Gossiping with My Ex-Husband on a Divorce Variety Show

[The companion story in this series, Forced to Join a Marriage Reality Show with My Archrival, is now underway!]

An accident left gossip king and domineering CEO Chu Xingli with amnesia. At the same time, he realized he was the wicked husband in a melodramatic angst novel, destined for a miserable ending.

He couldn't stand that fate, so he immediately decided to turn his current partner into his ex.

But his future ex had a condition:

"Join a divorce reality show with me. Once it's over, we'll get divorced."

Although getting divorced had been his dearest wish, his gossip-loving soul was burning too brightly to resist.

Only after joining the show did Young Master Chu realize just how much fun gossip could be...

The seemingly loving movie star and actress couple got into a huge fight; the artist husbands tore up each other's paintings and calligraphy; the rich couple pointed fingers and named each other's illegitimate children; the once-popular young stars, whose relationship had completely fallen apart, each sneaked into the actress's and the tycoon's rooms late at night...

[Is it really okay for them to air each other's dirty laundry on the show? They're all important people, after all.]

[They were probably forced to come by their families. They thought they could get back together, but things turned out even worse.]

[Who can keep their emotions in check once they get worked up... Wait, am I seeing things? Is that Young Master Chu crouching at the stairwell to watch the drama?]

[Is he... eating up the gossip?]

[And he even dragged Luo Xiaoran along to watch. Weren't you two supposed to be getting divorced?!]

When he noticed the camera suddenly turn toward him, Chu Xingli was caught red-handed gossiping. Flustered, he tugged Luo Xiaoran over and whispered, "How about... we put on a bit of a show and have a little argument? Otherwise, we might not be able to get divorced, and that'd be a real headache."

Luo Xiaoran: "..."

On the day filming for the reality show Starting Over wrapped, paparazzi followed Chu Xingli all the way to his villa.

Young Master Chu had been deeply disappointed that he hadn't managed to get divorced on the show. Now a tall young man with kiss marks covering his neck and shoulders had him backed against a floor-to-ceiling window, with nowhere left to retreat.

He could only let Luo Xiaoran pin down his vulnerable Adam's apple and force his head up, holding his chin as he demanded a kiss.

Chu Xingli's collar hung open, his tie wrapped around his wrist. He looked up with unfocused eyes, his lips forming words that were easy to read: "What are you doing?"

In the video, Luo Xiaoran smiled and mouthed his reply just as clearly:

"Fucking you."

The hot searches exploded.

#IThinkIJustLearnedToReadLips

#LuoXiaoranYouSureKnowHowToLiveItUp

#ThenI'llFuckYouUntilYouRemember

1v1, both virgins, happy ending

=3= Reader's Guide =3=:

1. No real-life inspirations, no real-life inspirations!

2. Completely fictional setting, completely fictional!

3. Same-sex couples can marry and have babies!

4. No babies in the main story, no babies!

5. Explanations will be provided in the story!

6. Do I seem a little long-winded?

7. But I just really like talking to you.

8. (That's all the warnings out of the way.) Comments on pirated copies will be deleted :)

The new story in the author's collection, Forced to Join a Marriage Reality Show with My Archrival, is now underway!

[Enemies in bed, lovers beneath the sheets]

Xie Ying, the young heir of a wealthy family, got drunk on the night of his archrival's eighteenth birthday and slept with him.

When they woke up, the two of them got into a huge fight in bed.

Xie Ying was furious that he had been the one on the bottom, while Yan Huaichen resented him for taking his virginity.

From then on, the grudge between them only grew.

.

Later, Xie Ying's family fell on hard times. As if that weren't enough, he got into a car accident on his way to work.

When he opened his eyes, he found himself lying in a hospital bed, with Yan Huaichen standing beside him, looking as if he wanted to eat him alive.

Mortified and furious, Xie Ying immediately hobbled away, carrying his IV bag.

"I'll pay off your debts. You help me put on a show." Yan Huaichen blocked his way.

Xie Ying, a wage slave who was nearly worked to death, wavered pathetically. "What kind of show?"

Yan Huaichen: "Act like a married couple whose relationship has fallen apart on a divorce reality show."

Xie Ying: "How badly has it fallen apart?"

Yan Huaichen: "As badly as when you came second in your junior high school exam and wanted to rip my clothes off."

Xie Ying looked uneasy. "I'm not a professional actor. How am I supposed to act like that...?"

Yan Huaichen raised an eyebrow. "Just act the way you normally treat me, only tone it down a little."

Xie Ying: "..."

Xie Ying kept his promise and did the job he was paid for.

He carefully observed the other couples on the show and earnestly copied what they did...

When Yan Huaichen sat down beside him, Xie Ying raised his hand and slapped him. "Why did you betray me?!"

When Yan Huaichen washed his feet, Xie Ying kicked out and knocked the basin over. "Stop pretending to care about me!"

But the comments were all full of horny viewers, swooning over Xie Ying...

[Oh, he's such a cute little wife.]

[That slap must've felt so good to Yan Huaichen. I was afraid he'd lick Yingying's hand.]

[Please hurry up and get divorced. I'm waiting for Yingying's second marriage (hands together).]

It wasn't until Yan Huaichen pinned him to the bed that Xie Ying realized what was going on. "You bastard, you played me?!"

Yan Huaichen kissed the edge of his ear. "Be good. Let me bite you a couple more times."

Theme: Always love life.