[This story is full of messy rumors and dark jokes. If that's not your thing, don't read!]
[After giving it some thought, I'm putting this story on hiatus for now. I'll continue when I have time.]
One day, a sky screen appeared overhead, showing a livestream called [Superhero Museum: An Open Class on Superhero History (Unit One: The Light of Day)].
Superman tried to touch it, only to find that it was an intangible projection. Green Lantern contacted his colleagues across the universe, but none of them could see it. The Flash ran around the Earth and discovered that the sky screen covered every continent, though only people who felt goodwill toward the Justice League could see it. Batman, Alfred, Red Robin, Oracle, and the others failed to uncover its source.
The sky screen's contents left them first laughing in disbelief, then horrified.
*
The livestream covered all kinds of topics.
[What is the relationship between Batman and Superman?]
[A. Enemies; B. Boss and subordinate; C. Close friends; D. Lovers]
The teacher in the livestream said, "I can let B slide, but whoever picked D, please stand up and explain what you mean."
Student A stood tall and proud. "Teacher, Bruce and Clark are the best!"
[Who is Superman's partner?]
The teacher said, "Student A, if you write Batman again, you'll be standing there until class ends."
Student A obediently changed the answer to Bruce Wayne.
And then...
[How many members of the Justice League died during the joint alien invasion known as Operation Invade Blue?]
Student C raised a hand. "Teacher, that's not an accurate question. You'd have an easier time counting how many survived."
[What were the last words of Gotham's final guardian?]
Student A answered confidently. "I know this one. Red Hood's last words before he died are burned into my brain. Everyone, say it together:"
"FXXK BATMAN!"
The Justice League, the Bat Family, the Super Family, and the ordinary people who were Justice League fans: ?
*
Then came the Lonely One, Talon Wing, and Ogu Mi from the future, one after another, treating the superheroes to a spectacular routine of dark jokes.
Talon Wing: Hi, everyone. I guarantee I'm the one who died the coolest.
Lonely One: You can only show off because Ogu and Big Red aren't here.
The Young Justice members right in the front row: Is this really something you should be competing over?
*
Warning, highlighted: The main pairing is Batman/Superman/Batman. Interpret the other pairings or platonic relationships however you like. It's comics, after all.
A lot of canon divergence. The timeline doesn't follow canon (and it couldn't, since there are so many versions of the Justice League's first gathering alone, with Darkseid, Steppenwolf, and others. orz)
A lighthearted, popcorn-munching story about putting characters through the wringer. No grimdark, so villains and higher-ups are ruled out from seeing the sky screen or receiving its information from the start.
A crossover between DC and a little bit of Stranger Things. You don't need to know either one to enjoy the story.
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We Transmigrated as the Evil Birdies
Hi, I'm Dick, full name Richard Grayson, and I share a name with Nightwing, the superhero from DC Comics.
Today, your dashing and charming friend cosplayed Talon, a version of Nightwing from an alternate timeline, and went to a convention.
For the record, I also dragged along my roommate Jason Todd, my cousin Tim Drake, and Jason's adopted younger brother Damian Wayne. The three of them cosplayed as AK Red Hood, JJ Tim, and Ogu Mi, respectively.
Heh, it's the kind of lineup that would give Batman a heart attack!
And then we transmigrated.
Me, now the real Talon with no pain at all: ... FXXK BATMAN!
After stripping off the Talon uniform, I changed into regular clothes, then turned around and came face to face with someone who looked exactly like my good roommate.
Holy crap, it's Red Hood!
I turned and ran.
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Seeing four sons from another universe, Batman fell silent. Another universe really is terrifying!
Theme: Greatness is one expression of the light of humanity.
[Classic Literature Crossover / Les Miserables Focus] Death and Rebirth
Monster
A Collection of Ideas
My Teammates Keep Begging Me Not to Sacrifice Myself
Akai Says He's Really Just a Bystander
After Officer Matsuda Stumbled Into a Transmigrator Forum
The Detective Conan Five Are Reborn and Meet at the Black Organization
[Western Crossover] After Cosplaying into Another World, My Roommates Want to Stir Up Trouble
How to Scientifically Build a Tragic Beauty Organization
I suddenly didn't know whether it was Chou Ti or Lone Ti that would cause the bat's heart to stop, but I knew that AK Knight's bats would explode if they looked at them one more time. Jpg
The storylines in Wayne Family Adventures are too dense, but compared to the current official comics, I still like his family fun. The current DC comics are too hellish.
My first reaction, Superman's son, if it's not Lois, it should be Luthor (focusing on Kryptonians)
It was indeed sleeping in Lost Years, but it was probably Thalia who slept with her little boyfriend. Jpg But I want to know if it's Terry (Batman Future) who protects Gotham in this new generation.
This is very interesting, but if it unfolds like this, the plot will be a bit troublesome.
Accept the shock from the strong man Titi, B!
I love this copy so much, hahaha
There seems to be a bug. The previous chapter said that Tim was the second advisor, and here it is said that he succeeded the second advisor after Nightwing died. Shouldn't that be the third advisor?
It looks good. I like watching it. Omnivorous people are ecstatic.
This is what a fangirl looks like jpg