[The main story is complete. Let it pile up and then binge it!]
Gong Yu dies unexpectedly and transmigrates into a romance novel, becoming a wicked supporting actor who gets in the way of the male leads pursuing the protagonist. He meets a tragic end.
When he realizes he has only two years left to live, he decides to lie flat.
To prove his innocence and show that he has no ulterior motives toward the protagonist, Gong Yu, hoping to spend his remaining two years in peace, finds Guan Heng, a poor college student who's struggling to make ends meet, but pure-hearted and pitiable.
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The male leads undergo a complete change in personality and start pestering Gong Yu, contrary to their usual behavior.
Guan Heng says sadly, "Brother, I know this is your private affair, but I'm really worried he'll make you unhappy."
At the annual party, the protagonist gets Gong Yu drunk and tries to take advantage of him.
Guan Heng says apologetically, "I'm afraid that won't work. Brother has plans to exercise with me tonight."
Watching the male leads and the protagonist grit their teeth, Gong Yu is overjoyed:
That money was well spent!
After several rounds of drinks, Guan Heng realizes Gong Yu is completely unconscious.
He glares at the protagonist, who's leaning toward Gong Yu, his expression suddenly turning dark.
"Look at him one more time, and I'll gouge your eyes out."
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Young Master Guan has lusted after the hot-tempered actor for years. He wracked his brains to become Gong Yu's kept man, only to hear:
"Stay away from me. I don't have those worldly desires."
"Even if you get my body, you won't get my heart."
"Cash or a check? Either way, I definitely can't give you love."
On top of that, he discovers that Actor Brother seems to be secretly making arrangements for his own funeral...
"This burial robe looks nice. The collar's small, and it has a dragon embroidered on it."
"This urn looks pretty good too. It's made of golden-thread nanmu."
"It matches the color of the tombstone I just bought."
Guan Heng: "???"
A universally adored, Buddha-blessed protagonist * a proven green-tea kept man of a male lead
#The best hunters often appear as prey.
=3= Before You Read =3=:
1. Younger male lead, younger male lead, younger male lead!
2. No real-life inspirations, no real-life inspirations, no real-life inspirations.
3. A silly, illogical little sweet treat.
4. Updates follow the rankings before the VIP release, then six chapters or 10,000 words a day.
5. Do I seem a little too talkative?
6. But I just like talking to you!
Please bookmark my upcoming sweet comedy, The Goofy Actor Wakes Up!
After a car accident, actor Ban Zhun awakens to self-awareness and discovers that the world he lives in is a cliched novel from LJJ.
His glorious record so far includes, but isn't limited to:
Forcing the male lead to marry him, bullying Bai Zhi, the protagonist and fellow actor, and fighting over the family fortune with his half-brother, despite being paid an astronomical salary.
In the end, the male lead and protagonist, who have overcome countless obstacles to be together, join forces with Ban Zhun's own older brother to take him down.
He loses his cars and house, his parents die of anger, and he's sent to prison on charges including tax evasion and attempted murder, where he dies a miserable death.
Now the story has reached the day after he forced the male lead to marry him.
On his way home from the set, eager to spend a sweet evening with his new spouse, he gets into a car accident.
He's just out of danger and opens his eyes.
The male lead, whose life has been full of misery, is standing beside his bed, glaring ominously at his oxygen tube.
Ban Zhun figures that rather than get killed by the male lead and protagonist teaming up, he should bring them together and save his own skin.
He blurts out, "Rong, do you want a wife?"
Rong Qian, who was just thinking about pulling out his tube: "???"
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Rumor has it that actor Ban Zhun has gone crazy.
Even though he has a lovely husband at home, he treats Bai Zhi, his costar, with the utmost respect. "Zhi Zhi, do you want to date someone? What do you think of my husband?"
Facing his parents, he fiercely defends his husband until he's hoarse. "Mom, Dad, as long as I'm here today, no one is making Rong Qian wash so much as a single chopstick!"
Facing his older brother, he carries stacks of his paychecks in a sack. "Big Brother, you can have all the money. Is it enough? Is it enough?"
Bai Zhi, his parents, and his older brother: "???"
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Ban Zhun hides in the bathroom to call the hot young guy he just met on a social app:
"Baby, don't worry. Just wait a little longer, and I'll be divorced soon. I have health insurance, social security, and..."
A chilly voice comes from outside the door. "A husband who's a seventh-degree black belt in judo in the 73-kilogram division."
Ban Zhun: π...π
Theme: When the wind rises, we should strive to move forward in life
Although, Fang Cang seems to be a green tea fan (bushi)
Guan Lancai is a chicken in junior high school and primary school hahahahaha
Green tea attack hahahahaha
I have to say that it is even more powerful than Guan Chacha's method.
Congratulations on the completion, sprinkle flowers [spread flowers][spread flowers][spread flowers]💪💪💪💪
Big Brother just came out of Novice Village and met the top succubus 💛💛💛💛
It's over, scatter flowers, scatter flowers [spread flowers][sprinkle flowers]🎆🎆[red hearts][red hearts][red hearts]
What is the name of the big-eyed guy?
You guys are all so drunk!
Ouch! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo