Forced to Join a Wedding Reality Show with My Mortal Enemy

[Enemies in Bed, Lovers in Bed] [Fire Sign vs. Air Sign] The wealthy young master Xie Ying got drunk on the night of his nemesis's eighteenth birthday and slept with him. When they woke up, the two of them got into a huge fight in bed. Xie Ying was furious that he'd been the one on the bottom, while Yan Huaichen resented him for taking his virginity. Their feud grew even worse after that. . Later, the Xie family fell on hard times, and bad luck continued to dog Xie Ying when he got into a car accident on his way to work. When he opened his eyes, he found himself in a hospital bed, with Yan Huaichen standing beside him, looking like he wanted to tear him limb from limb. Mortified, Xie Ying immediately tried to hobble away, holding up his IV bag. "I'll pay off your debt if you help me put on an act," Yan Huaichen said, blocking his way. Xie Ying, an exhausted wage slave on the verge of death, wavered despite himself. "What kind of act?" Yan Huaichen: "Pretend our marriage has fallen apart on a divorce reality show." Xie Ying: "How bad does it have to be?" Yan Huaichen: "As bad as when you came in second in ninth grade and wanted to tear my clothes off." Xie Ying said awkwardly, "I'm not a professional actor. How would I know how to act like that...?" Yan Huaichen raised an eyebrow. "Just act the way you usually do with me. Tone it down a little." Xie Ying: "..." Xie Ying kept his promise and did the job for the money. On the show, he carefully observed the other couples and earnestly copied what they did, like tracing a pattern. When Yan Huaichen sat beside him, Xie Ying raised his hand and slapped him. "Why did you betray me?!" When Yan Huaichen washed his feet, Xie Ying kicked out and sent him tumbling. "Stop pretending to care!" But every comment in the live chat was from a horny viewer, all swooning over Xie Ying. [So cute, such a delicate wife] [That slap must've felt so good to Yan Huaichen. I was afraid he'd lick Yingying's hand] [Please hurry up and get divorced. I'm waiting for Yingying's second marriage (praying)] Only when Yan Huaichen pinned him to the bed did Xie Ying realize what was going on. "You bastard, you played me?!" Yan Huaichen kissed the rim of his ear. "Be good, let the dog bite you a couple more times." =3= A few things to know before reading =3=: 1. No real-life inspirations, none at all! 2. This is a fictional setting, completely made up! 3. Same-sex marriage is legal, legal, legal! 4. This bickering couple on opposite sides of the battlefield have wicked tongues. 5. These two little elementary-school chickens don't realize they like each other. 6. Do I seem a little too talkative? 7. But I just really like talking to you! 8. (All the warnings have been given.) Stolen-content comments will be deleted :) Coming soon in my author collection: The Goofy Overbearing CEO Awakens. Thank you all for your support! Blurb: A car accident awakens Gu Ge to his own existence, and he discovers that the world he lives in is actually a melodramatic boys' love novel titled "Trapped in a Cage." The male lead seme, who will turn into a criminal in the future, is the Gu family's adopted son, Jiang An, his younger brother in name only. To stop his little brother from going down the wrong path and help him fall in love with the male lead uke, Gu Ge, fresh out of the hospital and not yet recovered, prepares a welcome gift for the seme, who has just turned eighteen. "Wherever you are, I must be able to find you with one phone call." Jiang An picks up the little bird-shaped phone watch in front of him: "..." . To ensure the future male leads fall in love smoothly, Gu Ge takes care of everything himself. To make sure the male lead uke gets himself a husband with good morals, Gu Ge secretly gets rid of the love letters in Jiang An's schoolbag. To make sure the male lead uke has a strong husband, Gu Ge comes home to cook for Jiang An no matter how busy he is. To help the male lead seme dominate the business world, Gu Ge stays up all night making notes for Jiang An while he's sleeping off a fever. Jiang An notices all of this. He gathers his courage, takes Gu Ge's hand, and gazes at him with unblinking puppy-dog eyes. Gu Ge suddenly understands. "You're done with your homework, right? I'll buy you some new books right away." Jiang An: "..." "Young Master, Xiao An is gone. We found a photo of you as a child in his luggage." Gu Ge freezes. "Was it my favorite one?" "Yes." Gu Ge drops his eyes sadly and slowly exhales. "...I knew he was the one who stole it. Is this his revenge for making him do homework?" Jiang An, eavesdropping outside the door: "???" Theme: Always face life with optimism