● A couple afflicted with the opposite of a platonic-love disorder
● A truly irresistible, sickly, beautiful, and obliviously slow-witted bottom vs. a truly jealous, brooding, younger green-tea-dog top
Qilan, the one everyone disliked, got married.
His spouse was rich and beautiful, but a little tall, and not particularly keen on letting him touch him.
Qilan awakened to the truth: he was just a dying, honest man who had been brought in to fulfill a role in someone’s particular play scenario. He needed to help his spouse pick out a perfect new husband.
Lots of people liked his spouse. He had to screen them one by one and invite them home for an evaluation.
Luckily, there were seven days in a week, and every day someone different volunteered.
On Monday, a client got him drunk and sent him home, then dirty-talked with his spouse. Qilan kept his eyes shut and pretended not to hear.
On Tuesday, a former senior from school caught sight of his spouse at dinner, and they immediately got hot and heavy in the private room. Qilan stood outside and made a shushing gesture to the server.
On Wednesday, the big boss used a home visit as an excuse to come over. Qilan thoughtfully went out to run an errand, ignoring his spouse’s polite attempts to get him to stay.
On Thursday, a producer claimed he wanted to make Qilan’s spouse a star and came over to check him out. Qilan even helped his spouse put on formal clothes and escorted him to the guest bedroom.
On Friday, scraps of the neighbor high schooler’s uniform tripped Qilan on the ground. The heated battle that must have happened before he got home was obvious.
On Saturday, hearing Qilan was gravely ill, his older brother showed up with a gift, apparently unable to keep his feelings in check either.
On Sunday, the deputy director treating Qilan had too messy a love life and was too ugly to be worthy of his spouse, so Qilan kicked him out.
Pei Shuchi got married.
To the person he had dreamed of since he was young.
He was lustful and jealous, and couldn’t stand anyone getting close to Qilan.
He didn’t even dare touch Qilan himself, afraid he’d become addicted and afraid of hurting him.
Besides, Qilan didn’t seem to like him much. After they married, he invited his boss, friends, and neighbors over for dinner every few days.
Watching every guest stare fixedly at Qilan, Pei Shuchi grew frantic.
Worried Qilan would discover his dark, brooding nature, he could only wait until Qilan wasn’t around or wasn’t paying attention, grab each visitor, beat them up, and throw them out.
Until Qilan, drunk, confided in him: “I actually like you a lot, but I’m probably going to die soon. Pick someone from among them.”
One day.
“I don’t have much time left. Have you chosen?” Qilan asked.
Pei Shuchi tied a golden bell around Qilan’s neck and clasped his slender fingers around the side of Qilan’s throat, forcing him to look at himself in the mirror.
“I’ve chosen. Are you ready?”
#They both think they’ve gotten an incredible bargain
#And they both think their partner is the one everyone loves
One-on-one romance, both virgins, happy ending
=3= Reader’s Guide =3=:
1. Top: hopelessly lovestruck
2. Bottom: honest, slow-witted husband
3. Same-sex marriage is legal in this fictional world
4. The bottom has amnesia, really
5. The bottom did not awaken or transmigrate into a book
5. It’s a fantasy caused by the aftereffects of a brain injury
6. I’ll explain it in the story
7. They were kidnapped together, so they’re traumatized
8. Is my formatting neat? Hahaha
9. (All the warnings are out of the way.) Comments on pirated copies will be deleted :)
My new novel is out: Forced to Join a Marriage Variety Show with My Nemesis
[Blurb:]
[Enemies Beneath the Sheets, Lovers Between Them]
Xie Ying, a wealthy young master, got drunk and slept with his nemesis on the night of his eighteenth birthday.
When they woke up, the two of them got into a huge fight in bed.
Xie Ying was furious that he’d been the one on the bottom, while Yan Huaichen resented him for taking his virginity.
From then on, their feud grew even worse.
.
Later, Xie Ying’s family fell on hard times, and misfortune piled on misfortune when he got into a car accident on his way to work.
When he opened his eyes, he found himself in a hospital bed, with Yan Huaichen standing beside him, looking like he wanted to eat him alive.
Mortified, Xie Ying immediately tried to hobble away, carrying his IV bottle.
“I’ll pay off your debts if you help me put on a show,” Yan Huaichen blocked his way.
Xie Ying, an exhausted wage slave nearly worked to death, wavered without much dignity. “What kind of show?”
Yan Huaichen: “Pretend to be a married couple whose relationship has fallen apart on a divorce reality show.”
Xie Ying: “How badly has it fallen apart?”
Yan Huaichen: “As badly as when you came second in your year in ninth grade and could hardly wait to tear my clothes off.”
Xie Ying hesitated. “I’m not a professional actor. How am I supposed to act that stuff out...”
Yan Huaichen raised an eyebrow. “Just act the way you normally do with me, only hold back a little.”
Xie Ying: “...”
Xie Ying kept his word and did the job he was paid for.
He carefully observed the other couples on the show and dutifully copied what they did.
Yan Huaichen sat down beside him, and Xie Ying immediately slapped him. “Why did you betray me?!”
Yan Huaichen washed his feet, and Xie Ying kicked out, knocking the basin over. “Stop pretending to care!”
But the comments were all full of thirsty fans, swooning over Xie Ying.
[Slurp, what a sweet little wife]
[That slap must have felt great to Yan Huaichen. I was afraid he’d lick Yingying’s hand]
[Please hurry up and get divorced. I’m waiting for Yingying’s second marriage (hands together)]
Only when Yan Huaichen pinned him down on the bed did Xie Ying realize what was going on. “You son of a bitch, you tricked me?!”
Yan Huaichen kissed the edge of his ear. “Be good. Let the dog bite you a couple more times.”
Theme: Love lets people be reborn in adversity
The comment section has been opened [Spreading Flowers] and red envelopes will be dropped every day in the comment area [Bi Xin] and updated daily [Red Heart]
Column previews include "The Overlord Awakens" and "He became famous after divorcing his rival in a variety show"
Completed the cookies "The beauty with the salty fish disease became popular in the baby show" "The beauty with the social fear disease was taken away by the uncle in the baby show" Thank you all for your likes~
Copywriting of "The Sand Sculpture Boss Awakens":
A car accident awakened the tyrant Gu Ge's self-awareness and discovered that the world he lived in was actually a pure love and sadomasochism novel called "Painting the Ground as a Prison".
The protagonist who will become a black man in the future and become a legal coffee maker is the adopted son of the Gu family, his nominal brother Jiang Chen.
In order to prevent his younger brother from going astray and to have a sweet relationship with the protagonist smoothly, Gu Ge, who had just been discharged from the hospital, had no time to recuperate, so he prepared a meeting gift for the protagonist Gong, who had just turned eighteen years old——
"No matter where you are, I have to find you with a phone call."
Jiang Chen picked up the little stupid bird phone watch in front of him: "..."
In order to ensure that the future protagonist Gong Shou falls in love smoothly, Gu Ge does everything personally.
In order to make the protagonist accept a male squad leader, Gu Ge secretly disposes of the love letter in Jiang Yan's schoolbag.
In order to make the protagonist feel happy about having a strong husband, Gu Ge will rush back to cook for Jiang Chen no matter how busy he is.
In order to allow the protagonist to kill everyone in the business war, Gu Ge stayed up late at night to help Jiang Xiao take notes while he was suffering from fever and falling into a coma.
And Jiang Xiao saw all this.
He plucked up the courage and held Gu Ge's hand. The dog looked at him unblinkingly.
Gu Ge suddenly realized: "You've finished the questions, right? I'll buy you a new one right away."
Jiang Chen: "..."
"Master, Xiao Chen left, and we found your childhood photos in his luggage."
Gu Ge was stunned: "Is it my favorite one?"
"Yes."
Gu Ge lowered his eyes sadly and exhaled slowly: "... I knew it was him who stole it, so I asked him to do the questions in retaliation, right?"
Jiang Xiao, who was eavesdropping outside the door: "???"
No matter how many colorful flags you have at home, they can't be as good as this red flag fluttering, right [dog head]
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Gentle Wild Dog
Little God of Wealth, He Is Very Poor
People Collect Firewood at the Crematorium
The Sand Sculpture Tyrant Has Awakened
Having Fun with My Ex-Husband on a Divorce Variety Show
Forced to Join a Wedding Reality Show with My Mortal Enemy
After Losing His Memory, the Shadow Guard's Darling Husband Is Pregnant
The Lazy, Sickly Beauty Goes Viral on a Parenting Show
The Goofy Movie Emperor Awakens
After the Substitute Marriage, My Shadow Guard Husband Is Expecting
The comment section has been opened [Spreading Flowers] and red envelopes will be dropped every day in the comment area [Bi Xin] and updated daily [Red Heart] Column previews include "The Overlord Awakens" and "He became famous after divorcing his rival in a variety show" Completed the cookies "The beauty with the salty fish disease became popular in the baby show" "The beauty with the social fear disease was taken away by the uncle in the baby show" Thank you all for your likes~ Copywriting of "The Sand Sculpture Boss Awakens": A car accident awakened the tyrant Gu Ge's self-awareness and discovered that the world he lived in was actually a pure love and sadomasochism novel called "Painting the Ground as a Prison". The protagonist who will become a black man in the future and become a legal coffee maker is the adopted son of the Gu family, his nominal brother Jiang Chen. In order to prevent his younger brother from going astray and to have a sweet relationship with the protagonist smoothly, Gu Ge, who had just been discharged from the hospital, had no time to recuperate, so he prepared a meeting gift for the protagonist Gong, who had just turned eighteen years old—— "No matter where you are, I have to find you with a phone call." Jiang Chen picked up the little stupid bird phone watch in front of him: "..." In order to ensure that the future protagonist Gong Shou falls in love smoothly, Gu Ge does everything personally. In order to make the protagonist accept a male squad leader, Gu Ge secretly disposes of the love letter in Jiang Yan's schoolbag. In order to make the protagonist feel happy about having a strong husband, Gu Ge will rush back to cook for Jiang Chen no matter how busy he is. In order to allow the protagonist to kill everyone in the business war, Gu Ge stayed up late at night to help Jiang Xiao take notes while he was suffering from fever and falling into a coma. And Jiang Xiao saw all this. He plucked up the courage and held Gu Ge's hand. The dog looked at him unblinkingly. Gu Ge suddenly realized: "You've finished the questions, right? I'll buy you a new one right away." Jiang Chen: "..." "Master, Xiao Chen left, and we found your childhood photos in his luggage." Gu Ge was stunned: "Is it my favorite one?" "Yes." Gu Ge lowered his eyes sadly and exhaled slowly: "... I knew it was him who stole it, so I asked him to do the questions in retaliation, right?" Jiang Xiao, who was eavesdropping outside the door: "???"
No matter how many colorful flags you have at home, they can't be as good as this red flag fluttering, right [dog head]
High-fives and praises, this article should only be found in heaven, it is rare to see it in the world, and it is not enough to burst our hearts of admiration.
High-fives and praises, this article should only be found in heaven, it is rare to see it in the world, and it is not enough to burst our hearts of admiration.
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High-fives and praises, this article should only be found in heaven, it is rare to see it in the world, and it is not enough to burst our hearts of admiration.
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