um, Yi Ci feels a bit flat (personal opinion) because most of his descriptions are relatively light, and sometimes it's a bit ups and downs when Chang'an is in danger. Although the description is too broad and will be OOC, I just feel that it is too light. And almost all the characters in the early stage have disappeared, which is a bit regretful. Chang'an is still a good little sun, and it's still a bit bitter. Anyway, cheers for you [sending my heart][sending my heart][sending my heart] (ps: So is this no cp or two male protagonists?) Changed the rating
8 likes1mo ago
It's very funny and very fun to watch! The characters of the main and supporting characters are also very distinct. It can be regarded as a micro-group portrait. [Thinking] The plot is currently a bit brain-burning. It should be much better after watching it. I feel that there is a story😋😋 This Yi Ci is also very cute. 31 Is so cute, Liu Jiangming and Gu Zhixun are so cute, and Chang'an is also cute. Yi Ci and Changan are delicious! When I first watched it, I thought Yi Ci would be very cold, but turned out to be a nice person😋No cp, I fell in love with you! But the label contains abuse articles, so I'm a little nervous, I hope everyone can be happy😭The boss's writing is very good, but the traffic is bleak, why is the foreign persimmon like this😡😡I will make a review after I finish it😋Looking forward to the ending and the second book of the boss, so far away hh Now that the chase is over, let's say goodbye to 99. The interaction between the two of them is super cute. The characters of the different supporting characters are also very distinct and do not follow any template. For example, the eldest son of the Xu family is not said to be the same as other followers who appear, but is a bit greedy for life and afraid of death. All in all, very good product! 😋😋After reading it, I really understand the plot of the story a lot. I will wait for the update. This book is very good. I hope it gets better and better! I will seriously follow the boss of Juju ٩(๛ ˘ ³˘)۶♥
8 likes2mo ago
I dug up another treasure book. The plot and setting are very novel, and Gu Changan is really cute and astringent, especially the part where he is always damaged in battles, which is pitiful and astringent. The interaction between Xuan Heqiong and Chang An is very tense and feels very exciting (although there are only a few pictures). I don't know if it will appear again in the follow-up. Yi Ci Nian is full of emotions and the devil protects him. It is also very annoying. I hope more people can see the author's works. The author must continue to write! ! !
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