[Western Crossover] Hey, Can I Stay at Your Place?

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Blurb:

Elliot is a snake with glossy black scales, a red chin, and a massive body and weight that set him apart from others of his kind.

So who the hell took him from the warm, dry pine forest and brought him to this damp human city?!

The snake has a headache. The snake feels like he’s going moldy. The snake has decided to find a new home.

Hey, red-date head, can I live at your place?

Hey, seaweed head, can I live at your place?

Wow, I’ve met my green-eyed angel! He asked if I wanted to go home with him!

After a busy day, Red Hood returned home and found something filthy had gotten inside. Then he came face-to-face with a giant snake coiled into a long, thick line behind the door.

Red Hood: What the hell is that?!

The Joker had finally let himself out for some fresh air. He’d just brought little Harley along to annoy Batman, but before he could say a word, something fell from the sky and knocked him out.

Something filthy had gotten into the hideout!

Batman discovered that the long-tracked escapees, the Joker and Harley Quinn, had been strangled unconscious by an animal, with several broken bones between them. He went to investigate.

But at that very moment, his son, his Robin, brought home the culprit: an Eastern forest king snake a full twelve meters long.

Damian stroked the snake’s head. “Father, I want to keep this.”

Batman: …NO!

PS: The whole Bat-family is here. This is a slice-of-life story!

PPS: There are some stereotypes, but Batman isn’t mute.

PPPS: There’s a human transformation in the middle, but it’s only a human shell.

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[Western Crossover] My Adopted Kid Turned Out to Be My Coworker!

Faye: The happiest thing in the world is getting another chance at life.

The most embarrassing thing, though, is having to chase after your coworkers and call them Mom and Dad every single time.

After being pierced clean through in battle, little jellyfish Faye split apart and reverted to a baby. The Justice League arrived and took him in, but the members had no idea what to do with the little Faye blowing bubbles in bed. They planned to send Superdad and Batman, who had the most kids at home, to look after him.

And so young jellyfish Faye enjoyed a happy life flooding the cornfields and filling the Batcave with water. It would’ve been even happier if he hadn’t been chased by Superdog and bitten on the butt, or burst into tears when Alfred took away half his cookies.

But then his adult body came back.

“So you’re Faye’s father?” Batman tapped the conference table, looking particularly hostile at the two identical men clinging to each other.

A man claiming to be a single father, who should have been lying in his grave, had shown up demanding that the Justice League return his son!

“Yes,” Faye replied, speaking through both bodies at once.

How could I possibly tell them I’m Filan?

And let them know I was just begging my coworker, “Daddy, can I have another cookie? QvQ”?

I still want to live on Earth, thanks.

Filan was an exceptionally powerful magic warrior, and the Justice League member most likely to cause trouble.

In this wide-ranging battle, even Superman couldn’t stop the sword that pierced Filan’s body in time.

…

“Waaaaah!”

Before anyone’s tears could even fall, a baby’s cry rang out from inside the coffin.

…

“OK, fine.”

“Which one of you is taking care of him this time?”

Theme: There’s no place warmer than home