[Western Crossover] The Superhero Butt Collector

Originally titled "My Boyfriend's Jim and Juan." Click to see Nightwing frantically doing squats to keep his girlfriend, and working on his butt (not really). Updates follow the rankings for one week during Lunar New Year, but the schedule is unpredictable. Anti-piracy ratio: 50%|24. Thanks for supporting the official release, mwah! * Charlie Winchester's tastes were obvious from the moment she was born. The first moment she was conscious, her little hand boldly slapped her beloved daddy's firm, shapely butt. Soft, firm, and springy: a shapely butt is a treasure of humanity! Unfortunately, Daddy strictly forbade her from casually playing with his butt cheeks. From that day on, Charlie swore to God-bro that she'd get her hands on the finest butt in the entire universe. A "soul mate" should be sexy and beautiful, with an especially shapely butt! Find yourself a nice butt in secret and leave his whole family stunned. * Charlie's Butt Encyclopedia: Captured a Bluebird butt: springiness 10, skin texture 9, strength 10, firmness 10, curvature 10, movement 9, feel 10, experience 9, ranked third in the encyclopedia. Review: Apart from the Axx curve, no one can rival it. It has the potential to take second place. Big Bluebird:?! What, Jim and Juan are only third?! Captured a Bat butt: springiness 5, skin texture 8, strength 10, firmness 10, curvature 9, movement 7, feel 5, experience 6, ranked fifteenth in the encyclopedia. Review: Too hard. Batman: ...It's the Batsuit that's hard, not Brucey Baby. Captured a Big Red butt: springiness 7, skin texture 7, strength 9, firmness 10, curvature 8, movement 7, feel 7, experience 7, ranked tenth in the encyclopedia. Review: His chest is worth far more than his butt. Big Redbird: Apart from that Dickhead, nobody cares about this ranking! (Sneaks in another set of squats.) Captured a Superman butt: springiness 0, skin texture ?, strength ?, firmness 10, curvature 10, movement 5, feel 5, experience 5, ranked twentieth in the encyclopedia. Review: Is your butt made of steel? Superman: Have I somehow gotten caught up in some weird ranking? Charlie is determined to try every great butt in this world. Bluebird collapses: Whimper... Isn't having Jim and Juan enough?! * One day in the future, when identity shenanigans come into play... Dick: Which do you like better, me or Nightwing? Charlie: I'm an angel, you know. Can't you both be my wings? Dick: QAQ Bonus skit: Batman: We can't judge life and death. Charlie (baring her teeth): Stay out of angel business! Also known as "A Guide to DC's Supernatural Creatures." A crossover with Supernatural and DC, primarily DC. (The table of contents links directly to the guide in the chapters.) The heroine is Dean and Castiel's daughter (no preference for who tops; I'm very much into everything). A DC daughter in the DC universe. Don't ask how she was born. It was Jack's blessing. Why shouldn't angels be able to make a child! You don't need to have read Supernatural to enjoy this. The heroine is half-human and half-angel, and her outrageous antics are endless. A sweet little treat. As long as the heroine can speak, her boyfriend won't have family problems. My take on Nightwing and DC. The timeline is a mess. Warning: full of stereotypical OOC characterization. I guess the update speed depends on the comments and stats. I need some encouragement to keep me going! Written on a whim. I'm terrible at blurbs. Theme: Love has no limits