[Western Crossover] Dating Simulator

[Dating Simulator: An Unparalleled Romantic Experience!]

Adele presses [Start Simulation].

One:

[At sixteen, you joined the Teen Titans.]

[With your striking long red hair and your first appearance taking place at the beach, people affectionately nicknamed you “Ariel.”]

[You caused a huge stir online. People began shipping “Wonder Girl” with you and “Aqualad,” and called the three of you the Face Card Trio.]

[“Robin” tries to ask you out.]

[You share a few blush-worthy secrets with “Wonder Girl.”]

[“Robin” tries to ask you out.]

[You share a few blush-worthy secrets with “Aqualad.”]

[“Robin” tries to ask you out.]

[During a mission, the onlookers get into a huge fight. Some ship “Aqualad” with “Wonder Girl,” some ship “Aqualad” with you, and others ship “Wonder Girl” with you. A massive battle is about to break out.]

[To put an end to the fighting, you think hard and say, “Actually, the three of us are all friends!”]

[“The Sandwich Wins!!!” trends online.]

[“Robin Delivers Important Speech on His Teammate’s Love Life: ‘Ariel is cute, I can see why… I mean, her red hair really is beautiful, don’t you think?’ Is He Publicly Supporting His Teammate’s Romance?!” hits the headlines.]

[In short, you have a girlfriend.]

[And a boyfriend.]

Adele: “?”

This can’t be right. Start over!

Two:

[At sixteen, you choose to become a Gotham vigilante.]

[You encounter an emergency and fight side by side with “Batgirl.”]

[“The Dark Knight” watches you.]

[You meet “Batgirl” again, and the two of you become partners.]

[The citizens call you the “Miracle Twins.”]

[“The Dark Knight” watches you.]

[You and “Batgirl” go on a mission together and run into “Robin.”]

[“Robin” tries to ask you out.]

[You ask “Robin,” “Who are you?”]

[“Batgirl” answers, “He’s ‘The Dark Knight’s’ sidekick. Great, I bet that guy is nearby, right?”]

[“Robin” asks, “…Why are you acting like you’ve never met me? Did you not notice me last time? Really? We fought side by side! Hi!! We fought side by side at the masquerade ball!!!]

[“The Dark Knight” watches you.]

[“Robin” tries to ask you out.]

[“Robin” tries to ask you out.]

[“Robin” tries to ask you out.]

…

[In short, you have a girlfriend.]

[And a boyfriend.]

Adele: “??”

This can’t be right. Start over!

Three:

[At sixteen, you choose to become a Gotham vigilante.]

[You meet a young assassin dressed like an owl. He says his codename is “Talon.”]

[You cross paths with “The Dark Knight.”]

[“Robin” tries to ask you out.]

[You ask, “Dude, is the simulator using ‘Robin’ as punctuation?”]

[You say yes to the punctuation mark, no, you say yes to “Robin.”]

[You and “Robin” start dating.]

[During a night-training date, “Robin” has to leave, and you reunite with “Talon.”]

[“Talon” is injured.]

[You take him home and treat his wounds. As you watch him remove his mask, you’re astonished to discover that he’s “Richard Grayson”!]

[Good grief, are the Wayne kids out robbing people to make a living now?!]

[You go on a date with “Robin.”]

[“Robin” has to leave.]

[“Robin” comes back, and while you’re chatting happily, he runs his hand through your red hair and murmurs, “Your red hair is beautiful, like flowing rubies. I think you might like this ruby necklace.”]

[But not long ago, “Robin” said exactly the same thing and gave you a ruby bracelet.]

[Could it be…]

[Are all his sweet nothings just a practiced routine?!]

[You go on a date with “Robin.”]

[“Robin” keeps leaving halfway through, then coming back a few minutes later. He can never pick up where you left off, as if he’s become a different person.]

[You’re unhappy.]

[You break up with “Robin.”]

[“Robin” wins you back.]

[You fall in love again.]

[You meet “Nightwing.”]

[“Nightwing” tries to ask you out.]

[You smile at “Nightwing” and tell him, “I have a boyfriend. It’s ‘Robin.’ I just went on a date with him yesterday.”]

[“What?” “Nightwing” can’t help smiling too. “Your boyfriend is ‘Robin’? That’s great… Wait!”]

[He looks horrified. “You went on a date with ‘Robin’ yesterday?!”]

…

[In short, you have a boyfriend.]

[And another boyfriend.]

Adele: “???”

Start over!!!

Simulation Number N:

[You meet “Robin.”]

[To your shock, “Robin” doesn’t try to ask you out!]

[After thinking for a moment, you joke with him, “I have amnesia. All I remember is that my boyfriend is ‘Robin.’”]

[In this playthrough, you never dated “Robin,” but he looks at your red hair and falls into a strange silence… He believes you!]

[Oddly enough, after breaking into a cold sweat, his first reaction is to contact “Nightwing.”]

[“Nightwing” is off-world.]

[You get together with “Superboy.”]

[When “Superboy” tells “Robin,” “Robin” says, “Congratulations.”]

[You get together with “Robin.”]

[“Robin” tells “Superboy,” “Congratulations to me.”]

Adele: “…”

This simulator of yours… is so ridiculous!

* Give me some sandwich shipping

* I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend, and the list of love interests is undecided, but I’m definitely going for the whole Bat-family

* An out-of-character romance romp

* “Robin,” “Nightwing,” and “Talon” in playthroughs 1, 2, and 3 are Dick. “Robin” in playthrough N is Tim

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