【The main story is complete. Come give it a try~】Also check out my friends’ upcoming books: Cosplaying Sakamoto in Haikyuu!! and My Days of Slaying Demons in the Ming Dynasty.
He cosplayed Yingxing and transmigrated, but not into Honkai: Star Rail. Instead, he ended up in Teyvat during the Archon War, where... he crashed into the exalted Rex Lapis.
What’s more, he took a liking to the beautiful dragon horns on the man’s forehead and wouldn’t stop touching and asking for them.
Offending a local god right from the start. His life is in danger.
If only he’d drawn his blade sooner. To stay alive, he’d rather get some spicy konjac jelly!
But even with such a disastrous start, Yingxing isn’t particularly worried. After all, he has a cheat! The only question is, why is his cheat called the [Yingxing Simulator]?
Why would he need to simulate himself?
Whatever. That’s not important. He’ll just try one of the simulation plans first. This [Yingxing: Erudition Emanator] looks pretty good.
He, the future master craftsman of Liyue, will show them what Xianzhou technology can do.
Hah, the Abyss is nothing. Even if he can’t beat it, he can still run away, right?
How about a little Xianzhou-Teyvat crossover?
Yingxing traded a short-lived species’ lifetime for the happy ending he wanted. But it wouldn’t be true to say he died without regrets.
First, he regretted never getting Morax to say, “Zhongli and Yingxing are the best friends in the world.” Second, he was troubled that he hadn’t promptly rejected his friend Zhongli’s sudden change of heart toward him.
Even after being resurrected, he was still thinking about those two things.
Perhaps as a side effect of his resurrection, he not only crashed into Rex Lapis in public again, but even pointed at the Geo Archon and called him Dan Heng: Imbibitor Lunae.
“Ha ha ha ha! Imbibitor Lunae, there’s nowhere left to run!”
“The Geo Archon has been assassinated! Seal off the area!”
With his feet planted on the man who was supposedly his best friend in the world, Yingxing falls into deep thought: what do you do when you come back to life and kill your stubborn best friend with your big mouth?
Asking online. It’s pretty urgent.
Looking at the Millelith closing in around him, Yingxing has only one thought.
He’ll never run his mouth again. That spicy konjac jelly really is dangerous!
Upcoming book: I Cosplayed the Trailblazer and Neuvillette Found Me
Your twin sister dragged you into cosplaying the Trailblazer siblings, and you transmigrated. But why is the Hydro Dragon who gives you CPR a white-haired man?
○ You’ve never even played this game!
You only transmigrated with a phone. Your sister is still fighting the Doomsday Beast at the Herta Space Station, while you’ve already latched onto the white-haired Hydro Dragon King without hesitation.
But before you can enjoy the good life, the Hydro Dragon King himself sends you to jail.
Damn you, Neuvillette! You just like rummaging through trash cans. Why send an adorable little raccoon to jail, wait, there seem to be trash cans in jail too. In that case, you’re definitely going to jail.
Nobody’s allowed to take your place!
When the Chief Justice personally sends the Trailblazer to the Fortress of Meropide for the first time, an extremely rare torrential downpour hits Fontaine.
At the time, Neuvillette doesn’t understand your hobby, but he still feels bad about putting you on trial.
By the second, third... and countless subsequent times, Neuvillette still doesn’t understand, but he’s learned to respect it.
When you’re about to be put on trial for rummaging through trash cans too many times, he finds you and says:
Neuvillette: Trailblazer, stop.
Trailblazer: (Keeps rummaging.)
Neuvillette: ...I’ll take you home so you can rummage there.
No one knows why you’re obsessed with trash cans, but the strange thing is that every time, you pull out some wondrous item or... person who can solve a crisis.
When you bring home Dan Heng, whom you found by rummaging through a trash can, you get a Hydro Dragon-on-Hydro Dragon love triangle. Faced with Neuvillette’s wounded gaze and the sudden downpour outside, you make excuses.
Trailblazer: He’s my big sister’s boyfriend!
When you later rummage up Jing Yuan/Blade/Sunday/Phainon, you make your excuses with practiced ease.
Trailblazer: Uh, they’re my big sister’s boyfriends number two, three, four, and five. There’ll be girlfriends number one through five too.
Neuvillette: I can accept boyfriends, but why would there also be... girlfriends? (Cosmic cat meme face)
Before the meeting with the family, Neuvillette agonizes over whether to charge your sister with “polygamy,” until “Heavenly Principles” awakens. In front of all Seven Archons and Neuvillette, you rummage out the Trailblazer: female version, Aeon of Trailblaze, Stelle.
Trailblazer: Sis! Run over that “Heavenly Principles” guy!
Stelle: Got it! Buckle up, Astral Express, full speed ahead!
Everyone: ??????
In the end, Stelle is taken to court for not having a local Teyvat driver’s license.
Stelle: Hey, little bro, is this right? Weren’t we supposed to get special treatment?
Trailblazer: It’s fine, it happens all the time. I’ll go to jail with you!
Stelle: ...It happens all the time? (Looks up at her soon-to-be brother-in-law.)
Neuvillette, exchanging a long stare with his lover’s sister in the courtroom: …
It’s not like that. He can explain.
(The torrential rain keeps pouring outside.)
【Please read before starting】
1. An unconventional crack pairing, with foreshadowing. The eyes being something other than purple is foreshadowing. The story starts a little slowly, but the pace will pick up, and characters from Honkai: Star Rail will appear later.
2. He is Yingxing, but a younger version at first.
3. All character portrayals reflect the author’s personal views. Everyone sees the characters differently, so OOC is inevitable. Please understand.
4. Some details have been adjusted.
Theme: It’s only natural for a craftsman to like dragons, right?
I was going to die laughing, I slapped him in the face quickly hahahaha [cai dog] [cai dog]
Didn't you just sign the marriage contract? [CaiGou] Iwagami, your partner seems to be hard [CaiGou]
[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl
Teacher, why did you cosplay? Shut up or say no?
Damn it~it's stuck here
No, I'm not full yet, madam [hug your thigh][hug your thigh][hug your thigh][hug your thigh]
It's too much to stop here. I'll be heart-wrenching later.
No, ah, ah, it's too much to stop here [picking your head] Write more [hugging your thighs]
Hhhhh Sumeru, those few echoes [bad laugh][bad laugh][bad laugh]
Teacher, do you dare to scare me to death with double updates [dog head holding rose in mouth]