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[The cultivation arc and Heavenly Court arc have ended. The farming arc is about to begin.]
Please add my upcoming novel, "The Eunuch Who Runs Errands in the Imperial Kitchen," to your collection: food + supernatural + eunuch shou
What is the most miserable thing in the world?
Probably transmigrating into a birdman.
What's worse than becoming a birdman?
Probably becoming a monster from Journey to the West.
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Jin Shanshan wakes up one day as the Golden-Winged Great Peng from Journey to the West.
His mother is the first phoenix created at the beginning of the world, and his older brother is the Peacock Wisdom King, Buddha Mother.
But all he can do is laze around in Lion Camel Ridge, picking his feet and waiting for Tang Sanzang to pass by on his Journey to the West.
In the first hundred years, the Monkey King he has been longing to see never comes.
In the second hundred years, he feels hunger stirring in his blood.
In the third hundred years, he holds back the bone-deep desire to devour everything under heaven.
In the fourth hundred years, he holds back... He can't hold back anymore!
He's so damn hungry, sob!
In the fifth hundred years, Tang Sanzang passes by Lion Camel Ridge with his four disciples.
They have heard that Lion Camel Ridge is home to the Phoenix's son, a cruel monster who devoured an entire city, leaving no one alive for eight hundred miles.
But when they arrive at the foot of the mountain...
Why is this place full of people and monsters living together in peace and harmony?!
Jin Shanshan: #_# Sorry. I was so hungry, I accidentally started a farm.
Reading Guide:
1. CP is the Monkey King. Danmei, a mutual raising-and-growing-up relationship. They both grow over time. This isn't a pure wish-fulfillment story.
2. Fanfiction based on the original Journey to the West, not the TV adaptation. They differ in many ways, and different editions of the original are interpreted differently, so this story is a blend.
3. An unconventional farming story. Lion Camel Ridge is also known as the zoo.
4. Although the tags include Primordial Chaos, only a small part of that setting is used, and it has little to do with the main plot.
5. The upcoming novel blurb was written on 2021.7.27
Upcoming Novel Blurb:
Meng Zhang was born into a family of imperial chefs. He was both foolish and slow-witted, and thought he would live a carefree, well-fed life. He would have been content with that.
Unfortunately, being an imperial chef is a high-risk profession. His entire family was executed for allegedly poisoning the Regent.
He was only six at the time. His incomplete mind allowed him to escape the same fate, and he was sent into the palace, becoming an obscure little eunuch.
Perhaps the blood of an imperial chef finally stirred. At sixteen, after many twists and turns, Meng Zhang made it into the imperial kitchen and became an errand-running eunuch.
Life with food and lodging provided was actually pretty good, and Meng Zhang was easily satisfied.
Except that he often saw the ghost of the Regent, who claimed to have been dead for ten years, hanging around the imperial kitchen.
Later, Meng Zhang became the so-called Ninth-Thousand-Year Lord, dressed in purple robes and fine clothes, with a jade belt and gold ornaments. Someone asked him why his manner and conduct were exactly like the dead Regent's.
Meng Zhang gazed out at the heavy snow beyond the window, silent.
Reading Guide:
1. The shou is a real eunuch. His mind was incomplete as a child, but he recovered after entering the palace.
2. They are teacher and student, friends, and lovers.
Theme: Hard work brings prosperity and a better life
Brother, he is not a poor boy. He promised me Waiting for him to come back from seeking Buddhist scriptures Just take care of the family business with me I don't care! I just want to marry him😆😆😆
[Vomiting blood] Shining feels that Brother Monkey needs a perfect escape route. In fact, Brother Monkey only needs his junior brother to not leave him. Brother Monkey feels that Junior Brother doesn't want to be bullied and wants to help him fight back. In fact, what Shining wants is Brother Monkey's stability in the future. Directly closed the loop [purple sugar] kswl [purple sugar] kswl [purple sugar] kswl
If we connect Journey to the West with The Ancient World, Patriarch Bodhi and Tongtian might both like furries hahahaha
[Covering face and peeking] Suddenly there is a question, doesn't Brother Monkey have a copper head and an iron arm? Then his () () is also copper and iron so () () [yellow pants] [yellow pants] [yellow pants] [yellow pants]
Xiao Liuer is also quite pitiful. The thing he has been pursuing all his life has been abandoned by others like a pair of worn shoes 😂
Are these two really divided, or are they just flat peaches?
Hahaha, it's the wrong word to bear the brunt of. It can be replaced by education first/solving education problems is the top priority, right?
Twinkle and Brother Monkey are the source of my daily happiness
He is not a poor boy😳
Hh, why are you going to Lingshan? Pulling peacock feathers?