After transmigrating into the past, ancient-era shut-in Li Wu finds himself penniless, only to be hauled back to a company by a talent scout to help meet its performance targets.
On a variety show where his agent has sent him to make up the numbers, Li Wu sits dutifully in the corner of the shot. While holding the top-tier star’s coat, he devoutly savors the snacks provided by the show, his clear eyes full of wonder at the delicious food.
[Aaaah, what an innocent little bunny!]
[Could the director please give him a permanent camera? I could watch him all afternoon and never get tired!]
[Aww, the baby likes little cakes. Come here, big sis will make you some!]
[I could kiss ten boys like him until they cried.]
Just as the viewers are crying out that they want to steal the adorable Li Wu and take him home, the production team asks the minor celebrity brought in to fill a spot to show off a simple talent, so the top stars can outshine him.
Unable to refuse, Li Wu has no choice but to bite the bullet. He bows in apology beforehand. “I can’t dance, but I know a little martial arts.”
Then he sinks his energy into his core, clenches his fist, and exerts his strength
The show’s granite tabletop cracks apart with a loud snap.
Everyone: “?!!”
[Please, can you inexplicably kick my instructor for me?]
[If you hit that, you can’t hit us next, okay?]
[Little bro, no need to bow. Even if you flipped us the bird, we wouldn’t mind.]
One morning, a secretly filmed video exploded online, and netizens sent it straight to the top of the trending list.
It was filmed from behind a tree beside a hot spring pool. The image was blurry, and only a vague glimpse of the people could be made out.
The young man being held in someone’s arms was Li Wu, who had won Best Actor just days earlier. The man leaning over to hold his slender, pale ankle was none other than Huo Xuan, the true power behind the Huo family.
The man’s voice was hoarse, brimming with possessiveness
“Your Highness, are you still unwilling to give your subordinate a proper title?”
Li Wu has always been accustomed to the good life. The only hardship he ever endured was at the hands of Huo Xuan, the cavalry general who taught him martial arts.
But he finds that he is a little unaccustomed to a world without Huo Xuan.
People today cannot see the moon of old, but fortunately, they can see the moon of bygone days.
[Shut-in Little Prince VS outgoing young master]
One-on-one, both are each other’s first, happy ending
=3= Reader’s Guide =3=:
1. No real-life inspirations, really!
2. This is a completely fictional setting!
3. A Wu and Dudu both transmigrated!
4. A slightly silly, illogical sweet treat.
5. Please don’t argue. If you do, you’re right.
6. Do I seem a little talkative?
7. But I just like talking to you!
A feel-good sweet novel of the same type is available for pre-order in my author page: The Poor Little Shadow Guard Is Pregnant [Ancient Times to Modern Day]. Thanks for all the love!
[Blurb:]
Back in the palace, Jing Yi always wore a harmless baby face as he smiled dimpled smiles and slit assassins’ throats.
But during the struggle among five princes for the throne, he was ambushed. When he opened his eyes, he had arrived in a strange world.
He had nothing but his martial arts skills, so if he wanted to survive, he had to work hard to earn money.
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One day, Jing Yi was diligently working as a stunt double on a film set when he suddenly saw the Crown Prince he had sworn to protect on a giant screen.
But when he excitedly found the prince, all he got was: “I don’t know you.”
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The heartbroken little shadow guard could only protect his master in secret.
Even when he gave himself up to save the prince after he was drugged with an aphrodisiac, he had no complaints, and quietly left afterward.
**
Jing Chen was injured in a car accident and lay unconscious for three years. After waking up and returning to his family’s company, his rival drugged him and set him up.
When he woke, he couldn’t find the person he’d shared a night of passion with.
-
It wasn’t until he saw the pale-faced stunt double on a variety show again that Jing Chen suddenly remembered everything.
It turned out that while he was lying in a hospital bed for three years, he had traveled through an ancient world and brought back an innocent, uninformed little shadow guard with a special constitution.
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When he found the little shadow guard, the poor thing was leaning against a wall, suffering from morning sickness.
*
At a press conference.
Reporter: Mr. Jing, how do you and Mr. Jing Yi keep things fresh between you?
Jing Chen: We think in one direction and put our strength into one thing.
Jing Yi, sitting beside him, silently blushed to the tips of his ears.
*
Bonus scene:
Jing Yi is close to giving birth and suffering from such severe morning sickness that he can’t attend the prenatal exercise class organized by the hospital.
So a figure nearly six feet three inches tall joins a group of expectant mothers and enthusiastically follows the midwife, learning every movement.
When he gets home, he even brags to Jing Yi:
“Wifey, how did I do? They said I was the best among all the expectant fathers!”
Devoted shadow guard bottom * suave, playboy CEO top
Theme: Stay optimistic and live well, wherever you are.
The next book opens the collection of "Eating Melons in a Divorce Variety Show with Your Marriage Partner" ~
[Copywriting:] Juan Wangba's chief minister Xing Li and top artist Luo Xiaoran have a commercial marriage. In the past two years, their relationship has not been romantic, and they are planning to divorce after reaching an agreement.
After consultation between the parents of both parties, a decision was made——
"I've given you a divorce variety show. As long as you become the most vocal group in the end, you will be allowed to divorce."
Although divorce is a long-cherished wish, the soul of eating melons is still burning.
It was only when Mr. Chu appeared on a variety show that he truly realized how happy eating melons really is——
The movie king and actress couple who respected each other got into a fight; the artist couple tore up each other's calligraphy and paintings; the rich couple pointed at their noses and said the name of each other's illegitimate child; the traffic boys who had already secretly obtained the divorce certificate sneaked into the room of the movie queen and the artist late at night...
[Is it really okay for them to reveal each other's secrets on the show like this? After all, they are all respectable people]
I guess I was forced to come here by my family, thinking I could get back together, but I didn't expect it to be even more annoying
[Who can control their emotions... Wait, did I see it wrong? Is the person squatting at the stairs watching the excitement Mr. Chu?
He is... Eating melon?
[You actually grabbed Luo Xiaoran and watched it together. Didn't I say you want a divorce? !
Chu Xingli suddenly felt at a loss when he realized that the camera suddenly turned around to film him, and was caught eating melons. He pulled Luo Xiaoran and whispered, "Why don't we... Let's have some fun and have a little quarrel? Otherwise, we won't be able to get divorced, and we'll be in big trouble."
Luo Xiaoran: "..."
The voting for the variety show ended, and the five groups of couples successfully divorced four groups, except for the star Li Fufu.
[Farewell Mr. Chu, you have an old attacker to serve as your partner, what else do you need a bicycle for?]
[Baby, feel free to be your melon king]
[From now on, you will be the best at making money among the people who eat melons, and the most fun-loving among the businessmen.
Looking at the comment section that was completely opposite to his expectations, Chu Xingli was upset: "I shouldn't have eaten the melon. I'm not divorced now, so I'm in big trouble."
Luo Xiaoran took off his coat: "It's really big."
Chu Xingli: "!!!"
The author's two hearty months [laughing and crying]
Hahahaha, so fast
The plot of these chapters feels very inconsistent...
? Didn't I say earlier that Huo learned how to make Malatang from the cook? Now that I bought it, I didn't see any mention of changing the flavor?
I just have a question. Is our Awu baby 0? I can't stand on the opposite side.
The ending was too unexpected. I am also looking forward to many career-related plots for Your Highness.
The next book opens the collection of "Eating Melons in a Divorce Variety Show with Your Marriage Partner" ~ [Copywriting:] Juan Wangba's chief minister Xing Li and top artist Luo Xiaoran have a commercial marriage. In the past two years, their relationship has not been romantic, and they are planning to divorce after reaching an agreement. After consultation between the parents of both parties, a decision was made—— "I've given you a divorce variety show. As long as you become the most vocal group in the end, you will be allowed to divorce." Although divorce is a long-cherished wish, the soul of eating melons is still burning. It was only when Mr. Chu appeared on a variety show that he truly realized how happy eating melons really is—— The movie king and actress couple who respected each other got into a fight; the artist couple tore up each other's calligraphy and paintings; the rich couple pointed at their noses and said the name of each other's illegitimate child; the traffic boys who had already secretly obtained the divorce certificate sneaked into the room of the movie queen and the artist late at night... [Is it really okay for them to reveal each other's secrets on the show like this? After all, they are all respectable people] I guess I was forced to come here by my family, thinking I could get back together, but I didn't expect it to be even more annoying [Who can control their emotions... Wait, did I see it wrong? Is the person squatting at the stairs watching the excitement Mr. Chu? He is... Eating melon? [You actually grabbed Luo Xiaoran and watched it together. Didn't I say you want a divorce? ! Chu Xingli suddenly felt at a loss when he realized that the camera suddenly turned around to film him, and was caught eating melons. He pulled Luo Xiaoran and whispered, "Why don't we... Let's have some fun and have a little quarrel? Otherwise, we won't be able to get divorced, and we'll be in big trouble." Luo Xiaoran: "..." The voting for the variety show ended, and the five groups of couples successfully divorced four groups, except for the star Li Fufu. [Farewell Mr. Chu, you have an old attacker to serve as your partner, what else do you need a bicycle for?] [Baby, feel free to be your melon king] [From now on, you will be the best at making money among the people who eat melons, and the most fun-loving among the businessmen. Looking at the comment section that was completely opposite to his expectations, Chu Xingli was upset: "I shouldn't have eaten the melon. I'm not divorced now, so I'm in big trouble." Luo Xiaoran took off his coat: "It's really big." Chu Xingli: "!!!"
The author's two hearty months [laughing and crying]
Hahahaha, so fast
The plot of these chapters feels very inconsistent...
? Didn't I say earlier that Huo learned how to make Malatang from the cook? Now that I bought it, I didn't see any mention of changing the flavor?
I just have a question. Is our Awu baby 0? I can't stand on the opposite side.
The ending was too unexpected. I am also looking forward to many career-related plots for Your Highness.
It ended too quickly
This is progressing too fast
Third update~Finished with flowers~