[Genshin Impact] Cosplaying Yingxing from the Start and Crashing into Rex Lapis

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He was cosplaying Yingxing when he transmigrated, not into Honkai: Star Rail, but into neighboring Teyvat, still in the midst of the Archon War. And then... he crashed right into the noble Rex Lapis.

Not only that, he took a fancy to the beautiful dragon horns on the other's forehead and insisted on touching them.

Offending the local god right from the start. His life was in danger.

If only he'd drawn his blade sooner. To stay alive, he would even accept getting hooked on Moyu Shuang!

Still, although his start was apocalyptic, Yingxing wasn't actually in much of a hurry. After all, he had a cheat! But could someone tell him why his cheat was called [Yingxing Simulator]?

Why did he have to simulate himself?

Never mind, that wasn't important. He'd try one of the simulation plans first. He thought this [Yingxing: Erudition Emanator] looked pretty good.

The future master craftsman of Liyue would show them what Xianzhou technology could do.

Hah, it's only the Abyss. If you can't beat them, can't you at least outrun them?

How about getting to know Xianzhou: Teyvat edition?

Yingxing traded a short-lived species' entire life for the happy ending he wanted. But it wasn't as if he had no regrets when he died.

First, he regretted not making Morax say, 'Yingxing and I are the best friends in the world.' Second, he was troubled that he hadn't managed to reject his friend Zhongli's sudden change of heart in time.

He was still thinking about those two things even after he came back to life.

Perhaps it was a side effect of resurrection. Not only did he once again crash into Rex Lapis in front of everyone, he even pointed at the Geo Archon and called him Dan Heng.

"Hahahahaha, Dan Heng, you have nowhere to run!"

"The Lord of Geo has been assassinated! Seal off the area!"

With the self-proclaimed best friend in the world underfoot, Yingxing fell into deep thought. What was he supposed to do after coming back to life and killing his stubborn best friend with his mouth?

Asking online. It's pretty urgent.

Watching the Millelith close in, Yingxing had only one thought.

He'd never run his mouth again. Moyu Shuang really was dangerous!

Coming soon: "I Was Cosplaying Caelus When Neuvillette Found Me"

Your twin sister dragged you into cosplaying the Trailblazer siblings, and you both transmigrated. But why was the white-haired Hydro Dragon giving you CPR?

○ You haven't even played this game!

You transmigrated with only a phone. Meanwhile, your older sister was battling the Doomsday Beast at the Herta Space Station, and you had already decisively latched onto the white-haired Hydro Dragon King's coattails.

But before you could enjoy the good life, this very Hydro Dragon King personally sent you to jail.

Damn you, Neuvillette! You just like rummaging through trash cans. Why send an adorable little raccoon to jail, Wait, there's a trash can in jail too? Then you're definitely staying here.

Nobody's allowed to fight you for it!

The first time the Chief Justice personally sent Caelus to the Fortress of Meropide, Fontaine was hit by an exceptionally rare torrential downpour.

Back then, Neuvillette didn't understand your hobby, but he still felt sad about sentencing you.

By the second time, the third time... the countless time, Neuvillette still didn't understand, but he had learned to respect it.

When you were about to be taken to court for rummaging through trash cans too many times, he would find you and say:

Neuvillette: Caelus, stop.

Caelus: (keeps rummaging)

Neuvillette: ...I'll take you home to rummage.

Nobody knows why you're obsessed with trash cans, but the strange thing is that you always manage to dig up all kinds of wondrous objects or... people who can resolve a crisis.

When you brought Dan Heng home after digging him out of a trash can, you got a Hydro Dragon versus Hydro Dragon love triangle. Faced with Neuvillette's wounded gaze and the sudden downpour outside, you made an excuse.

Caelus: He's my big sister's boyfriend!

Later, when you dug Jing Yuan/Blade/Sunday/Bai'e out of trash cans, you made excuses with practiced ease.

Caelus: Uh, these are my big sister's boyfriends number two, three, four, and five. There'll also be girlfriends number one through five later.

Neuvillette: Boyfriends are one thing, but why would there be... girlfriends? (Cosmic cat face)

Before meeting the family, Neuvillette agonized over whether he should charge your sister with the crime of polygamy. Then the Heavenly Principles awoke, and, in front of the Seven Archons and Neuvillette, you fished Caelus: gender-swapped version, Trailblaze Aeon, Stelle out of a trash can.

Caelus: Sis! Drive the car into that guy called the Heavenly Principles!

Stelle: Copy that! Buckle up. Astral Express, full speed ahead!

Everyone: ?????

In the end, Stelle was taken to court for not having a Teyvat driver's license.

Stelle: Hey, bro, is this right? What happened to having connections?

Caelus: Totally! This happens all the time. I'll come serve time with you!

Stelle: ...This happens all the time? (Looks up at her soon-to-be brother-in-law)

Neuvillette, staring daggers at his lover and her sister in the courtroom: …

It's not like that. I can explain.

(The torrential rain keeps pouring outside.)

[Please Read Before Starting]

1. This is an unconventional pairing, with foreshadowing. The eyes not being purple is itself a clue. The story starts a little slowly, but the pace will pick up, and Honkai: Star Rail characters will appear later.

2. Although this is Yingxing, he's the younger version at first.

3. All character portrayals reflect the author's personal interpretation. Everyone sees characters differently, so some OOC is inevitable. Please understand.

4. Some settings have been adjusted slightly.

Theme: Isn't it perfectly natural for a craftsman to like dragons?