Western Crossover: I Cosplayed Homelander but Became an Auxiliary Vigilante

Azu, an anime fan, cosplayed as Homelander at a convention. Before he could even admire the gear he'd made by hand, he transmigrated into the DC universe, where the System ordered him to play Homelander. Azu: Thanks for asking. I'm in Gotham, just stepped out of a portal. But I'm not interested in getting my head bashed in. I'm here to make money. He diligently landed a job at Wayne Enterprises. By day, he worked as a tech specialist for his boss, Bruce. By night, he put on his Homelander suit, delivered intel to Batman, and casually asked if the guy was looking for a godson. Watching his roleplay progress bar slowly fill, Azu nodded in satisfaction. - Gotham's Dark Knight had been rather puzzled lately. His new subordinate at his other job was a tech consultant who liked to play dumb but was clearly a genius. At night, the guy turned into someone wearing the Stars and Stripes who looked a lot like a Kryptonian. And every night, he showed up right on time along Batman's patrol route and left him notes. 【Dear Mr. Batman, there's an arms deal at the docks tonight. Coordinates attached. No need to thank me. P.S. You look really good when you're fighting.】 【The Penguin's up to something again today. I've been keeping an eye on him for you. By the way, have you really not considered getting a godson? One with a PhD who can build gadgets and fly?】 Batman: ...Is this harassment? Alfred: Sir, his intelligence has saved you three nights of surveillance. Batman: ... - Much later, Azu finally discovered that Bruce and Batman were the same person. He remembered telling Batman that his boss was “nothing but rich and handsome,” and telling his boss that Batman was “the one who truly understands the darkness.” Azu: ? Can I start over at a different point in time? 【Bonus Scene】 Bruce: You said you wanted to call me something else. Have you decided? Azu: I have, boss. Bruce: ... Azu: Sugar daddy! Bruce: Try again. Azu: Bruce. Bruce: Mm-hm. Azu: Bruce, Bruce, Bruce. Bruce: How many times are you going to say it? Azu: I've been saving it up for six months. Cut me some slack. * Pairing: Batman x Azu (said very loudly) 1. This is my own take on the timeline, and there will be some very dark jokes. 2. The story stands on its own. You can enjoy it without having read the comics or watched the movies. 3. I hope you enjoy reading! - Next book → [Western Crossover] Nobody Can Stop Me from Dating Reverse-Order Mi! Damian thinks the new transfer student is a lunatic. One day, after a mission, Robin had just finished tying up the Joker and was about to dump him at Arkham when the transfer student showed up. The student held a bouquet, with a youthful, innocent baby face. Behind him lay a string of bruised and battered robbers, blood still spattering his forehead. “Dear Damian, we just met yesterday. Shouldn't we go on a date today?” Damian: ? Has Gotham got another lunatic? Damian looked into the transfer student's background: identity unknown, past unknown, and by their second meeting he'd already figured out Damian's secret identity. The next day, the transfer student began pursuing him in the most shamelessly forceful way imaginable. His methods included, but weren't limited to: elbowing the Riddler so he'd want to confess a riddle, finding the Mad Hatter and asking him to kidnap him so he could stage a hero-rescues-beauty scene, and getting the Joker to set off fireworks with bombs to make up for Gotham's lack of a summer fireworks festival... The Arkham inmates were at their wits' end. They even begged Damian, in his vigilante capacity, to take the transfer student away. Damian: . At least on this matter, he was happy to see blood flow like a river :) Damian once considered sending the transfer student to Arkham. Unfortunately, the guy was only crazy about him. He was surprisingly respectful toward ordinary people. Good-morning, good-afternoon, and good-night check-ins, mysterious heart-shaped lunchboxes, and a knack for showing up precisely when Damian was alone. Warnings didn't work. Avoidance failed. In the end, Damian decided to accept his fate. Fine. He'd just have to put up with a clingy shadow. Then one day, the shadow suddenly vanished without a trace. Damian searched all over Gotham and couldn't find so much as a hair. Just as he was about to look for him in other cities, the shadow reappeared. Damian was both relieved and furious. He grabbed him and demanded to know where he'd been. The shadow answered as if it were obvious: “I heard that a short separation makes the heart grow fonder!” Damian: ... He laughed in exasperation. He'd never been this speechless in his life. * Dorik, Damian's most devoted fan, had one goal upon arriving in Gotham: get a new identity, break into the League of Assassins to retrieve Damian, and play the handsome-boy-raising sim. The good news: Dorik had maxed out his combat stats and quickly got a suitable identity. The bad news: this world's Damian was reverse-order, so the plan fell through. But... no problem! If he couldn't raise him, he'd stick close to him! Plan B was still an option! Dorik promptly transferred schools, ready to admire, and keep a close eye on, his favorite's campus life. Two days after meeting Damian, Dorik thought: The sky is blue, the clouds are white, my heart is racing, and even that mysterious mop of hair is sexy. Dorik changed his mind on the spot: New plan. I'm dating Damian! 【Bonus Scene】 After dates, fighting back-to-back in dangerous situations, and a string of other events involving forced romance (?), Damian decided it was time to take him home and discuss marriage. He picked a lucky day, pulled a blindingly huge diamond out in the Batmobile, and waited for Dorik to be moved. Dorik frowned. “You haven't even confessed to me. We're not together yet, so how are we supposed to get married?” Damian: ? Pairing: Damian x Dorik Theme: Opportunity favors the prepared. Only by making yourself strong enough can you avoid failure.