Golden Descendant, But I Landed in the Two-Phase Paradise

[This story will go premium on Sunday the 16th. I'll post a 10,000-word update at midnight that day. Come by and show your support! (Waves hands like a flower dancer.)] Naxia: I'll never smile again :D If he could turn back time, Naxia swore he would never have agreed to cosplay in a stage play at a convention for research funding, just because Aglaea asked. Before they left, those money-draining students even tricked him into drawing a spell on the back of his hand. And now that they'd transmigrated, the spell was stuck in his head. After landing and turning into a fantasy creature, Naxia was no longer even considered human. He let out a cold laugh as he watched the balcony turn into a waterfall grotto. The culprit, Bai E, kept quiet. The instigator, Xilian, was too guilty to speak. The four students huddled up like quails: “We're sorry! We didn't know we'd transmigrate!” Well, now the frail scholar had to support all five of them by himself! Naxia: “Now, could everyone please tell me how I'm supposed to get out of this so-called prison” (heavy emphasis) “? Do you expect this frail academic to manage it? No chance.” Bai E: Don't look at me. I can't summon a meteor right now. Xilian: I wasn't cosplaying as Demigod, okay? jpg Xiadie: Uh, um, the dead dragon... will that work? Fengjin: ovo Wandi: The Spear of Damnation can't be used as a wire. Aglaea, busy arguing with a fantasy creature: Don't drag me into this. Nobody was any use at all. Naxia had just gotten out of prison and barely taken two breaths of free air when he ran straight into the Herald of the Illusory Moon game. :-D What the hell, this idiot's awful luck is still going strong even after transmigrating, huh? Content notes: 1. The story takes place just after 3.8 and before the official release of 4.0. I don't know the 4.0 main story yet. For example, these characters don't know that Undying Path = La Mancha. 2. The Second Phase Paradise they transmigrate into is the Blood-Painting Game, from the era of the Death Devil. 3. Naxia and the other five are on one storyline, while Aglaea is on another. Their settings are different. 4. This isn't a serious story. I can't write serious fiction; I only write comedy, though it's not necessarily very funny. I'll add more if I think of anything. Theme: Even when turmoil erupts and the road ahead is unclear, as long as we're together, we won't fear any challenge.