[Honkai: Star Rail] Who Are You Calling a Living Xianzhou?!

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A few stories about the Xianzhou consciousnesses and their rebellious sons and daughters

As the title says.

Thousands of years later, a round-faced Scottish chicken wearing a top hat holds a microphone and asks:

Xianzhou themselves, what has been the biggest problem you've faced over these past few thousand years?

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Was it inexplicably turning into a stone spirit, then getting tricked by an old geezer into becoming a Xianzhou engine?

Yujue/Zhuming: No idea. We heard the 7+ game gave you nine five-stars from the start, so we came along.

Was it getting inexplicably dug out again to fight all kinds of weird things?

Yaoqing: Didn't Zhuming say that offering yourself as payment would waive the weapon repair fee...?

Was it getting inexplicably turned into a flowerpot again by a god who goes around spreading "love and peace"?

Luofu: Wasn't that thing an energy pack dropped from the sky?

The Xianzhou, who had veered eight hundred miles off topic, and the round-faced chicken stared at one another, then awkwardly smiled.

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In the end, Luofu, as the foremost of the Xianzhou, took on the responsibility and replied with a smile: "Ah, our biggest challenge is explaining to those idiots that we're not living Xianzhou ships. :)"

When they were aboard the Xianzhou, they couldn't even get close to The Plagues Author.

And to those who follow "Elation" and "Enigmata": who keeps making up history and claiming they're children of "The Hunt" and "Abundance"?! Why not say the Trailblazer is the kid of two A-name lunatics? The Reignbow Arbiter raised them all, so your kid got together with your enemy and had a child, huh!

And to those who follow "Remembrance": is it really so hard to understand that the Xianzhou could develop consciousness over a few thousand years? Stop obsessing over your busted Memokeeper theory. It has nothing to do with you, thanks.

Oh, and to those who follow "Erudition": pay the research fees first. Since you've always treated them like three hundred years of free labor, surely that's not asking too much?

· This story contains a small amount of hellish humor and anthropomorphism. Do you believe in Aha, or do you believe me?

· The protagonists are Xianzhou engines, with Luofu and Yaoqing as the main characters. The relationships between the Xianzhou are like a thousand fragments of Tibo.

· Since the game text hasn't confirmed the Reignbow Arbiter's history, this story contains a lot of the author's personal interpretations and imagination about "The Hunt."

You may see an account of the Reignbow Arbiter's early days as a Galaxy Ranger responding to an incident. The Reignbow Arbiter is not exactly the same as Lan, "The Hunt."

· Luofu/Yaoqing pairing

· Fifth revision, August 6, 2025

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After the war among the gods, everyone began cleaning up the ruined galaxy, and the balance of power among the major factions shifted once more.

Those who had homes went back to them, while those without continued roaming around. Penacony began rebuilding, and the Xianzhou revamped its policies and set its sights on the Hunt's targets after the death of Abundance. The IPC resumed its home restoration projects while taking a break, buy one get one free, ten items at half price...

Everyone was busy, but one Lord Ravager couldn't find his way forward.

With "Destruction" gone, he returned to his hometown and lay in a wheat field, gazing up at the sky with an empty heart.

"Want to go salvage worlds?"

A pink-haired older sister caught hold of him and made the suggestion with a beaming smile.

So, to keep the galaxy from being destroyed and safeguard peace in the worlds, Khaslana brought warmth, Bai E fought the bad guys, and the Flame Reaver...

Teacher Tibo: Cut! Xiao Bai, you can't go to other worlds wearing those huge yellow-and-purple wings! You'll scare people!

And that's the story!

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I have struggled with myself for so long, and would rather be myself.

Bai E narcissism, Khaslana x Bai E

Basically, it's a collection of cozy little stories about Bai E, at the request of the pink-haired puppy lady, traveling everywhere to salvage memories, find himself, and heal himself. (They're supposed to be cozy... right?)

Everyone: Wait, so this "Remembrance" Trailblazer saving the world is a Lord Ravager?

Theme: When faced with difficulties and risks, we must strive to overcome them.