Starting from the Start as a Zombie, I Draw Cards to Raise Kids and Win by Doing Nothing

[My new novel, I, a Random Nobody, Contract an Abnormal Creature?, is out! Feel free to check it out if you're interested~] You can read my completed novels in my author profile, and my upcoming novels are listed below~ * Ruan Yizhi was reborn, yet still couldn't escape his fate of becoming a zombie. But he did get a card-drawing System. He immediately drew two cards. [Congratulations! You received one young Tianhu. Friendly reminder: The cub is frail, so replenish its energy promptly. P.S. Keep leveling up for unexpected surprises~] [Congratulations! You received one unbreakable baby bottle. A very roomy bottle and its owner's best helper, it's the perfect choice for feeding a cub!] Ruan Yizhi: “...” Not only are the cards useless, one of them is a cub, and what's with the baby bottle?! On one side are picky mutant creatures, and on the other are humans who attack zombies and mutant creatures indiscriminately. Ruan Yizhi, a zombie at the very bottom of the food chain: “...” What a nightmare from the start. To survive, Ruan Yizhi starts hoarding wealth points to buy a base, scavenging supplies, and, while he's at it, beating up his fellow zombies and digging out their brain cores on his cub-raising journey. As he raises his cubs, Ruan Yizhi discovers that the base he originally used just to shelter in has become a mobile fortress, and his upgraded card cubs have all changed dramatically. The frail tiger cub becomes a mighty beast with a pair of wings growing from its back. The little golden eagle, whose damaged wings kept it grounded, becomes an aerial war god. The blind elf cub not only regains its sight, but also gains the ability to purify. And the red pandas, little cloud deer, little moon wolves, and all the other card cubs become exceptionally powerful beings. Just like that, Ruan Yizhi finds himself commanding an army of card creatures. Later, a legend spreads across the land: A strange-looking building moves from place to place at random, and supposedly contains a rare ability to purify. The news sends countless bases scrambling to claim the mobile fortress. But everyone discovers that it's ruled by a zombie, and the mobile fortress is home to so many mutant creatures that it could easily destroy an entire base. That zombie who rules the mobile fortress is clearly the king of all those mutant creatures. Ruan Yizhi, dazed: “Um... Who'd believe it? I just want to survive...” Ruan Yizhi meets a human: a stunningly handsome face, ridiculously long legs, and an eight-pack. Practically perfect. So when he discovers the man is badly injured, he takes him home. Then he points to the unconscious man and tells the cubs, “From now on, he'll be your mom!” The man, just regaining consciousness: “...?” Not that he was opposed to it. (Blurb revised to better match the story.) Upcoming novel: I, a Random Nobody, Contract a Demon? Jiang Huai has always been a staunch materialist, until his class goes on a graduation trip to a resort. By day, the resort is packed with people and bustling with activity. But at midnight, the peaceful facade shatters. People who were perfectly normal during the day rip off their human skin and turn into monsters covered in strange fish scales, with mouths and eyes all over their bodies. Jiang Huai feels like he might be dead. That's because he discovers that he has some inexplicable attraction to monsters. He either runs into one around a corner or gets attacked at close range, and no matter what he does, he can't escape being hunted. Just as he's about to be devoured, a little ball of fluff suddenly opens a massive abyss of a mouth and swallows the monster whole. Jiang Huai: “...” It looks familiar. I'm not sure. Let's keep watching. The little ball of fluff returns to its original form, looking adorable, all black and with its fur moving as if in a windless room. It looks incredibly soft, but... Help! The plush keychain I picked up by the road came to life!!! Afterward, Jiang Huai learns the truth about the world. It turns out that a long time ago, several meteorites fell from the sky, shrouded in mysterious radiance. But shockingly, any species exposed to that light could mutate. Before humanity could study them, the meteorites mysteriously disappeared, but the number of mutated monsters kept increasing. So the Abnormal Affairs Management Center was established. Over time, people discovered that by hunting those monsters and fusing their cores with their own bodies, they could awaken supernatural abilities. But everyone knows abnormalities can't be contracted. Jiang Huai slowly looks down at the ball-of-fluff keychain, which is supposedly an abnormal creature and which he has already contracted. “...” Huh? This seems just a tiny bit unreasonable. Jiang Huai lands a government job, but because he's so unusual, the authorities assign him a teammate who is supposedly there for his protection, but is actually keeping an eye on him. In principle, he doesn't agree to it. But his teammate has broad shoulders and a narrow waist, stands 190 centimeters tall, and has firm muscles that look incredibly powerful. He's a walking source of security, and ridiculously handsome. Jiang Huai's mind goes blank. “Hey, big guy, want to hook up?” The man: “?” Then politely declines. “Thanks, but I'm not interested.” Later... Trapped in the man's arms, unable to escape, Jiang Huai fumes. “Didn't you say you weren't interested?” The man kisses his brow and eyes. “I lied.” Upcoming novel 2: My Roommates Are All Transmigrators, and I'm the Only Normal Person. Blurb below~ Lately, I feel like there's something off about my roommates. My quiet roommate A looks at me like I'm some lowly insect, which really gets on my nerves, especially since he still owes me money. My stubborn, conservative roommate B suddenly becomes incredibly flashy. He wears loud, gaudy clothes and gives me a smoldering look, saying he wants to sleep with me. I nearly die of fright. He used to be a totally straight guy! My timid roommate C also suddenly becomes rebellious and unruly. He skips class, jokes around when the teacher calls on him, and is a total rebel. He even wants to drag me along, saying he wants me to experience freedom! What a lunatic! I still need that scholarship! Then one day, I discover my roommates' secret. It turns out... Roommate A is a Demon Lord who transmigrated from the world of cultivation. No wonder he looks at everyone like they're insects. Roommate B is an incubus who transmigrated from the demon world. No wonder he wants to sleep with everyone he meets. Roommate C is a demonic villain who transmigrated from the martial arts world. No wonder he's unruly and loves freedom. And me, an ordinary native, plan to pretend I don't know for the sake of my life. Who knew all three of my roommates would ask me to be their partner at the same time! I plop down on the floor. This is way too intense. I think it over, but the scholarship matters more. No one can stop me from getting it! So I turn them down on the spot. Just kidding. That's gonna cost extra! P.S. The main story is told in third person. Reader's guide: 1. Not a traditional post-apocalyptic story. It includes supernatural abilities, cub-raising, and leveling up. 2. I'll do my best to make the logic hold together. 3. This one is pretty hard on my brain. If you find a plot hole, please let me know. (Wipes away a tear.) 4. Just to be safe, the setting is fictional. If any place names or other details happen to match, it's because my limited knowledge got in the way. 5. [Important] If you don't like it after reading the free chapters, just leave. Don't force yourself, and you don't need to tell me what you think is wrong. I know I'm still learning, so please leave quietly and keep a little kindness in your heart. Peace and love! *kiss* ^3^ Give me a chance~ Theme: Never stop moving forward