The Antisocial, Sickly Beauty Soars on a Parenting Show with His Uncle

[My sweet new novel in my author page, The Honest Husband Everyone Falls For, is now available. Thanks for your support!] Severely socially anxious Wen Zhusen transmigrates into a book and becomes a sickly, disposable villain in a face-slapping power fantasy. The original owner was a fake young master married into the Gong family. His main mission was to steal business secrets. After his sleazy behavior gets him caught by his top, he is immediately killed to clean house. When he tries to return to his original family, his eldest brother deems him useless and kicks him out. In the end, he dies miserably of illness beneath a bridge. Given a new life, Wen Zhusen can’t be bothered with the petty squabbles over power. He signs up for a variety show featuring families and takes his top’s four-year-old youngest uncle, Dingding, off to enjoy life. . After experiencing illness in his previous life, Wen Zhusen’s approach to this frail body is simple: if he can lie down, he will, and he absolutely will not struggle. On the show, Other kids fight their hardest just to earn a word of praise from their dads. Wen Zhusen tries his hardest to stop them, hoping Dingding will just laze around and give up “Little uncle, don’t push yourself too hard. Take care of your health.” “That’s enough, little uncle. Come over and take a rest.” The comments are in stitches: [Telling a four-year-old to take care of his health, hahahaha] [What an unexpectedly adorable contrast!] [Oh my god, what a weird combination, hahaha] Dingding waves his chubby little hand: “Be good. Your little uncle will buy you something tasty.” “Big nephew, step aside. Your little uncle is getting first place for you today!” [Hahaha, Uncle, you’re only four. Could you stop talking like such a mature adult?] [What is this charming yet bizarre uncle-nephew bond?] [I want to be Uncle’s big nephew too] [Who could say no to a domineering little uncle who’s only four?] . At a barbecue stall. After a few rounds of drinks, Dingding says, “Listen to your little uncle. My big nephew isn’t good enough for you. I’ll find you a better girl later!” Wen Zhusen shyly waves a hand. “Oh, you really shouldn’t have.” Gong Zhi, sitting beside them and hearing every word: “???” My new novel The Honest Husband Everyone Falls For is now available in my author page. Thanks for your support! [Blurb:] ● The married couple suffer from a condition that is the opposite of a platonic relationship. ● A truly irresistible, sickly, beautiful, and oblivious bottom VS a truly jealous, sinister, younger green-tea-dog top. The universally disliked Qi Lan is married. His wife is rich and beautiful, but a little tall, and not very willing to let him touch her. Qi Lan awakens to the truth and realizes he is just a dying, honest man who has been married off to fulfill someone’s particular fantasies. He needs to find his wife a perfect new husband. Lots of people like his wife. He needs to screen them one by one and invite them over to see how they measure up. Fortunately, there are seven days in a week, and every day someone volunteers. Monday: A client gets him drunk and takes him home, then has dirty talk with his wife. Qi Lan closes his eyes and pretends not to hear. Tuesday: An old school senior catches sight of his wife at dinner and immediately gets carried away with him in the private room. Qi Lan stands outside and gives the waiter a “shush” sign. Wednesday: The big boss claims he’s there on a home visit. Qi Lan dutifully goes out to buy soy sauce, ignoring his wife’s polite attempts to make him stay. Thursday: A producer says he wants to make his wife famous and comes over to assess him. Qi Lan takes the initiative to help his wife put on formal clothes and escorts him to the guest room. Friday: A piece of a high school boy neighbor’s uniform trips Qi Lan up. It’s easy to guess what a heated scene was taking place before he got home. Saturday: Hearing that Qi Lan is seriously ill, his older brother comes by with a gift. It seems he can’t hold back his feelings either. Sunday: The deputy director treating him has too many romantic entanglements and is too ugly to be worthy of his wife, so Qi Lan kicks him out. Pei Shuchi is married. To the person he has dreamed of since he was young. He has a strong libido and is extremely jealous. He can’t stand anyone getting close to Qi Lan. He doesn’t even dare touch him himself, afraid he’ll want more once he gets a taste, afraid he’ll hurt him. Besides, Qi Lan doesn’t seem to like him much. Every few days after they marry, he invites a boss, a friend, or a neighbor over for dinner. Watching each guest stare fixedly at Qi Lan, Pei Shuchi is frantic. Worried that Qi Lan will discover his sinister nature, he can only wait until Qi Lan is out of sight or not paying attention to grab each guest, beat them up, and throw them out. Until one day, when Qi Lan is drunk, he confesses to him: “I actually like you a lot, but I might be dying soon. Pick one of them.” One day. “I don’t have much time left. Have you chosen?” Qi Lan asks. Pei Shuchi ties a golden bell around Qi Lan’s neck and wraps his long fingers around the side of his neck, forcing him to look at himself in the mirror “I’ve chosen. Are you ready?” #About how they both think they’ve gotten an incredible bargain #And how they both believe their partner is the one everyone falls for One-on-one, both are each other’s first, happy ending Theme: Cherish life and love living.