Opening a Divine Beast Kindergarten in the Immortal Realm

[The first story isn't very well written, so I don't recommend reading it] After transmigrating, Yun Zhao is bundled off by his clan to Yuming Mountain, where he must take the place of the mountain spirit's young lord and fulfill a marriage contract. On their wedding night, her husband stands on the bed, his tail thumping loudly. Yun Zhao lets out a long breath of relief. So he's just a little dragon after all. However, Yuming Mountain's spiritual energy has run dry. Yun Zhao has no choice but to sign a contract with a suddenly appearing System and open a Divine Beast Kindergarten to earn spiritual energy. So, just as the clans of the Spirit Void Realm are waiting to laugh at the young lord of the Dragon Clan, bluebirds deliver advertising letters: Still at your wits' end over mischievous divine beasts? Troubled by picky little ones? Class One at Yuming Mountain's Divine Beast Kindergarten is now open! We're here to solve all these problems for the immortal clans. The first three divine beast cubs to enroll get half off! From then on... System: Host, please build up your funds! Yun Zhao pushes his little wooden cart, fighting to be the top stall at the market. His cumin-scented spicy grilled squid and cheese-and-chili-sauce fried ribs have all the immortal clans flocking over to check in! System: Host, please look after the newly enrolled cubs! Yun Zhao picks up a meowing spirit cat to brush its fur and feed it dried fish, then gives the immortal lord's black panther a full-body massage. Late at night, as Yun Zhao feeds milk to a cub in his arms, he looks up at the sky and sighs: Other people transmigrate and become world-saving, invincible dragons. Why did I end up as a modern-day model worker with no days off? Just as Yun Zhao is being buried under a pile of fluffy little beasts, the System starts beeping again. System: Please help the young lord of the Dragon Clan recover his powers! Yun Zhao feeds the spiritual energy he's earned to the little dragon, only for a white-haired beauty to suddenly pounce on him in bed. Yun Zhao's pupils shake with shock. Looks like he's not so little! Ao Yu gives a smug grin. Of course not. Twice as big. A slow-witted, money-loving, fluff-obsessed male mom (bottom) x a proud, aloof, beautiful and tragic nobleman (top) Notes: 1. A cozy, healing, cute little story with a slice-of-life farming focus. 2. Both are each other's first, and there is no angst. -----------New Story----------- The Whole Entertainment Industry Is Shipping Us Cool, aloof, and chaste award-winning actor (bottom) x pure-hearted, mixed-race younger idol with a cool image (top) The ultimate romance reality show, "Pretend Lovers": eight handsome and beautiful celebrities are paired up and play couples for three months! When the show's lineup was announced, the whole internet was stunned, and the comments flooded with question marks. Besides award-winning actor Tan Guangyi, the list included Mu Sai, a member of the boy band DUSK, known as the "Rose of the Empire"! A mixed-race idol, platinum-blond hair, a sexy deep voice, and a chaste rose! Fans ran into the comments like chicks escaping a coop, chirping away: This believer is grateful to every sponsor who got Baby Sai on a variety show! But when people learned that the actor Tan Guangyi and Mu Sai had been paired as pretend lovers, plenty of them immediately predicted disaster. Netizen: How could people from completely different worlds possibly have chemistry as a couple? Hater: Hilarious. An award-winning actor and a top-tier star both lowering their status to make easy money! Fan: Ah... well, at least we'll get to see more of our idol. Let's just treat it like any other variety show! On the day the show aired, the popular idol sat in a cat cafe, biting the straw of his iced Americano. He glanced at Tan Guangyi out of the corner of his eye, acting cool and distant. "Teacher Tan, this is just pretend couple promotion. Don't take it too seriously." The newly crowned award-winning actor smiled politely. "Of course. We'll just follow the rules." But just as Tan Guangyi thought their couple act couldn't look any more fake, the show became a massive hit. The comments were flooded with fans going wild over the pairing. Netizen: Sorry, everyone, but I'm shipping this couple first! Hater: I seriously suspect you two were already together. Dating on the company's dime is shameful! Fan: Wifey, come cuddle! Wifey, come cuddle! Huh? You want to know which one is my wife? Obviously, both of them! Shipper: How is this the Rose of the Empire? He's more like a peacock showing off! Wait, wait, wait! Have you all got something wrong? We're really just acting! Stunned by the whole internet's shipping experts, Tan Guangyi was about to complain to his buddy when he happened to catch a glimpse of the trending star's search screen: "What drinks make a cool, mature person more attractive?" "Ninety-Nine Rules of Romance" "What kind of person is Tan Guangyi's ideal type?" Tan Guangyi: Huh??? Reading Guide: 1. Younger top and older bottom, one-on-one, both each other's first, no angst. The bottom is 26 and the top is 22 when the show begins. 2. The dating show format includes some livestreaming and weekly edited episodes. The variety show portions are partly inspired by the Korean show We Got Married. 3. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting. 4. Some fans will genderbend the top and bottom in their fan culture, calling them "wifey" and "baby girl." These are just the fans' personal preferences and have nothing to do with the author. Theme: Green mountains and clear waters are as valuable as mountains of gold and silver.