After Officer Matsuda Stumbled Into a Transmigrator Forum

On the thirteenth day after his friend was killed by a bomb, Matsuda Jinpei entered a strange "Transmigrator Forum." The first post on the homepage: Guys, I saved Hagiwara Kenji! Posted by: Hiromitsu's One and Only Kitty Dog. Matsuda Jinpei: ??? As time went on, he realized that everyone on the forum was a transmigrator who had stumbled into this world, while he himself was a "native." The transmigrators had all come here because of some deep-seated wish. Some wanted to save the five members of the police academy squad; others wanted to destroy the liquor store. And some... Matsuda Jinpei looked at the forum's trending posts with an indescribable expression. Second trending post: Everyone come watch Zero and Hiromitsu's unbelievable love story up close! Posted by: The Liquor Store Front-Line Shipper Third trending post: Sob, my only wish is to personally arrest my Ginny! Posted by: Hope Gin Turns Red Some people just want to ship their favorite couple or watch their male idol up close (and arrest him). * Everyone on the Transmigrator Forum is family, so it's fine to hang out and chat there every day, right? During their idle chatter, the more Matsuda Jinpei read what one forum user said about Bourbon x Scotch being a switchable pairing, the more convincing it seemed. In the end, Furuya Rei could only think in misery: Why has my classmate suddenly started shipping me with Hiro? * On December 7 of some year, Scotch was cornered on a rooftop by a member of an unknown organization. Rye and Bourbon were both anxious. A certain member of the unknown organization tore off his human-skin mask, and Morofushi Hiromitsu nearly fired his pistol in fright. Could someone explain why Matsuda was here??? Disguise consultant: Vermouth's trusted aide, The Liquor Store Front-Line Shipper; route-planning consultant: Shuichi Akai's most trusted deputy, Hope Gin Turns Red; safe-house supplier: Morofushi Hiromitsu's coworker, the Japanese Public Security people, and the rest of the forum users all kept their contributions quiet. * It has a bit of a fourth-wall-breaking, player-driven feel, but the transmigrators are all silly kids whose intelligence plummets whenever they see their favorite character. Some transmigrators ship chaotic pairings, but the only official pairings in this story are HagiMatsu and KageZero. Note: Transmigrators will make joking comments about ReiMatsu and AkaGin. There will also be joking comments from dream-girl and dream-boy fans, but it's all just talk. Theme: Cherish life.